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Because Edward once brutally ate murderers and other criminals, he's someone of great courage and love. ~ Grayfire
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Framing hundreds of graduation caps is pretty creative... ~ Grayfire
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"I promised that we'd try, but if this doesn't work..." - Erectile Dysfunction? ~ Grayfire
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Unborn babies think in coherent thoughts. ~ Grayfire
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If your girlfriend makes you watch this with her, bring a RiffTrax audio with you. ~ Max
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The sexual tension in this movie is painful. ~ Hufflepuffinder
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Bella's mom is something old. ~ Grayfire
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Apparently, Bella was in a lot of pain during her walk down the aisle. ~ Grayfire
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Bella's dad knows Edward will be a good husband 'cause he's a cop. ~ Grayfire
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Shave your legs before you have sex. ~ Grayfire
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Let's play chess instead of other things... ~ Grayfire
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I wish I had a vampire to pack my luggage. ~ Grayfire
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When someone you don't particularly like offers you a sandwich, the best thing you can do is turn your back to them. ~ DeeLovesT08
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It is possible to get imprinted with a newborn baby O_o ... ~ Alaurien
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Why are Bella's eyes red after she changes and not the golden amber color like all the other vampires eyes? ~ TiffYG2133
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The preacher didn't even have to be there when Bella got to the end of the aisle. ~ Grayfire
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Cello players have great beards. ~ Grayfire
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Bella's dad plans on getting drunk. ~ Grayfire
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Edward is all about Bella even though she's not captain of the volleyball team. ~ Grayfire
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Kind is Jacob's middle name. ~ Grayfire
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Let's look at Bella's face while sad music plays for most of the movie. ~ Grayfire
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Bella wants him to VISUALIZE. ~ Grayfire
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It is not weird if you are cold and shake hands with a warm Brazilian as long as you are paying him a lot of cash. ~ twilightfan
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Edward is THE HAIR! Even if said hair is worse every single movie. ~ twilightfan
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Even after four movies we still don't know if vampire's hair grows. ~ twilightfan
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Bella's only concern about Edward's past is if he is virgin. ~ twilightfan
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Renee's hair could use some of Alice's abilities. ~ twilightfan
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Even with Alice's abilities for make-up Bella still looks plain. ~ twilightfan
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When your lover breaks the headboard while having sex with you (and wood is flying everywhere), it's okay. ~ DeeLovesT08
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Yes, he may yell at you and leave you there like crap, but on the inside he is really just frustrated that he's been around for over 100 years and still didn't consider birth control. ~ DeeLovesT08
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It's official, everyone: Edward messes up big-time every single movie. ~ DeeLovesT08
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The very last place your lover will be the next morning after he almost killed you while having sex is...in bed, with you. Fishy.... ~ DeeLovesT08
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You know it was a great night when wood is about to fall from the ceiling and knock you in the head, closets and walls are torn apart, furniture is knocked over, and feathers are everywhere. Well done, Edward. ~ DeeLovesT08
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Yes, you too can have sex with a vampire and not be killed while doing so. ~ DeeLovesT08
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A simple, not at all bratty way to express one's opinion on something is by scoffing. ~ DeeLovesT08
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Bella, who hates kids and was perfectly fine with giving up the possibility of having one, now wants to be a mom. Such development. ~ DeeLovesT08
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The Cullens, a vampire family that are supposed to look like supermodels 24/7 look like hot messes this time around...whereas the mortal Quileutes keep looking better and better. ~ DeeLovesT08
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Sam has a very deep voice. ~ DeeLovesT08
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What's a wedding without some family drama? ~ DeeLovesT08
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Everybody's gotta hate on Leah.... ~ DeeLovesT08
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Yes, even vampires use Yahoo! for research...as if that would help anything at all. ~ DeeLovesT08
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This film was rated PG-13 for disturbing images indeed. Look at the wigs! ~ DeeLovesT08
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The Count from Sesame Street is 100 times more of a vampire than all of these douche bags put together. ~ Max
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Packing luggage is worthy of a montage. ~ Max
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K-Stew is a trampire. ~ Hufflepuffinder
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Bella's dad thinks he's hot. ~ Grayfire
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Somehow getting Edward's venom to procreate a child was not enough venom to change Bella. ~ twilightfan
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We can finally say it: New Moon was the worst movie of the history. ~ twilightfan
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