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If you know the exact time when you die, you'll still randomly fall to your death on the streets. ~ Donny2
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The best economic systems are the ones that allow theft as easily as pretty much shaking someone's hand. ~ Pleiades Rising
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If you're immortal, the sea is real scary. ~ Donny2
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If you're poor and with a newborn and you get 10 free years, you drink yourself to death. ~ Donny2
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If you're a professional time keeper, you still suck at keeping your time. ~ Donny2
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If you look at someone's timer when arm wrestling, you'll loose. ~ Donny2
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Hackers haven't figured out how to hack their clocks. ~ Donny2
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If you plan to run for your life for over 1 hour, keep your heels on. ~ Donny2
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Time is money and life, but gangsters will still give you a moment before they rob you. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Running like hell for 1 hour 30 minutes is preferable than riding the bus as far as you possibly can. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When you stop aging at 25, your haircut never changes as well. ~ Pleiades Rising
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You can rob most time banks with a couple of handguns. ~ Donny2
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Hitting on your friend's relative can be tricky since she could be his mum, his daughter, his wife or grandmother. ~ Donny2
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They'll kill you for a week, but they'll politely share out 1 million years if a little defenseless girl gives it away. ~ Donny2
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When people have time on their hands, they go visit the rich suburbs. ~ Donny2
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If you're poor, you do things real quickly. ~ Donny2
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When you're on the run, you book all the rooms in a hotel. ~ Donny2
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All the actors must be over 25 years old in real life if everyone in your film must be. ~ Donny2
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The richer you are, the slower you drive. ~ Donny2
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When your clock starts ticking, it can be a little alarming! ~ TiffYG2133
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Apparently in a world where somone can touch your forearm and steal your life, a simple bracer with a lock on it wouldn't be a good idea. ~ RoC77
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Bio-clocks come with neat Timex Indiglo functions. ~ Pleiades Rising
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There's more than one way to drink your life away. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When you've been giving a wealth of time, don't bother meeting up with someone early who might really need it, too. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Ghetto folks know how to run fast. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Rich girls always fall for the potentially dangerous outsider with a secret. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Even though your car is topless and no one is wearing a seatbelt, you can flip it off an embankment without getting thrown from it and killed. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Wealthy people are evil capitalists who always cut shady deals. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Gangsters won't shoot you with guns they don't have; it's perfectly safe to turn your back on them! ~ Pleiades Rising
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A large group of security guards won't alert more security or cops when you abduct a millionaire inside his own building. ~ Pleiades Rising
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The safest monetary systems are ones that don't have fail-safes or security systems in case they get stolen - especially if the item is worth a million! ~ Pleiades Rising
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Monetary inflation keeps people poor in films, as it does in real life... ~ Donny2
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Time keepers hate to have any buffer time, just in case. ~ Donny2
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What happens when you have no left arm? ~ Donny2
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If I'm armless, can I have my timer on my dick? Pleaaaaase! ~ Donny2
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When you only have a few seconds left, you heartbeat is really loud. ~ Donny2
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It's more efficient to breed new infant time slaves and kill off old ones, than letting the existing ones live forever. ~ Donny2
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Driving? There's nothing to it! ~ Donny2
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When your clock starts, it hurts a bit. ~ Donny2
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Jumping out of windows is a big no-no for time cops. ~ Donny2
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All the men in the rich suburbs dress the same. ~ Donny2
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Darwin's birth date is the best combination lock for a massive safe. ~ Donny2
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Your mother can be real hot. ~ Donny2
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Your forearm is a useful torch. ~ Donny2
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This movie redefines the term "dead broke." ~ James H
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The poor, who have less time on their clocks and therefore no time to slow down and enjoy life, can still become overweight. Alternatively, rich people never get fat even though they avoid extreme physical activity. ~ NateSean
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A man can be accused of murder even when when the camera clearly shows him arriving literally ten to fifteen seconds after the man he allegedly murdered fell to his death. (Yes, I know he timed out. That's not the point.) ~ NateSean
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Yeah, it's a real charitable act to leave a time capsule with a homeless woman sleeping in a tunnel. Because no one else will take it from her before she wakes up. ~ NateSean
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Soup Kitchens only give out time. You know, as opposed to food and clothes that you wind up having to spend your precious time on. ~ NateSean
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If money is time, and time is life, wouldn't an ATM at the timelenders place be a good idea, you know in case you withdraw too much time and find yourself running out of time in the middle of the night. ~ RoC77
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In a world where they genetically stop you at 25, and create a glowing life counter on your arm, they forgot to add a warning system, like your counter starts to itch or glow red or something like that to remind you that you have like 30 minutes to live. ~ RoC77
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You actaully lose more life taking the bus. 2 hour walk vs 2 hour cost + the time your sitting in the bus. ~ RoC77
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I learned the filmmakers were bad at math. With 1.5 hours left, the mom expected to spend 1 hour for the bus ride--meaning the bus ride takes way less than 0.5 hours (or she dies). That means Timberlake learns she's missing from the bus when she still has 1+ hours left. He jogs toward her for 1+ hours, and she runs for 1.5 hours, and they can't cover the distance she said could have be walked in 2 hours. Ergo, we learned 2.5 hours < 2 hours. ~ iwishyouweresmart
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