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After flying unassisted halfway across the globe, it's still important to have an ice axe and climbing rope... Just in case you need to get up to those really hard to reach places. ~ Educate
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...Aaaaannnnd of course the black guy dies first. ~ yeahright
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When you're trying to get a girl to see that you're interested in her, don't look directly at her, and respond to text messages from other people while she's talking to you. ~ bourbonphantom
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You can throw cops and SWAT guys around with telekinesis as much as you want, as long as you don't draw a weapon they won't shoot you. ~ bourbonphantom
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A firefighter's suit actually does not protect you from fire. ~ bourbonphantom
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Even after you discover you have incredible super powers that allow you to destroy anyone and anything, you'll still be preoccupied with the tedium of keeping a video camera around to record everything. ~ bourbonphantom
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Which one has the power to have his Flip Video at just the right time? ~ jermanyx
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If your best friend laughs at you when you fail at sex. Kill him. ~ mojarras
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Even when boiling with rage and destroying buildings and stuff, don't forget to film yourself from all angles with all kinds of devices with cameras. ~ mojarras
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A more appropriate title would have been "Douche Bags With Telekinesis." ~ Max
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WE HAVE SUPERPOWERS! Let's play with legos. ~ Max
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You can totally go about the rest of your schoolday like nothing happened after ripping out someone's teeth in front of a bunch of witnesses. ~ bourbonphantom
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If you fail to land a punch, you should fly out the nearest window to acknowledge your defeat. ~ bourbonphantom
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Andrew waits until just after Matt arrives at the hospital before dropping his father, rather than dropping him immediately while there's no one around to save him. ~ bourbonphantom
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Sometimes flying up into the clouds to try to calm down your friend just isn't worth it! ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Can't afford your mothers medication? Go rob a different store and some random people using your powers instead of using your powers to steal the medicine when the pharmacist walks away. ~ tina270
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After witnessing helicopters being thrown about like feathers and people knocked through buildings at the flick of a wrist, every police officer takes cover behind heavy metal vehicles. ~ Swampstealer
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Matt's Girlfriend films her front door because everyone does that sort of thing. ~ Filmguy
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Raves are filled with jealous and violent boyfriends. ~ bourbonphantom
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Cheerleaders are creeped out by video cameras, not by creepy people staring at them. ~ bourbonphantom
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If you need to pay for your mom's hospital bill just rob the gas station and three guys from your street ~ TheGodDamnBatman
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Leaf blowers have more than one use. ~ Optimus Thunder
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Nerds are more likely to flex their mental muscles than actually workout. ~ pikasneeze
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We put cameras in everything nowadays, don't we? ~ pikasneeze
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Juggling will make you super popular. Or knowing how to play jazz like in Spider-Man 3. ~ pikasneeze
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Deciding to chronicle everything from the beginning of the film but not really giving a good explanation is just as good as calling the film "Plothole." ~ pikasneeze
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Apparently, there's a drought in the Central African Republic. ~ Flesh and Blood
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There goes the popular theory that young men who get super powers are going to use them for the betterment of society. ~ qwkslvr
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Andrew can pull apart pieces of a spider, and can pull teeth out of someone's mouth, but can't pull the disease out of his dying mother. ~ bourbonphantom
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