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Prostitution will be legal in space. ~ bourbonphantom
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Gravity only exists where there's oxygen.
~ bourbonphantom
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It's more cost effective to put a criminal in a spacesuit, connected to an air processor, floating in a zero gravity room, than to just put him behind bars. ~ bourbonphantom
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In the future, shotguns are the only firearms that exist. ~ bourbonphantom
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Doctors know that some guys just like to slap hookers around. ~ bourbonphantom
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Shepard is able to smuggle 2 assassins with shotguns on to the mining facility, so they can have a totally not-low-profile gunfight with O'Neal, but he can't smuggle some measly poison into O'Neal's food.
~ bourbonphantom
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There are no spiders on Io. ~ bourbonphantom
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Decompression elevators have no emergency override. ~ bourbonphantom
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If your child doesn't eat his breakfast, knock out some of his teeth. ~ bourbonphantom
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