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Despite having no (or very little) resources, you can still purchase a BMW I8 because you can. However, you will probably have no choice for the color since it's still a concept car and isn't even in production yet. ~ agentdc7
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Tom Cruise's face never gets scarred no matter how many times he smashes his face. ~ agentdc7
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Falling into a dumpster is a little dangerous. Climbing a really tall Dubai building? No problem. ~ agentdc7
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If the bad guy runs away in a BMW. You must also find a BMW in order to chase him. ~ agentdc7
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Car crashes don't phase anyone. Get up and keep running. ~ agentdc7
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Sand storms only go away when your chase scene is done. ~ agentdc7
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A super personal magnet vehicle can levitate a human and will not destroy/disrupt all of the computer hardware directly in its field. ~ agentdc7
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No matter how many times you slam your head into incredibly hard objects no concussion will occur if your Tom Cruise. ~ foggyfroggy
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No one will report or notice a man playing Spiderman outside their hotel window. ~ agentdc7
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New advanced gadgets don't always work properly. Just like in real life. ~ agentdc7
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Isn't it irritating when you can't find the source of water dripping? ~ agentdc7
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Nobody wants to call a 4th installment part 4 because it won't bring in as much money. ~ agentdc7
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The facial recognition software built into the contact lenses are only effective for non-hostile people, whereas if they ID a threat you don't know it until you look down at your phone. ~ bourbonphantom
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If you need to get into the closest car in the parking garage or anywhere, there's a 100% chance it's a BMW. ~ agentdc7
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Tom Cruise is a great runner, I mean that dude can act like he is running for a purpose like no other. ~ Sfc
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Super smart bad guys are not smart enough to figure out you can reach the bottom of a parking garage before time expires by simply taking the nearest car, putting on your seatbelt, and driving it straight down without using a key. ~ agentdc7
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You don't need a key for entering any car in a fancy parking garage. ~ agentdc7
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When the Kremlin explodes, CG smoke will fly everywhere. ~ agentdc7
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If you want to make sure someone cannot reach the nuke control suitcase, throw your entire body down to the ground with it rather than just the suitcase itself. 190 IQ by the way. ~ agentdc7
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When you're being pursued by assassins with guns, wait until you're in a safe place before you glance down at your phone you moron. ~ bourbonphantom
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All of the MI agents must be dead if they let Shaun of the Dead pass the field exam. ~ bourbonphantom
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Russian sewers are quite clean. ~ bourbonphantom
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No one at a party will notice if you walk around talking into your sleeve. ~ pocketg99
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If you got shot in the gut, you'll live as long as the bad guy dies and the world is safe. ~ agentdc7
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Ethan Hunt can be put in jail. It's just that somehow the organization he works for can't figure out that they should put him in handcuffs or something before telling him about their plan to kill him. ~ UsernameTed
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Weak, old men really can take a punch and a fall if it helps to add suspense to the plot. I mean come on, Ethan could kick that guys a$$ in two seconds. ~ Sfc
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Pluto is no longer considered a planet. ~ agentdc7
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