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When decoding what you think is alien syntax, if you mistakenly bind the H key to J and the A key to E, so that "Harry" is miss-spelled as "Jerry", all other words in the English language will apparently be unaffected - "And" won't spell "End", "Hack" won't spell "Jeck" and so on and so forth... ~ wildmorgan
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The US government does not do in-depth research on the scientists it selects for possible contact with an alien race. ~ wildmorgan
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Samuel L. Jackson hates squid. ~ wildmorgan
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No matter how docile a school of jellyfish may be, it's still a f-ing school of jellyfish. ~ AshBlaze
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If I could make my dreams come true, I would dream of horrible things. I would not dream of being surrounded by 100 naked members of the opposite sex, regardless of how primitive my brain was. ~ wildmorgan
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Travelling into a black hole DOES NOT tear you into a trillion pieces and crush you into an infintessimately spall point. Instead, you will miraculously arrive back at your home planet at an insignificant point in its past. ~ wildmorgan
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The best way to get your point across to one of your colleagues is to near choke them to death with food they don't like. ~ wildmorgan
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If an extremely intelligent colleague of yours deduces, rather logically, that you, him and everyone in your party are going to die whilst in the habitat at the bottom of the ocean, don't make any effort to escape said habitat at the bottom of the ocean. Just ignore him and hope his completely logical reasoning is incorrect. ~ wildmorgan
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Whether you're at the bottom of the ocean or not, ANYTIME it starts raining eggs, get inside. ~ AshBlaze
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A metal star-ship submerged in salt water and experiencing huge pressures at the bottom of a deep ocean will not experience entropy over a period of 300 years. ~ wildmorgan
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Harry is tired of all these motha-effing squids in this motha-effing ocean. ~ NateSean
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