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You better finish your fucking fries! ~ ryan corderman
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If you don't like fries, don't order them. ~ ryan corderman
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Everything you learn in a police academy is bullshit. ~ ryan corderman
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If you don't know something, just make it up! ~ ryan corderman
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You can't cheat on something you never committed to, like taxes. ~ ryan corderman
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Cigarette tricks are only impressive to smokers. ~ ryan corderman
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If you kill a rapist, women will love you. ~ ryan corderman
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Some people call it "breaking into their house." Cops call it "locating your security flaw." ~ ryan corderman
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Ice Cube is fat. ~ SHlTBOX FLANGER
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Ben Foster is thirsty. ~ SHlTBOX FLANGER
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Woody Harrelson is bold. ~ SHlTBOX FLANGER
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Ned Beatty is old. ~ SHlTBOX FLANGER
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Sigourney Weaver is a coffin dodger. ~ SHlTBOX FLANGER
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