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#1

Not all closets lead to Narnia. ~ Kaytea
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  • In fact, some may be delightfully burned yet unharmed just to "show off." ~ Wayward Warrior

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#2

The most famous, talented, and heroic student will always have trouble finding a date to the big dance. ~ Adam
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#3

Drinking the water from a pool filled with dead bodies will have absolutely no consequences. ~ Raindrop23
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#4

Give Harry a hallowed ring, and he can see the dead, give Frodo a ring, and only the dead can see him... ~ Pantalaimon1467
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#5

'Luquid luck' is code for 'getting unspeakably high.' ~ Loli Pop
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  • And giving over-enthusiastic greetings. ~ Ryuuko

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#6

Draco Malfoy is definitely not up to something. No sir. ~ Ace
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  • Nah, he just crashes some parties here and there... Eats some apples, kills some birds... Whines a bit in the bathroom...=) ~ SaxGirl
  • Not a thing. ~ Shinmaru
  • oh of course not he just always looks like a snake.. =) ~ animesick
  • Never! ~ Wayward Warrior

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#7

When death eaters set your house on fire, stand there and watch instead of using magic to put the dang fire out. ~ moonsailor
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  • Or you could call the fire-fighters and they do that for you? If it's really necessary use magic to call them. ~ YumeNai
  • Magic fire requires you have Gi from Asia with the power of water, though. Probably. ~ SomeGuy

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#8

When you fall in love with someone, you HAVE to go full stalker. ~ Shinmaru
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  • Perfected it and made it popular. ~ Wayward Warrior
  • I guess Dean Thomas never really loved her, then . . . ~ SomeGuy
  • Surprisingly enough, Twilight did not invent the concept of stalking. Twilight just perfected it. ~ Shinmaru
  • Hmmmm I thought that was Edward? ~ MewChero

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#9

If you're handling dangerous chemicals and creating a new potion, the safest posture to take is to put your face directly in front of the beacon you're mixing it in. ~ Adam
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    #10

    Instead of following the instructions from the official textbook, follow tips from a stranger. Surely nothing could ever go wrong. ~ fishy
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      #11

      If you're making an unbreakable vow with someone, be sure a third party isn't there to pressure you into adding more and more conditions to it mid-vow. ~ Adam
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        #12

        The "seductive finger lick" trick doesn't always work. ~ Shinmaru
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        • Well it's definatly never worked for me! ~ Sharkboy

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        #13

        If you seal a cave that houses part of your soul, require intruders to spill a few drops of blood at the entrance to open it and install traps within, instead of simply making the cave inaccessible. ~ Adam
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        • I assumed it was so that his minions could get to it and use it to restore his body again. ~ DuneGig
        • I never understood the reasoning behind this whenEVER it happens. I mean, sure, I get that it's necessary for plot, but in reality, it's always rather unlikely at best. ~ Wayward Warrior
        • Haha I love this one! ~ August

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        #14

        An unharmed gaudy armchair is the perfect disguise when hiding in a room that looks like a bomb went off in it. ~ Timber
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          #15

          When trying to prepare a 16-year-old boy for a major battle, you don't actually teach him useful spells. Watching memories will keep him alive. ~ Shadow Vampiress
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            #16

            When you enter a place full of your hated enemies that are asleep and defenseless, you DON'T kill them, you break their stuff. ~ umm
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            • And go dancing on their tables - makes perfect sense:P ~ SaxGirl

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            #17

            When describing a meaty spherical food, never use the animal's name followed by balls. ~ hisaishi
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              #18

              Legendary, ancient wizards have a soft spot for knitting patterns. ~ Adam
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                #19

                Looking for a way to force character development? Burn down their house. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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                  #20

                  You're only allowed to stand up a hot date as long as Dumbledore says it's okay. ~ Nehszriah
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                    #21

                    Brooding kids who live in orphanages, talk to snakes, and have powerful magic capabilities don't need to be treated differently, they won't lose it. ~ Blank of BBS
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                      #22

                      That's life, you go along until you "poof." ~ Adam
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                      #23

                      If you're mourning the death of your giant spider friend, ask the guy who thought it was a pest and who wanted to take its venom to "say a few words." ~ Adam
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                        #24

                        Angst, angst, angst. Dumbledore dies. Angst, angst, angst. ~ Keome
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                        • They have so much material to work with for the inevitable video game. Cut scene, moody teens, cut scene, credits. ~ KeenHavoc

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                        #25

                        Finding students dead in the bathroom is normal. ~ fishy
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                        #26

                        No-one believes a 16-year-old - not even if they're famous. ~ SaxGirl
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                          #27

                          Voldemort sets up elaborate Horcrux protections which typically involve turning the entire movie into Lord of the Rings for a good 20 minutes. ~ Ace
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                          • Hahaha lmao this is the best! ~ Sassy
                          • I'm pretty sure Ian McKellen took over for Michael Gambon for a while in the movie. ~ Shinmaru

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                          #28

                          People who are cursed would work well as extras in The Exorcist. ~ Shinmaru
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                          • Congratulations Shin, you officially made me laugh for 7 minute straight. ~ Blank of BBS

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                          #29

                          To be successful with magic, you should either practice it for a long time or NEVER practice at all. ~ MokonaYi
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                            #30

                            Your revered mentor and headmaster tells you to hide downstairs as he is confronted by Death Eaters. You repay the favor by letting him die EVEN THOUGH you weren't petrified. ~ Yuukihana
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                            • Sometimes, the movie just doesn't make sense. ~ Loli Pop

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                            #31

                            If your villainous nickname is "the Half-Blood Prince," it will probably not be a climactic moment when you reveal this fact. ~ Shinmaru
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                            • yeah what the f was that? I actually had to go and read the books just to understand what was that all about. ~ Eibhlinn Savage

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                            #32

                            The lucky walk like drunken idiots. ~ Shinmaru
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                            • *shakes head* Too much luck is a bad thing ~ chobi chi
                            • This message also brought to you by Spider-Man 3. ~ Ace
                            • No officer, I'm not drunk, I'm just really lucky...except for the part about getting pulled over. -_- ~ Adam

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                            #33

                            Nice skin is nice. ~ Shinmaru
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                            • Even for guys who haven't really come to appreciate a lot of nice skin, they can always appreciate nice skin. That's just how nice nice skin is. ~ SomeGuy

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                            #34

                            You don't mess with Harry Potter, he beat the Dark Lord when he was a baby. ~ SaxGirl
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                              #35

                              It is never a good sign when snakes whisper things to you. ~ Shinmaru
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                              #36

                              When the field near your home is ignited by black magic, run out, by yourself, to go fight off the powerful Death Eaters. ~ Blank of BBS
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                                #37

                                Wizards don't need dental care, since they have to ask whether to be a dentist is a "dangerous profession." ~ Adam
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                                #38

                                When the characters of a very popular literary franchise come-of-age in your movie, make everything angsty. ~ kugen
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                                #39

                                As we are always taught in school, cheating is the best way to make it on the quidditch team. ~ August
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                                  #40

                                  Dumbledore's body apparently is as unbreakable as the Unbreakable Vow; it plummets 100's of feet down on the courtyard and lies there without a scratch. ~ matthijstieleman
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                                    #41

                                    When you watch memories of a person, you don't see it through the eyes of the person who's memory it is, but see it as if it is filmed with a video-camera. ~ matthijstieleman
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                                      #42

                                      Broomsticks make GREAT phallic symbols. ~ Shinmaru
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                                      • Dang, Kastom beat me to it... CURSE YOU KASTOM! ~ Wayward Warrior
                                      • Everything in Harry Potter makes for great phallic symbols; broomsticks, wands, Dumbledore.. ~ Kastom

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                                      #43

                                      Hogwarts teachers love playing techno at their shindigs. ~ Shinmaru
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                                        #44

                                        Gollum not only exists in Middle Earth. ~ SaxGirl
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                                        #45

                                        When the headmaster died, the parallels with "Naruto" grew two-fold. ~ KeenHavoc
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                                        • On a similar note how many connection can we get for Inyuasha and Twilight? ~ KeenHavoc

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                                        #46

                                        When you want to get rid off an annoying girl, drink poison. ~ matthijstieleman
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                                          #47

                                          When you're a sleepwalker, be sure to wear shoes to bed. ~ SaxGirl
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                                            #48

                                            Overcharging family for things is fun! ~ Shinmaru
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                                              #49

                                              If your son is in a dangerous position and you beg someone to watch over them, that person is a coward unless they take a magical, unbreakable vow. ~ Adam
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                                                #50

                                                Sixteen year olds are rabid, hormonal face-suckers of the most awkwardly hilarious order. ~ Ace
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                                                  #51

                                                  Never eat anything you found on the ground. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                    #52

                                                    It's a good idea to remind someone about the pincers - just in case they didn't notice. ~ Rose
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                                                      #53

                                                      Being the Headmaster of Hogwarts has its advantages. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                        #54

                                                        If Dumbledore can't be trusted, no one can. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                          #55

                                                          "Dessert" is code for boobs. Always. ~ Shinmaru
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                                                            #56

                                                            When you're a famous wizard going on 17, your best friend's sister is your only chance to get a girl. ~ Yuukihana
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                                                              #57

                                                              Sixteen-year-old angsty teenage boys can go from the bawling-my-lungs-out-in-front-of-a-dirty-bathroom-mirror stage to the I'm-going-curse-you-into-pieces-and-maybe-shatter-a-few-stalls-along-the-way stage within the span of (approximately) three seconds. ~ WyndiWingfall
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                                                                #58

                                                                People die when a bridge is destroyed and nobody was on it when it collapsed. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                  #59

                                                                  Kicking someone like a wuss is the perfect cherry on top of countering many spells. ~ Shinmaru
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                                                                    #60

                                                                    If you're a super powerful wizard being forced to drink a vile potion, shake your head and whine like a child instead of using your powers to fling it aside. ~ Adam
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                                                                      #61

                                                                      Always investigate suspicious packages you found in the pub bathroom on your own instead of handing it over to someone who might be able to tell if it's hexed or not. ~ Nehszriah
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                                                                        #62

                                                                        Ron is good at one kind of divination: Self-fullfilling prophecies. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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                                                                          #63

                                                                          If you need to befriend a teacher to get information, be overly friendly and unsubtle. ~ Blank of BBS
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                                                                            #64

                                                                            It is not wise to get sick when Snape is around. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                              #65

                                                                              Never question the directives of legendary wizards using you for their grand plans. Always sacrifice your life. ~ Silver
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                                                                                #66

                                                                                When you see a building has been destroyed, you go inside to investigate. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                  #67

                                                                                  Apparating is a nauseating experience. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                    #68

                                                                                    Even though there are railings on the really tall belltower, you can still fall from that tower as if there were no railings. ~ matthijstieleman
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                                                                                      #69

                                                                                      "It" doesn't always mean - "it." ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                        #70

                                                                                        Want to reaffirm your popularity status with the fans? Scream your catchphrase while running in a cornfield. ~ hisaishi
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                                                                                          #71

                                                                                          Pygmy Puffs sing on Boxing Day. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                            #72

                                                                                            When you're an adult, you just let the kids take care of things. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                              #73

                                                                                              If you don't quit smoking after witnessing giant streaks of black smoke annihilate a bridge then you'll never quit! ~ TiffYG2133
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                                                                                              #74

                                                                                              Noses and toes aren't as different as you might think. ~ Adam
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                                                                                              #75

                                                                                              It's not unusual for a professor to wear a full graduation hat and gown while teaching the first class of the year. ~ Adam
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                                                                                              • All smart people wear graduation outfits. Duh. ~ Ryuuko

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                                                                                              #76

                                                                                              Never turn into a chair when Dumbledore's near - you'll get a stomach ache. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                #77

                                                                                                It's never a good idea to take a package from anyone while in the bathroom, no matter who that person says it's for. It's probably cursed. ~ MewChero
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                                                                                                  #78

                                                                                                  Sometimes, love equals madness. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                  #79

                                                                                                  Love really does make some people blind. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                    #80

                                                                                                    Drunk people can get overly sentimental. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                      #81

                                                                                                      Walking around with a lion costume on is a great way to get people to stare at you. ~ hisaishi
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                                                                                                        #82

                                                                                                        There will most always be a time every year when almost every one of your peers will think that you are either insane or evil, or that you are the one who has committed the most recent evil deed. No exceptions. ~ Melodicanth
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                                                                                                        • Not even when you've proven them wrong time and time again... ~ DuneGig
                                                                                                        • I hope my "no exceptions" ending catches on. ~ Shinmaru

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                                                                                                        #83

                                                                                                        Half-giants can survive in a fire for minutes on end. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                          #84

                                                                                                          Light defeats dark. Always. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                            #85

                                                                                                            Death eaters really are proud of killing people. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                              #86

                                                                                                              Dragon blood does not convince Albus Dumbledore. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                                #87

                                                                                                                The most pathetic saves are also the most spectacular and will get you into the Quidditch team - along with a well-aimed Confundus charm. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                                  #88

                                                                                                                  Surely your boyfriend will LOVE (and wear) a bigass golden necklace saying 'My Sweetheart.' ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                                    #89

                                                                                                                    You know something is wrong with a Vanishing Cabinet when apples return with a chunk missing - or birds come back dead. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                                      #90

                                                                                                                      Not all Weasleys are tactful. In other words: having a Ronald around is not contributory to a relationship. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                                        #91

                                                                                                                        The Weasley twins sure have a knack for business. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                                          #92

                                                                                                                          With a bad conscience; anything is scary. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                                            #93

                                                                                                                            A bathroom makes for an excellent dueling field. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                                              #94

                                                                                                                              'If you close your eyes, you can't be tempted.' ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                                                #95

                                                                                                                                If you don't make it into the Slug Club, you can always serve food at their parties - or clean the toilet. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                                                  #96

                                                                                                                                  It's the Wrackspurts that make people's brains go fuzzy. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                                                    #97

                                                                                                                                    Death eaters won't come calling if you don't stay in one place for too long. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                                                      #98

                                                                                                                                      Stealing is not tolerated at Hogwarts. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                                                        #99

                                                                                                                                        To be a keeper, you need to be quick and agile. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                                                          #100

                                                                                                                                          dont go near a girl with your girlfriend who can make small birds prick at you because she loves you. ~ mehak
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                                                                                                                                            #101

                                                                                                                                            When you like someone, tie their shoelace. It's very romantic. ~ YesLiid
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                                                                                                                                              #102

                                                                                                                                              dumble thinks harry and hermoine are dating. ~ mehak
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                                                                                                                                                #103

                                                                                                                                                Cleaning CAN be fun. ~ fishy
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                                                                                                                                                  #104

                                                                                                                                                  When you find a spell and you have no earthly idea what it does the best way to test it out is during battle. ~ kitsune24
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                                                                                                                                                    #105

                                                                                                                                                    To paraphrase Jesse Eisenberg in "Zombieland", Dumbledore is like a giant, cockblocking robot created in a secret f@cking government lab. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                                                      #106

                                                                                                                                                      Even though Harry Potter is supposed to be this boy genius with magic, he still cant seem to muster up enough bad will to punish the ones who just killed his mentor and only father figure, whom he loved like a father! ~ jimmyz
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                                                                                                                                                        #107

                                                                                                                                                        Harry has never noticed how beautiful this place is. ~ mccara
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                                                                                                                                                          #108

                                                                                                                                                          Always take packages from creepy strangers in bathrooms. Then open them and get CURSED! ~ xXdeathnoteluvrzXx
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                                                                                                                                                          • Every time I read this I burst out laughing. Every time. ~ Grayfire

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                                                                                                                                                          #109

                                                                                                                                                          When creating a main antagonist, be sure to build him up until the second to last installment, act as if a Slytherin might defy the laws of the universe, then slash his development to nil and whiny in the last installment. Also, make him go bald. ~ Silver
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                                                                                                                                                            #110

                                                                                                                                                            When you drink poison that's supposed to be mead, you say names of the girl you're in love with. ~ matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                                                              #111

                                                                                                                                                              When you're in love with a boy and you want him to love you back, you try to hit him with charm-birds that turn into small darts of feathers. ~ matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                                                                #112

                                                                                                                                                                You know something is wrong with a Vanishing Cabinet when apples return with a chunk missing - or birds come back dead. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                                                                                  #113

                                                                                                                                                                  Pygmy Puffs sing on Boxing Day. ~ SaxGirl
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                                                                                                                                                                    #114

                                                                                                                                                                    dumbledore ruined hary's chance of getting a date. ~ mehak
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                                                                                                                                                                      #115

                                                                                                                                                                      If you eavedropped on someone invisibly; then hide faraway from the person or use listening ears. ~ Eric
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                                                                                                                                                                        #116

                                                                                                                                                                        Snogging is a British word for making out. ~ matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                                                                          #117

                                                                                                                                                                          Adding fluff to a movie is not always bad- sometimes it helps a relationship along. ~ Rose
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                                                                                                                                                                            #118

                                                                                                                                                                            Jealousy is the best way to fall in love. ~ Yuukihana
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