#1

The first girl you connect with will always be the daughter of the leader and the sister (or in other films, the girlfriend) of the local badass. ~ Adam
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and you can bang her under the sacred tree! ~ thugz4real
Incidentally, she's the girlfriend of the local badass in this movie, too. ~ Allamorph
Disabled girls tend to not get out to do much hunting in the jungle on account of being disabled. "Why are they never ugly?" though, I'll give you that. ~ onan
why i'll never back to love you too move GOODBYE !!!!!!!!!! ~ LoveGoodbye32
And she will always be hot, in an exotic, native kind of way. ~ nvidia2010
and amazingly enough never overweight, disabled or stupid. ~ lazy
...and will speak your language. ~ Uncle Boat
Yea it is! ~ DominateChic23

#2

Aliens are a lot like Native Americans. ~ Adam
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minus the casinos ~ thugz4real

#3

If you can find a big and colorful enough bird to ride, all your past sins will instantly be forgiven. ~ Adam
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As long as someone preemptively tells you that riding the red bird makes you Navi Jesus, then that's okay. ~ onan

#4

When aliens shoot six foot long arrows at you, which travel at over 40 miles an hour, it's the neurotoxin that kills you, not the arrow. ~ kvn8907
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HAHA brilliant! ~ ryan corderman

#5

You do not plug your pony tail into your mate's during copulation. That would create implied sexualization of all of the times you plugged it into animals. ~ brownox
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Agreed. so philosophical. Brilliant! ~ midievallady
I think this is perhaps the best one on the page. ~ kvn8907
I think this is perhaps the best one on the page. ~ kvn8907

#6

The villain is always an evil military man or an evil businessman. In this case, they join forces. ~ Adam
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#7

The most optimistic name to bestow upon a mysterious planet is "Pandora." ~ Adam
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#8

The most suitable name you can give a resource you want , which is very hard to obtain and commands a high price is Unobtainium ~ uday
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Unobtainium is a reference to a fictional material. See the Wikipedia entry for it. ~ dandv
Such a creative name! ~ Kidoushuu

#9

The hero is always the untrained, impulsive muscle-head, never the fully trained Ph.D. ~ Kidoushuu
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But, in the most widely known movies, that is in fact the point.. sadly ~ nuknuk
I beg to differ! I bring to bear the case of District 9. ;) ~ midievallady

#10

"The humans sent a dreamwalker to infiltrate our community and learn about us, let's teach him everything about us." ~ crosshairs
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#11

Humans never learn from history, they just move to a fresh planet. ~ Bagheera
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#12

The first female you meet on a new planet will automatically be the one you fall in love with, that's just how it works. ~ tenshi
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yeah, that's always what gets to me when i watch these movies, always the first person that you see.. It mmust be "kismet" then =) ~ nuknuk

#13

Talking to your prey after you have fired an arrow into its heart makes it feel better dying in your arms. ~ crosshairs
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Unless you're Colonel Quaritch. ~ ZOOTSUTRA
It's just about respecting nature, I think. ~ Rin

#14

Trees are the new web servers. ~ Adam
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TreeCP/IP? ~ ZOOTSUTRA
lolz~ ~ Blackfire95

#15

Slow motion attacks always foreshadow death. ~ Adam
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This one's true for all movies with action (and slow motion). ~ Rin
so true....so very true... ~ Feathery

#16

If the banshee tries to kill you, it has chosen you. ~ tenshi
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Kinda like how voldemort "chose" Harry XD ~ Wallpaperotaku

#17

If the sacred seeds like you...you're in! ~ Adam
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#18

Learning an alien language is roughly the same as learning another human language. ~ Adam
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#19

If you've been studying an alien race for practically your whole life, there will always be a charismatic paraplegic to overshadow you and befriend the natives. ~ James
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#20

Despite the Earth being devoid of anything green in 2154, Sigourney Weaver (a scientist, mind you) will still smoke cigarettes regularly. ~ SonOfLiberty
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nice catch.. her smoking is even more impressive given the factr that they cant grow tobaccos anymore ~ nuknuk

#21

Always make sure the gas masks in your facility are accessible to the disabled. ~ Adam
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#22

If you're the General of the army, and in charge, you will be stupidly hard to kill. ~ Manga Cheapskate
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Even if you are against a physically superior being. ;3 ~ Rin

#23

No matter where you are in the universe, there's a human "chosen one" who will make things better. ~ Adam
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#24

There's no fat or sick natives in Pandora. ~ Kamus
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@onan And we can't have our aliens be anything less than perfect, right? ~ ZOOTSUTRA
Worse, there is the implication that the sick or weak members are simply "removed" from the population.... ~ ZOOTSUTRA
Of course not, that might show an ugly side of the native population that might contribute to making the plot morally ambiguous. ~ onan

#25

No matter how alien or savage the species, some human will find a way to have sex with it. ~ Oak
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#26

If you need ongoing counseling for the dangerous and alien mental adventures you must take every day, don't expect help from a professional, video blogging should suffice fine. ~ Adam
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#27

The steak is a lie. ~ Adam
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Wait I don't get it?? Help lol ~ Sassy
Haha, took me awhile to get the joke. Nice double reference! ~ Windows

#28

Getting shot will ruin your whole day. ~ Adam
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#29

Double agents will always join the other side, whether they're infiltrating the scientist treehuggers or the alien species. ~ Adam
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Dances with Wolves all over again... ~ Kidoushuu

#30

If you are a beefy military general you can hold your breath for a looooong time. ~ Brambles
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#31

Despite being conceived in the mid-19th century, revolvers will still be carried as a sidearm in the year 2154. ~ SonOfLiberty
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Hey revolvers last a loooong time and are darn good weapons. Why replace what isn't broken? ~ Grayfire

#32

The Na'avi are extremely hard to kill, until you try to kill thousands of them. ~ DeadComedian
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#33

Getting into a tanning bed in the year 2154 might get you more than what you bargained for. ~ Coltrain
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#34

Every businessman is a sleezebag, almost everyone in the military are callous dirtbags, and every scientist is a caring, bleeding heart liberal. ~ kvn8907
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THESE ARE THE RULES! lol ~ ryan corderman

#35

Arriving on a Turok is like driving up to the club in a Ferrari Enzo...You get mad street cred. ~ Amsterdam
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Word ~ neko nana mode

#36

If a military force invades a distant planet, harms the natural ecosystems, and starts a war with the natives all over a few valuable rocks, they are American by default. ~ smile4me
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Well, of course they are?! They would be.. ~ Hakkeboef68

#37

A tree where some of your ancestors spirits are resigned to, psh! It is totally NOT awkward or wrong to have alien sex under it! ~ JinxSpaz
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#38

You can a light a match on fire in the middle of the jungle where there is no oxygen on the planet for humans to be able to breathe on. ~ jaden
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There might be not *enough* oxygen for humans. After all, humans have masks with filters, but no air cylinders, which suggests that there is oxygen in the atmosphere, but also some other gases or particulates that need to be filtered out. ~ dandv
Thank you for pointing this out! haha. I remebered that the second I read this ~ wolfgirl92

#39

If you see a ferocious alien sneaking up behind your friend, only tell him to "run!" at the very last second. ~ Adam
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#40

Rocks float but there are waterfalls. It has to do with the low gravity and high helium content trapped in the rocks. ~ rednekroketsci
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James Cameron has a really great dealer. ~ ryan corderman
My rationalization is that it is magnetism. I can tell from some of the rocks and from seeing a lot of magnetism in my day. ~ brownox
Really great first entry. ~ Adam

#41

Hissing at your enemies will surely make them go away. ~ AnimeArchAngel
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favorite me too so ~ LoveGoodbye32

#42

Blue chicks aren't just for Shatner anymore. ~ brownox
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#43

Sacred seeds have a lot in common with jellyfish. ~ Coltrain
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But don't sting you when you swat them...much better that way... ~ Feathery

#44

A crippled Marine with little formal training can replace a highly-trained scientist just because they're twins. ~ Nehszriah
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I think they were just saving a lot of money by doing that. After all, how long does a half-human, half-alien (avatar) grow? ~ Rin

#45

When you go rogue, you must take the time to warpaint your helicopter. ~ KayDee
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#46

When running through the most dangerous planet in the universe, without any training or prior knowledge to what you're doing, touch all the plants on said planet. These will be harmless. ~ UsernameTed
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And eat the first fruit-shaped-like thing that's thrown in your face! ~ RequiemLestat

#47

As a Na'vi, baldness is not an option. ~ fishy
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#48

The government doesn't have any sort of regulations against the treatment of alien civilizations. ~ Adam
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#49

For a publicly traded company, bad press is always preferable to a bad quarter. ~ Adam
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#50

If you give a paraplegic a new body to play around in, the last thing he is going to want to do is run around. ~ Nehszriah
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#51

Sigourney Weaver has it in all her contracts that she must appear in underwear. I'm not complaining - not yet. ~ DigitalMorgan
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#52

If you introduce yourself by your first and last name, the aliens will automatically assume it's one name. Always. ~ KayDee
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#53

Even a highly disciplined former marine must go absolutely crazy and disobey every order given him upon entering his new body. ~ Adam
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#54

The cliche "white man's guilt" script works even in space. ~ Cramscam
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#55

It never rains on jungle planets. ~ sherlockhomeboy
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I beg to differ. During one of Jake's video blogs in the scientist's shack, it is clearly raining outside. ~ ZOOTSUTRA

#56

Taking Jake Sully's avatar into the forests full of beasties as the security guard without spending five minutes explaining to him what creatures lurked was a great idea. ~ truthseeker
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#57

Telling people that 'you see them' is deep, meaningful and heartwarming, not stalker-ish at all. ~ vaccuum
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#58

Don't mess with the trees, Mother Nature will take you down with Hammerhead Rhinos. ~ KayDee
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#59

Sigourney Weaver is always awesome, no matter what planet she's visiting. ~ Bagheera
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#60

Knives and arrows can defeat an entire army of machines, as long as they have the native animals on their side as well. ~ AnimeArchAngel
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#61

By plugging your ponytail into some vines you can listen to your dead relatives. ~ WG
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#62

One can use their keycard to help high value prisoners escape, communicate with the escapees while their are in hiding using the company's communication system, and still not be suspected of anything. ~ SonOfLiberty
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#63

If your brother is a Phd, you are likely to be a jarhead. ~ crosshairs
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#64

If a fully trained Ph.D. who's spent her whole life studying the planet and its life starts telling you that it's scientifically verifiable that all the life is interconnected, you should just accuse her of using drugs. ~ kvn8907
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actually, all that "life is interconnected" was a rip-off of a sci-fie short story. ~ SainaTsukino

#65

Even if everything burns into fine grey ashes all around your alien body, said body will remain unharmed thanks to your main character/hero status. ~ Nehszriah
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#66

Instead of pulling the plug and asking the operator where his lost avatar is, a brilliant scientist fliess around looking at the woods with binoculars from a helicopter. ~ Pfft
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#67

Long-distance guided missles and bombs will not exist in the future. ~ Pfft
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#68

Stanford manufactures and sells a XXXXXXL tank top. ~ Pfft
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This is BRILLIANT! Ha! ~ nvidia2010
Darn you, I was going to say that! :) ~ miquonranger03

#69

When a thanator shows up early in the movie, several hammerhead titanotheres scatter in fear. But by the end of the movie titanotheres are able to mow down and kill troups in AMP suits, while a thanator is easily defeated by one guy, the colonel, in an AMP suit. ~ evs
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Well yeah, it's Pandora-style Rock, Paper, Scissors. ~ onan

#70

Extremely tight-ass military commanders won't require some of their men to shave their redneck mustaches or groom themselves. ~ Adam
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#71

Jump on a special bird, and the tribe that hated you moments ago will immediately forgive you. ~ AnimeArchAngel
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#72

Be careful what you say while Vlogging, you may just cause the army to start a war with the natives. ~ AnimeArchAngel
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#73

"Is this animal Na'vi connectable?" ~ crosshairs
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#74

Send in the foot soldiers, but leave the gigantic bulldozer on remote control. ~ crosshairs
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#75

When the guys in suits say you'll get paid a lot, you should probably get suspicious. ~ wolfgirl92
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#76

Are all animals on Pandora like USB devices? ~ Manlo
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#77

Everyone sees Jake as a moron. ~ Evilgidgit
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Don't you mean scoun? ~ UsernameTed

#78

All military leaders drink out of a metal cup during combat. ~ DigitalMorgan
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#79

Flux will incapacitate all manner of electronic devices, but human-to-avatar links work perfectly and seamlessly every time. ~ gk
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#80

Books that look just like those of today are still being printed in 2154. ~ gk
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hha ~ blogger de niro
And where do they get the wood pulp if there are no trees on Earth? ~ ZOOTSUTRA

#81

Apparently the biggest predator on Pandora does not indeed expect an enemy to come from above. ~ Gavin
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As Jake pointed out, that's probably the security that comes from knowing you're on top of the food chain. ~ ekedolphin

#82

It doesn't matter how amazing your life is, nothing is so courageous, beatiful, romantic, sexy and cool as a ten foot tall dragon riding blue cat with breasts. ~ reese5alive
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#83

The Meals on Wheels program will survive at least to the year 2154. ~ Adam
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#84

Even if you don't think it's paying attention, the sacred tree is in fact listening to you. ~ Adam
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#85

Obi-Wan figures always die, even if they're Ellen Freakin' Ripley. ~ Nehszriah
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#86

Sigourney Weaver is the only na'avi with a human nose. ~ Amsterdam
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#87

Anything that hovers sounds like a Viet Nam era helicopter. ~ DigitalMorgan
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#88

On Pandora, ordinary tree sap is as combustible as kerosene... ~ oleza
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And worse, it is somehow automatically known to humans who didn't do their studies... ~ DDWinters

#89

It's okay to have sexual relations with another species so long as your mind is in a creature of that same species. ~ Adam
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Only half. ~ Rin

#90

Why should the Na'vi use their native jungle environment to their advantage when wave attacks work so well? ~ SonOfLiberty
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#91

All females have boobs. Smurfs are the exception. Blue or not. ~ crosshairs
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Correction: Only mammals have boobs, so the Na'vi must be mammalian creatures...even on a completely different planet. ~ Grayfire

#92

Taking samples is EVERYTHING. ~ crosshairs
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#93

It is necessary for the newly assimilated outsider to be fully integrated into the tribe by the story's end, even if it does require some body-switching similar to an organic Ghost in the Shell. ~ Nehszriah
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#94

It is possible to carry an average storyline with jaw-dropping graphics to the top of the charts; just add lots of explosions and scenery so beautiful you feel dirty just looking at it. ~ Nehszriah
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#95

Evidently, computer screens in the future will be mostly-transparent for some odd-ass reason and difficult to read. ~ DigitalMorgan
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#96

Even on other planets, eye protection for flights always makes you look cool. ~ DigitalMorgan
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#97

all the avatars need to be clothed unlike the natives cause they are humans after all? ~ plastiqueusa
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#98

Once you get intimate with the natives of a planet, you'll forget which side your own. ~ UsernameTed
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#99

It's a great idea to connect the Main Command Station directly to the shuttle bay without so much as an air lock. ~ Oak
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#100

Mecha can't win EVERY fight. ~ Red
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#101

The daughter of the leader will be the hottest girl on the planet and the leader will let ONLY her and not any Na'vi bad-ass guy to teach the stranger (who can most probably be a spy from the enemy). ~ Sarang
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#102

The real estate value of land below a suspended-in-air chunk of land will be low, especially if a waterfall is constantly raining on you! ~ Mogipbob
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Sucks to be on the bottom. ~ Adam

#103

The Na'vi national basketball team will probably beat Earth's national basketball team! ~ Mogipbob
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In addition to the fact that the Na'vi are ten feet tall, how about that basketball hoop? It's got to be 15 feet high. ~ ekedolphin

#104

Who know smurfs would eventually evolve into giant people. ~ daveyboy189
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#105

The best way to preserve your culture, traditions and skills is to entrust the future of your people to a guy who worked for the enemy until about a month ago and is already better than any of your native members at all of those things. ~ Ace
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#106

The Nav'i may grow to hate your guts, but they'll still carry your unconscious Avatars around when your plug gets pulled by your superiors. ~ ekedolphin
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#107

Never toss and turn while in an alien hammock. ~ Adam
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I wonder what happens when a Navi has to pee in the middle of the night. ~ NateSean

#108

If you're ever lost in a forest, don't worry! Just download a map from one of the trees! ~ AnimeArchAngel
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#109

Rocks are much more important than the lives of the natives. ~ AnimeArchAngel
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#110

If you pray hard enough, Eywa will listen to you. ~ CyborgCoralian
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yes! ~ blogger de niro

#111

No matter how advanced military technology becomes, when you need to kick some alien ass in an inhospitable environment, a gun and a tee shirt is all you need! ~ Orbital
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#112

The biggest mothership is always the last to get downed. ~ crosshairs
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#113

The periodic table left out some things like Adamantium and stuff..... ~ crosshairs
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The model of the periodic table was dsigned to have spaces open for future discoveries. Who knows, Onobtanium may fit into the periodic table, if it's an alkali metal, or a noble gas, or etc. ~ UsernameTed
And Unobtanium! ~ Silver

#114

In the year 2152, strapping explosives together and dropping them out of planes is more devastating that low-yield tactical nukes. ~ valiumaddict
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In their defense, they were just trying to kill a tree, not trying to irradiate an area within walking distance of the place they expected to spend the next few months mining... ~ onan

#115

If you are a scientist, you must always take samples. ~ valiumaddict
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#116

It's better to have no healthcare at all, than healthcare that can only fix SOME people's legs. ~ Kamus
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#117

If John Smith had joined Pocahontas like Jack joined the Na'vi, America would be a very different place. ~ KayDee
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#118

When you get shot in the stomach, you say "crap," but when you get an injection from a needle you say "ouch." ~ KayDee
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#119

When you're mining a rock that floats, don't bother getting it from the huge floating mountains full of the stuff, blow up the biggest tree you can find instead. ~ gk
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#120

In order to truly learn from an alien culture, your cup must be empty. ~ gk
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#121

"Lag" and "server space" are not ever a factor when sending and receiving data on the order of Terabytes per second over WiFi. ~ Oak
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Ha! Zero ping on an alien planet over vast distances. Which probably meant they have the tech to obliterate the Na'vi at the flick of a switch. ~ nvidia2010

#122

To learn to become one with Eywa, loincloths are a necessity. ~ Gavin
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#123

Despite travelling lightyears across the galaxy there will always be distinct parallels between humans and the aliens they come across. ~ Gavin
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#124

Techniques for fighting enemies who inhabit a jungle almost two hundred years before will not be applied to a jungle-wide planet. ~ Gavin
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#125

On some planets, "betrothed" doesn't really mean anything... ~ oleza
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#126

How is it that humans always make mistakes in a thirst for power that they always regret later? ~ Sen Katimi
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We call it human nature. ~ ekedolphin

#127

Even the Na'vi don't like listening to their parents! ~ Sharkboy
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#128

Hair is the new FireWire. ~ HermanoBluth
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#129

The colonel may be evil, but he laughed at the 'Jarhead clan' comment, so at least he has a sense of humour. ~ jimbob
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#130

You're in the future, you know enough of Na'vi biology to not only recreate their bodies but to create workable Na'vi/human hybrids yet a bio-weapon solution to your na'vi problem that would spare you resources and manpower completely escapes you. ~ DanniBoy
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#131

Plot > Logic. Period ~ DanniBoy
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#132

Giant robot suits are only effective against Aliens, not Na'vi. ~ beatbox
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#133

When you are on the way to the mission of your lifetime, you can shave a few minutes off by taking your morning cup of joe with you on the flight to the battle scene! ~ Mogipbob
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#134

The moral of this movie...change into an alien if you don't have a leg to stand on! ~ Mogipbob
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Ba dum tish! ~ ZOOTSUTRA

#135

Future robots will have built in ankle knives just in case! ~ Ricky
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Lmao so true, I was like wait where did he get that from! ~ Sassy

#136

The best way to take on an advanced battle plane, twice your size, twice the armor and twice the fire power is head first, then when you run out of ammunition you stay in front of it, fly side to side hoping it misses you and wait to die. (Michelle Rodriguez (Trudy) in her helicopter losing to Stephen Lang (Colonel Miles) in his war ship at the end) ~ cortex
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#137

Apparently, in the future it costs a lot of money to heal someone who's paraplegic, but there is money to go around for building a device that transfers your mind/soul into an Avatar...go figure. ~ izzysirius
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#138

"Keeping the balance" means letting an alien species come in, destroy as much as possible, and steal your resources. ~ Adam
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#139

Despite millennia worth of evidence to the contrary, it is best to leave the governing of distant worlds up to privately owned corporations. ~ SonOfLiberty
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#140

The addition of a tail makes it much easier to keep your loincloth on. ~ Coltrain
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#141

Pony tails have more uses than just simply keeping your hair out of your face. ~ Coltrain
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If only. ~ UsernameTed

#142

An appreciation of nature prevents you from cooking up a plate of the world's largest Buffalo wings. ~ Coltrain
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#143

All bipedal sentient beings will invent the bow and the arrow, but only aliens will shoot them with fingers pointing outwards. ~ crosshairs
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#144

It will do what you tell it to do if you think it out loud. ~ crosshairs
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#145

WoW can step aside. ~ crosshairs
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#146

Breaking the sensors of a bulldozer is a capital offense, and will land you in a maximum security prison. ~ kvn8907
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#147

If you want to sneak up on a Na'vi tribe, it's best to use a fleet of humongous tractors. ~ bones
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#148

"Ranger Rick" will evolve from a nature's magazine for preschoolers to an insult much sooner than 2145. ~ Nehszriah
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#149

It doesn't matter if the animation makes it clearly obvious that the outside air is not suitable for humans, as the military jerkass final boss will always be able to last without his facemask longer than he should. ~ Nehszriah
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#150

On Pandora, everything is so eco-friendly and evolved that it only needs 10 species of animals. ~ valiumaddict
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That's true on Earth too, the only animals I see around here are dogs, cats, and pigeons. ~ onan
That's true on Earth too, the only animals I see around here are dogs, cats, and pigeons. ~ onan
That's true on Earth too, the only animals I see around here are dogs, cats, and pigeons. ~ onan

#151

A white american male must always save the poor natives from the destruction of their world. ~ truthseeker
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#152

When deciding whether or not to kill your enemy, take the advice of the floating jellyfish of your ancestors. ~ KayDee
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#153

No one will notice that the Australian playing an American still sounds a lot like an Australian as long as he's the good guy. ~ KayDee
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#154

On Pandora most of the species have six legs. ~ UsernameTed
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#155

Blue aliens have feline qualities. ~ ladyirish17
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Gotta make the cat lovers happy. ~ NateSean

#156

She may hate your guts if you slaughter the various hideous monsters that were about to eat you, but don't worry! She won't hurt you if you have a 'strong heart.' ~ Axel Alloy
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#157

Playing dramatic music whilst copulating among all your tribal ancestors and their mother constitutes as marriage. ~ vaccuum
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#158

Ceasing fire on the indigenous population's big damn tree against direct orders will have no consequences whatsoever. Furthermore, you will also retain full access to your fully equipped gunship just in case you decide to switch sides again. ~ vaccuum
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She never fired to begin with, and no one apart from the guy she was in the chopper with seemed to even notice. ~ ekedolphin

#159

Only tell someone to run from a monster that wants to chew on their vital organs as a midnight snack if they ask nicely. ~ vaccuum
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#160

There is no more green on earth and Pandora is full of it, but people (humans) dont want to live there. Those damn oxygen masks are a big investment in the future! ~ AHA
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#161

Though they conceal nothing and thus have no practical function, knitted and crocheted tops are all the rage with the Na'vi ladies. ~ DDWinters
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#162

Even though you're very wary of a stranger coming into your world, trust your daughter's words about floating seeds without question and be sure to teach that suspicious stranger absolutely everything practical and sacred about your tribe. What could it hurt? ~ DDWinters
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How was this posted twice? And I spelled 'you're' wrong. D'oh! ~ DDWinters

#163

The avatar body can just lie around on the planet for days and days while the human is awake, and nobody will ever touch it. ~ markymark
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#164

As the audience, we learn one Na'vi word, scoun, which means moron. Possibly the most useless thing to walk away from the film with. ~ UsernameTed
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Yeah, I really wish they had taught us more useful words to know in a fictional language like "bathroom" and "water". What if I get lost? Name-calling won't help anyone. ~ onan

#165

It's apparently very hard to come up with any answers to ruthless invaders other than "THIS IS OUR LAND!" since the dawn of history (of the film industry) and for ages to come. ~ lazy
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#166

At least now we know where Luke's blue milk comes from. ~ nvidia2010
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#167

Walking in the forest makes you feel as if you are in the "Billie Jean" video. ~ deadangst
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#168

When given bad news, tough-chick mercenary pilots will react with the bad-ass phrase...'freaking daisy cutters!' ~ jimbob
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#169

When you create a surrounding in "outer space" and generate enough special effects, you can resell the story of "Pocahontas" for billions of dolars ~ nuknuk
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So true in every relation and aspect. I saw no difference and do think its a poor excuse to rip off Pocahontas's story to make profit. ~ cortex

#170

If you do not know how it works, just attach it to your hair. ~ Demonzor
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#171

Hey, you'd want to play with the glowing plants too. ~ Andromeda
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#172

When Sigourney Weaver gets out of her Avatar link, she wants her cigarette, goddammit. ~ ekedolphin
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#173

Apparently there are no black people in the future ~ thugz4real
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#174

Military benefits won't even pay for a soldier's legs to get healed. ~ Adam
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Or Wal-Mart must own the military in the future ~ HermanoBluth
Must be some crappy benefits packages in the future. ~ kvn8907

#175

When an alien looks at your face all it sees are two delicious, blinking jujubees. ~ Adam
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#176

You leave your avatar when you go to sleep but once back in your own body, you don't need to ever really go to sleep even though you talk about it. ~ Coltrain
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#177

Four legs good, no legs better. ~ crosshairs
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#178

When humans venture out to explore other solar systems, they'll find that the closest star to our sun has earthlike planets around it. And that those planets will have rich, intelligent life. And something extremely valuable to humans. And on it, you'll be able to walk around on it wearing jeans and a tank top, just so long as you bring an oxygen mask. ~ kvn8907
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#179

Never make a snide comment about martyrdom and jinx yourself. It might actually happen to you. ~ Nehszriah
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#180

Sigourney Weaver has it in all her contracts that she must appear in underwear. I'm not complaining - not yet. ~ DigitalMorgan
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#181

The Na'vi have one sacred tree on their planet, where were all the other clans before the end battle? Do they not need the tree's powers? ~ truthseeker
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And why did no one think to pray to the tree before Jake came along? ~ ZOOTSUTRA
I wondered this same thing... ~ Chrissy

#182

EVERY plant glows in the dark. ~ KayDee
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#183

Every culture should have an alien to non-alien mind transfer device. You never know when it could be handy. ~ duckylam
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#184

Guns don't kill people, oversized Rhino beetles on an unexplained rampage kill people. ~ UsernameTed
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#185

I learned that Smurfs aren't the only cool guys anymore. ~ vamp21
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#186

When you see the messengers tied up and ready to be executed, it is safe to say that 'diplomacy has failed.' ~ jimbob
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#187

The fine print of the military code of conduct on alien planets states that there will be zero consequences for disobeying direct orders if said orders involve shooting a tree. Just make sure you don't accidentally break a camera while doing so, or else you will be put into a maximum security prison along with anyone who was within five yards of your unconscious physical body at the time. ~ onan
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#188

Do not accept the woman who speaks your language, educates your children and understands your culture into your society. Instead, offer that honor to the lunkhead stumbling through the forest. ~ beatbox
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#189

A film director can reinforce the casual disdain with which military leaders view their pitiful enemies by simply having them pose in the cockpit with a cup of coffee while directing a major attack. ~ bobhoveyga
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#190

When you're out of Jujubes, human eyes make a decent substitute. ~ ekedolphin
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#191

Turns out there is not that much music in Pandora. ~ BusterBah
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#192

When you are are a solider holding a big gun you must shout "get some" ~ Darkmolerman
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#193

The logical explanation to every movie plot-hole that could ever be created is that a new metal known simply as "Unobtainium" can do anything, ever. ~ thugz4real
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#194

Key aspects of a bombing operation include: 1. Deploying ground troops in a hostile and claustrophobic jungle for no reason. 2. Using an incredibly slow, clunky, and vulnerable bomber that moves at half a mile per hour and has an open hangar bay. 3. Manually pushing the explosives out, like its 1914 all over again. ~ Bull Kilgore
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#195

The 20,000 Na'vi already amassed will undoubtedly overrun the perimeter, as traditional military rules of the defenders having an advantage does not apply to fortified compounds protected by an air fleet still at full strength and surrounded by a vast asphalt killing field. ~ Bull Kilgore
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#196

Blue is the new black. ~ Raiha
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#197

We may have interstellar travel, but we can't even figure out how to fix paraplegics. ~ Raiha
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Also, see Adam's comment three posts before your's, #53 ~ kvn8907
Oh, they can fix them. Just not on a soldier's benefit package, for some reason. ~ kvn8907

#198

Saving a life is like ghosting a computer. ~ Coltrain
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#199

Going to a 3D movie is like going to a Roy Orbison impersonators' convention. ~ Coltrain
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that's fuc*ing funny!!!!!!!!! ~ DigitalMorgan

#200

Hair can grow naturally into braids. ~ kvn8907
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#201

If you add enough special effects, no one will notice your story ripped off a crappy Kevin Costner movie. ~ Wise man
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Not true. See "Waterworld". It's a crappy Kevin Costner film with enough special effects, and EVERYONE noticed. ~ onan
So Damn Righ!!! ~ Freeman

#202

When your species has four fingers, you just trust a bunch of five fingered people who want to learn EVERYTHING about you... ~ Finnegan
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#203

Where did all the other avatars go? ~ plastiqueusa
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Some of them stayed at the end, you can see at least one in Navi form wearing human clothes and wielding a gun to make sure the departing humans don't get out of line. If you mean where were they during the events in the movie, well, it's a pretty big planet, and they were a research team, not a summer camp (contrary to what you'd expect given the cabin on the military base... okay, you know what? Never mind, total summer camp.) ~ onan
like the Basketball playing avatars, where are they? ~ plastiqueusa

#204

Dances with wolves - big mean ass nasty wolves! ~ evs
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#205

First Roger Clemens and the "Boys of Summer" and now the Smurfs! Why oh why must all our heroes turn to steroids? ~ CowgirlJ
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#206

When night time comes in Pandora, don't create a fire ~ nuknuk
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#207

Idyllic, peaceful societies always manage to deliver a major ass-kicking. ~ beatbox
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#208

Having Sex with a hot Navi Chick in ur dreams doesnt result in a wet dream ~ vicmeister18
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#209

Amazingly aliens can move around in a loin cloth and bead top without showing any of their privates. Must be the tails. ~ Dreamworld
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#210

Girls AND entire alien civilizations will always love you if you get a cool red car! ~ Bob
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#211

Something big went down in Venezuela... that was some mean bush... ~ JumpinJack
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#212

In 200 years, golf and putter technology hasn't seemed to progress much... Funny, 'cause my R7 is already obsolete after 2 years. ~ JumpinJack
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#213

Cryo is like a 5th of tequila and getting your ass kicked... shit. Ol' Teddy Williams has got a surprise coming... ~ JumpinJack
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#214

One idiot in the bush with a gun is enough for Augustine... with all the predators running around ready to take a bite outta those Avatars, you'd think she'd be a little more appreciative. ~ JumpinJack
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#215

Nothing like an old school safety briefing to put your mind at ease... ~ JumpinJack
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#216

When the entire planet is fighting a war against the alien invaders, that cat-like predator will let you ride it like Seabiscuit into a major fight instead of just tearing out your gut and having a last supper. ~ JumpinJack
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#217

Blue or not, Zoe Saldana is hot... and don't get me started on the tail... ~ JumpinJack
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#218

That Pandora gravity will make you soft. On the flip side, it adds a good 100+ lbs to your bench press. ~ JumpinJack
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#219

Freakin' Pandora dingo ate my baby! ~ JumpinJack
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#220

Cat face and mouse ears? There's some weird genetics going on on Pandora... ~ JumpinJack
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#221

Don't try to shake hands with the chief... ~ JumpinJack
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#222

The forests of Pandora at night look an awful lot like a wicked disco club I once went to. Love the blacklight... ~ JumpinJack
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#223

Don't thank... don't thank for this... stupid jarhead. ~ JumpinJack
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#224

Am I the only one that thought it wrong that Tsu'tey and Neytiri are brother and sister, but were still betrothed? Apparently, southern Alabama and Pandora share a lot of customs... ~ JumpinJack
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#225

Yeah - always impress the mother first. If the mom's happy, dad will follow. After that, it's easy street to get the daughter into the shadow of the sacred tree... ~ JumpinJack
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#226

The Smurfs LIVE on Pandora! ~ FERIS
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#227

Pandora has magical plants just like in Fern Gully. ~ EbonyDragoness
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#228

If you wanna create a crazy inventive alien creature give it an extra set of legs and paint it blue. ~ shawnakhan
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#229

Maybe no war would�ve happened If Jake would�ve told the Natives that the only thing they wanted were some rocks� instead of wasting his time flirting around. ~ elcouch
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#230

If these are the Smurfs... I don't want to see how freaking tall garmamel is ~ SainaTsukino
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#231

If the plants are like the internet and the big tree can SEE YOU, don't have sex under it and expect nobody to notice. They probably were all watching. ~ SainaTsukino
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#232

If you can't ride on land, you are born for flying on the back of an aerial beast. ~ crosshairs
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#233

"Jake to JealousDude, sensors don't work here, only line of sight. Over." ~ crosshairs
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#234

If you're a military commander tasked with wiping out a hostile population centre located in a treacherous environment covered in dense foliage and filled with giant tigers, it might be better to do it via orbital bombardment - or even just old school WWII style carpet bombing - than by sending in low flying helicopters and ground troops through the jungle where their equipment won't work. ~ Windows
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#235

Exactly how many movies did Cameron rip off? Let's see. "Dances with Wolves", "Jurassic Park", "Top Gun", "Braveheart", "Pocahontas", and "Waterworld" Did I miss any? ~ Conjuring1
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@Freeman Princess Mononoke, and also Nausicaa while we're at it. ~ ZOOTSUTRA
the last rain forest ~ lazy
This is not phrased as a "thing I learned" ~ dandv
Princess Konoko, or something like that. Uhmm... and Battle for Terra ~ Freeman
Avatar is Fern Gully IN SPACE. ~ SomeGuy
the last samurai ~ plastiqueusa

#236

5 fingered Na'vi DNA mixed with 5 fingered Human DNA will result in a 4 fingered Avatar... ALWAYS! ~ therant
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The Na'vi had four fingers. The Avatars had five fingers. ~ Meushell

#237

While your out in the wilderness for the first time, you will somehow make the animals around you mad, or make them think your something to eat. ~ Sharkboy
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#238

If some element is called “unobtainium”, why the hell would you even try to obtain it? Go look for something called “maybeobtainium” or “definitelyobtainium.” You might stay alive. ~ deadangst
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#239

Just like in Iraq, Vietnam, and Afghanistan, if you can win one battle against a technologically superior force, they will admit defeat and leave immediately. ~ beatbox
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#240

You never call a movie one name if there is going to be another movie of the same name. I tought it was about Ang and Katara...not blue people. ~ Kayla Colleen
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Actually, the reason Airbender wasn't titled "Avatar" was because James got to it first. ~ NateSean

#241

I'd love to say something witty and insightful, but the people over at the Avatar Forums beat me to it. ~ neko nana mode
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#242

If you play with it, you'll go blind. ~ neko nana mode
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#243

Don't play with that, you'll go blind! ~ Sparky
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#244

Why didn't they place subcutaneous tracking devices inside each of the Avatars? Then when Jake got separated from the group when he escaped the predator, they'd be able to find him almost instantly. ~ ekedolphin
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#245

Turns out there is not that much music in Pandora. ~ BusterBah
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#246

Turns out there is not that much music in Pandora. ~ BusterBah
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#247

When you need to bomb a military stronghold, NUKE THEM FROM ORBIT...it's the only way to be sure! ~ Orbital
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#248

When attempting to plunder resources from natives, use diplomatic solutions. ~ crosshairs
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#249

At last - a tree run planet with no gawd-damn Ewoks on it. ~ DigitalMorgan
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#250

When a thanator shows up early in the movie, several hammerhead titanotheres scatter in fear. But by the end of the movie titanotheres are able to mow down and kill troups in AMP suits, while a thanator is easily defeated by one guy, the colonel, in an AMP suit. ~ evs
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#251

Watching a giant tree collapse is very traumatic to watch. ~ Evilgidgit
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#252

In the year 2154 liberals will still be in charge, and George Bush's two consecutive terms will still be remembered, so every bad guy will be required to utilize the phrase "shock and awe" and will threaten to "terrorize the terrorists," when the terrorists are but a peaceful, indigenous life-form. ~ EF
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#253

It's not weird or creepy that when you first go to Hometree for the girl's mother, whom you've just met, to stab you and lick your blood. ~ Sharkboy
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#254

Tiny breasts are 100% attractive on a female if she is blue, has big eyes, and is five times taller than you. ~ nvidia2010
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#255

Arrows that were completely ineffective against military vehicles while they were bombing your tree will be devastatingly effective in the final battle. ~ DanniBoy
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They were also aimed more directly, so they weren't bouncing off at angles like they were earlier. It was about the only thing that made sense about this movie. ~ Ace
Not to ruin your comment, but if you watched closely, they shoot the arrows while diving w/ their dragons toward their targets. Thus more velocity and power. ~ agentdc7

#256

When you disagree with your commanding officer on an alien planet, the best choice of action is to flee with the tiny box of breathable atmosphere and spend your days babysitting an unconscious Jane Goodall. Friends, family, and foresight are entirely overrated. ~ onan
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#257

Na'vi are possible giant Smurf ancestors. ~ Vampiremoon762
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#258

They should have really named this movie Pocahontas & Ferngully Dances With the Last Samurai's Wolves... ~ Andromeda
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#259

Having Sex with a hot Navi Chick in ur dreams doesnt result in a wet dream ~ vicmeister18
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#260

Every discovery of a new awesome place will start out with a Pocahontas story. ~ Boo
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#261

If one of the alien natives starts acting human, rather than checking to see if there are any human avatars in the field, you should just ignore it and keep driving. ~ kvn8907
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#262

How exactly did Grace teach the Na'vi English in the first place? ~ tenshi
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That's a pretty good question. If we ever figure out the answer, we can go see if we can't apply it to finally communicating with the Native Americans. I bet they have a fascinating culture. ~ onan
They said a couple of times that there used to be a school (and then Grace was all happy when she saw her former students). ~ PandasLikePoptarts
That's a question, not something you learned. ~ kvn8907