#1

Not all closets lead to Narnia. ~ Kaytea
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In fact, some may be delightfully burned yet unharmed just to "show off." ~ Wayward Warrior

#2

The most famous, talented, and heroic student will always have trouble finding a date to the big dance. ~ Adam
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So true!XD ~ SaxGirl
Stupid awkward stage always ruining everything. ~ Wayward Warrior

#3

Drinking the water from a pool filled with dead bodies will have absolutely no consequences. ~ Raindrop23
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May-be a bad breath? ~ YumeNai

#4

Give Harry a hallowed ring, and he can see the dead, give Frodo a ring, and only the dead can see him... ~ Pantalaimon1467
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That, bro, is a very good comparison!:D *high five* ~ SaxGirl

#5

When death eaters set your house on fire, stand there and watch instead of using magic to put the dang fire out. ~ moonsailor
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Or you could call the fire-fighters and they do that for you? If it's really necessary use magic to call them. ~ YumeNai
Magic fire requires you have Gi from Asia with the power of water, though. Probably. ~ SomeGuy

#6

'Luquid luck' is code for 'getting unspeakably high.' ~ Loli Pop
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And giving over-enthusiastic greetings. ~ Ryuuko

#7

When you fall in love with someone, you HAVE to go full stalker. ~ Shinmaru
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Perfected it and made it popular. ~ Wayward Warrior
I guess Dean Thomas never really loved her, then . . . ~ SomeGuy
Surprisingly enough, Twilight did not invent the concept of stalking. Twilight just perfected it. ~ Shinmaru
Hmmmm I thought that was Edward? ~ MewChero

#8

Instead of following the instructions from the official textbook, follow tips from a stranger. Surely nothing could ever go wrong. ~ fishy
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#9

Draco Malfoy is definitely not up to something. No sir. ~ Ace
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Nah, he just crashes some parties here and there... Eats some apples, kills some birds... Whines a bit in the bathroom...=) ~ SaxGirl
Not a thing. ~ Shinmaru
oh of course not he just always looks like a snake.. =) ~ animesick
Never! ~ Wayward Warrior

#10

If you're handling dangerous chemicals and creating a new potion, the safest posture to take is to put your face directly in front of the beacon you're mixing it in. ~ Adam
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#11

An unharmed gaudy armchair is the perfect disguise when hiding in a room that looks like a bomb went off in it. ~ Timber
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#12

If you seal a cave that houses part of your soul, require intruders to spill a few drops of blood at the entrance to open it and install traps within, instead of simply making the cave inaccessible. ~ Adam
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I assumed it was so that his minions could get to it and use it to restore his body again. ~ DuneGig
I never understood the reasoning behind this whenEVER it happens. I mean, sure, I get that it's necessary for plot, but in reality, it's always rather unlikely at best. ~ Wayward Warrior
Haha I love this one! ~ August

#13

Looking for a way to force character development? Burn down their house. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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#14

When describing a meaty spherical food, never use the animal's name followed by balls. ~ hisaishi
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#15

When trying to prepare a 16-year-old boy for a major battle, you don't actually teach him useful spells. Watching memories will keep him alive. ~ Shadow Vampiress
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#16

The "seductive finger lick" trick doesn't always work. ~ Shinmaru
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Well it's definatly never worked for me! ~ Sharkboy

#17

If you're making an unbreakable vow with someone, be sure a third party isn't there to pressure you into adding more and more conditions to it mid-vow. ~ Adam
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#18

When you enter a place full of your hated enemies that are asleep and defenseless, you DON'T kill them, you break their stuff. ~ umm
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#19

Legendary, ancient wizards have a soft spot for knitting patterns. ~ Adam
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#20

Angst, angst, angst. Dumbledore dies. Angst, angst, angst. ~ Keome
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They have so much material to work with for the inevitable video game. Cut scene, moody teens, cut scene, credits. ~ KeenHavoc

#21

You're only allowed to stand up a hot date as long as Dumbledore says it's okay. ~ Nehszriah
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#22

Finding students dead in the bathroom is normal. ~ fishy
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Normal people scare me. ~ Wayward Warrior

#23

If your villainous nickname is "the Half-Blood Prince," it will probably not be a climactic moment when you reveal this fact. ~ Shinmaru
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#24

Nice skin is nice. ~ Shinmaru
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Even for guys who haven't really come to appreciate a lot of nice skin, they can always appreciate nice skin. That's just how nice nice skin is. ~ SomeGuy

#25

You don't mess with Harry Potter, he beat the Dark Lord when he was a baby. ~ SaxGirl
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#26

Brooding kids who live in orphanages, talk to snakes, and have powerful magic capabilities don't need to be treated differently, they won't lose it. ~ Blank of BBS
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#27

That's life, you go along until you "poof." ~ Adam
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I've been a puppet, a poppa, a pirate, a poet, a-*poof* ~ Wayward Warrior

#28

If you're mourning the death of your giant spider friend, ask the guy who thought it was a pest and who wanted to take its venom to "say a few words." ~ Adam
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#29

No-one believes a 16-year-old - not even if they're famous. ~ SaxGirl
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#30

Your revered mentor and headmaster tells you to hide downstairs as he is confronted by Death Eaters. You repay the favor by letting him die EVEN THOUGH you weren't petrified. ~ Yuukihana
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Sometimes, the movie just doesn't make sense. ~ Loli Pop

#31

It is never a good sign when snakes whisper things to you. ~ Shinmaru
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The snakes told me. ~ Shinmaru
This begs the question: where did you hear that this was ever a good sign? ~ Wayward Warrior

#32

Wizards don't need dental care, since they have to ask whether to be a dentist is a "dangerous profession." ~ Adam
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Test ~ Adam

#33

Gollum not only exists in Middle Earth. ~ SaxGirl
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I knew it! I knew it! ~ chobi chi
And Dumbledore can summon Balrogs. ~ Shinmaru

#34

Voldemort sets up elaborate Horcrux protections which typically involve turning the entire movie into Lord of the Rings for a good 20 minutes. ~ Ace
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I'm pretty sure Ian McKellen took over for Michael Gambon for a while in the movie. ~ Shinmaru

#35

People who are cursed would work well as extras in The Exorcist. ~ Shinmaru
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Congratulations Shin, you officially made me laugh for 7 minute straight. ~ Blank of BBS

#36

When the characters of a very popular literary franchise come-of-age in your movie, make everything angsty. ~ kugen
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good one, kugen xD ~ DyanaAngelPie

#37

Dumbledore's body apparently is as unbreakable as the Unbreakable Vow; it plummets 100's of feet down on the courtyard and lies there without a scratch. ~ matthijstieleman
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#38

Broomsticks make GREAT phallic symbols. ~ Shinmaru
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Dang, Kastom beat me to it... CURSE YOU KASTOM! ~ Wayward Warrior
Everything in Harry Potter makes for great phallic symbols; broomsticks, wands, Dumbledore.. ~ Kastom

#39

The lucky walk like drunken idiots. ~ Shinmaru
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*shakes head* Too much luck is a bad thing ~ chobi chi
This message also brought to you by Spider-Man 3. ~ Ace
No officer, I'm not drunk, I'm just really lucky...except for the part about getting pulled over. -_- ~ Adam

#40

Sixteen year olds are rabid, hormonal face-suckers of the most awkwardly hilarious order. ~ Ace
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#41

Never eat anything you found on the ground. ~ SaxGirl
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#42

To be successful with magic, you should either practice it for a long time or NEVER practice at all. ~ MokonaYi
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#43

When you're a famous wizard going on 17, your best friend's sister is your only chance to get a girl. ~ Yuukihana
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#44

When the headmaster died, the parallels with "Naruto" grew two-fold. ~ KeenHavoc
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On a similar note how many connection can we get for Inyuasha and Twilight? ~ KeenHavoc

#45

When you want to get rid off an annoying girl, drink poison. ~ matthijstieleman
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#46

Hogwarts teachers love playing techno at their shindigs. ~ Shinmaru
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#47

"Dessert" is code for boobs. Always. ~ Shinmaru
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#48

When the field near your home is ignited by black magic, run out, by yourself, to go fight off the powerful Death Eaters. ~ Blank of BBS
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#49

As we are always taught in school, cheating is the best way to make it on the quidditch team. ~ August
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#50

Sixteen-year-old angsty teenage boys can go from the bawling-my-lungs-out-in-front-of-a-dirty-bathroom-mirror stage to the I'm-going-curse-you-into-pieces-and-maybe-shatter-a-few-stalls-along-the-way stage within the span of (approximately) three seconds. ~ WyndiWingfall
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#51

It is not wise to get sick when Snape is around. ~ SaxGirl
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#52

Being the Headmaster of Hogwarts has its advantages. ~ SaxGirl
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#53

If Dumbledore can't be trusted, no one can. ~ SaxGirl
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#54

When you watch memories of a person, you don't see it through the eyes of the person who's memory it is, but see it as if it is filmed with a video-camera. ~ matthijstieleman
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#55

When you're a sleepwalker, be sure to wear shoes to bed. ~ SaxGirl
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#56

People die when a bridge is destroyed and nobody was on it when it collapsed. ~ SaxGirl
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#57

Kicking someone like a wuss is the perfect cherry on top of countering many spells. ~ Shinmaru
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#58

Overcharging family for things is fun! ~ Shinmaru
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#59

If your son is in a dangerous position and you beg someone to watch over them, that person is a coward unless they take a magical, unbreakable vow. ~ Adam
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#60

If you're a super powerful wizard being forced to drink a vile potion, shake your head and whine like a child instead of using your powers to fling it aside. ~ Adam
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#61

Always investigate suspicious packages you found in the pub bathroom on your own instead of handing it over to someone who might be able to tell if it's hexed or not. ~ Nehszriah
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#62

Ron is good at one kind of divination: Self-fullfilling prophecies. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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#63

It's a good idea to remind someone about the pincers - just in case they didn't notice. ~ Rose
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#64

When you see a building has been destroyed, you go inside to investigate. ~ SaxGirl
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#65

Apparating is a nauseating experience. ~ SaxGirl
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#66

"It" doesn't always mean - "it." ~ SaxGirl
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#67

Want to reaffirm your popularity status with the fans? Scream your catchphrase while running in a cornfield. ~ hisaishi
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#68

Pygmy Puffs sing on Boxing Day. ~ SaxGirl
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#69

If you don't quit smoking after witnessing giant streaks of black smoke annihilate a bridge then you'll never quit! ~ TiffYG2133
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#70

Noses and toes aren't as different as you might think. ~ Adam
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Thank God for that! ~ Wayward Warrior

#71

It's not unusual for a professor to wear a full graduation hat and gown while teaching the first class of the year. ~ Adam
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All smart people wear graduation outfits. Duh. ~ Ryuuko

#72

Never turn into a chair when Dumbledore's near - you'll get a stomach ache. ~ SaxGirl
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#73

If you need to befriend a teacher to get information, be overly friendly and unsubtle. ~ Blank of BBS
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#74

Sometimes, love equals madness. ~ SaxGirl
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Only sometimes...? ~ KCHuang

#75

Drunk people can get overly sentimental. ~ SaxGirl
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#76

Walking around with a lion costume on is a great way to get people to stare at you. ~ hisaishi
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#77

Never question the directives of legendary wizards using you for their grand plans. Always sacrifice your life. ~ Silver
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#78

There will most always be a time every year when almost every one of your peers will think that you are either insane or evil, or that you are the one who has committed the most recent evil deed. No exceptions. ~ Melodicanth
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Not even when you've proven them wrong time and time again... ~ DuneGig
I hope my "no exceptions" ending catches on. ~ Shinmaru

#79

Even though there are railings on the really tall belltower, you can still fall from that tower as if there were no railings. ~ matthijstieleman
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#80

Half-giants can survive in a fire for minutes on end. ~ SaxGirl
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#81

Light defeats dark. Always. ~ SaxGirl
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#82

Death eaters really are proud of killing people. ~ SaxGirl
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#83

Dragon blood does not convince Albus Dumbledore. ~ SaxGirl
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#84

The most pathetic saves are also the most spectacular and will get you into the Quidditch team - along with a well-aimed Confundus charm. ~ SaxGirl
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#85

Surely your boyfriend will LOVE (and wear) a bigass golden necklace saying 'My Sweetheart.' ~ SaxGirl
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#86

You know something is wrong with a Vanishing Cabinet when apples return with a chunk missing - or birds come back dead. ~ SaxGirl
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#87

Not all Weasleys are tactful. In other words: having a Ronald around is not contributory to a relationship. ~ SaxGirl
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#88

The Weasley twins sure have a knack for business. ~ SaxGirl
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#89

With a bad conscience; anything is scary. ~ SaxGirl
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#90

When you're an adult, you just let the kids take care of things. ~ SaxGirl
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#91

A bathroom makes for an excellent dueling field. ~ SaxGirl
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#92

'If you close your eyes, you can't be tempted.' ~ SaxGirl
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#93

If you don't make it into the Slug Club, you can always serve food at their parties - or clean the toilet. ~ SaxGirl
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#94

It's the Wrackspurts that make people's brains go fuzzy. ~ SaxGirl
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#95

Death eaters won't come calling if you don't stay in one place for too long. ~ SaxGirl
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#96

Stealing is not tolerated at Hogwarts. ~ SaxGirl
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#97

To be a keeper, you need to be quick and agile. ~ SaxGirl
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#98

It's never a good idea to take a package from anyone while in the bathroom, no matter who that person says it's for. It's probably cursed. ~ MewChero
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#99

Always take packages from creepy strangers in bathrooms. Then open them and get CURSED! ~ xXdeathnoteluvrzXx
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Every time I read this I burst out laughing. Every time. ~ Grayfire

#100

Love really does make some people blind. ~ SaxGirl
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#101

Cleaning CAN be fun. ~ fishy
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#102

When creating a main antagonist, be sure to build him up until the second to last installment, act as if a Slytherin might defy the laws of the universe, then slash his development to nil and whiny in the last installment. Also, make him go bald. ~ Silver
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#103

When you drink poison that's supposed to be mead, you say names of the girl you're in love with. ~ matthijstieleman
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#104

When you're in love with a boy and you want him to love you back, you try to hit him with charm-birds that turn into small darts of feathers. ~ matthijstieleman
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#105

You know something is wrong with a Vanishing Cabinet when apples return with a chunk missing - or birds come back dead. ~ SaxGirl
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#106

Pygmy Puffs sing on Boxing Day. ~ SaxGirl
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#107

If you eavedropped on someone invisibly; then hide faraway from the person or use listening ears. ~ Eric
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#108

Snogging is a British word for making out. ~ matthijstieleman
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#109

Adding fluff to a movie is not always bad- sometimes it helps a relationship along. ~ Rose
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#110

Jealousy is the best way to fall in love. ~ Yuukihana
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