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When someone shows signs of emotional problems, everyone should pitch in to make those problems worse! ~ Pleiades Rising
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Planets of doom must be named appropriately, and not something like Triumphant Wonder Planet of Amazing Fun. ~ Pleiades Rising
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It's ponderous and moves slowly - no, not the limo driving up the path or the planet moving towards Earth, but the film itself. ~ Pleiades Rising
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From the previous evening to the following early morning, certain constellations can seemingly remain high in the sky. ~ Pleiades Rising
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There are scientists, and there are real scientists who are really right. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Meatloaf isn't a happy meal. ~ Pleiades Rising
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We're alone in the universe because of some bottle of beans. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Nothing's wrong at all, especially when someone's silently scribbling notes and looking grimly up at the sky. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Not only does a magic cave look like a teepee, it's also pretty much useless as protection. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Despite how small the Earth is, it can capture a considerably larger rogue planet as it passes by - even when the Sun couldn't capture it! ~ Pleiades Rising
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No shot of deep space is complete without a camera flare, like a film crew was actually in space. ~ Pleiades Rising
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A lengthy music video for one of Wagner's operas can also serve as a film's intro. ~ Pleiades Rising
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One parent must be a free-spirit, while the other has to be an abrasive downer. ~ Pleiades Rising
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The best way to handle an unwanted in-law: stfu & gtfo. ~ Pleiades Rising
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High price wedding planners are master artisans whose works are to be adored, i.e. they're not pretentious jerks. ~ Pleiades Rising
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The Moon had other things to do apparently. ~ NateSean
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The wedding dress of the year shows no signs of damage after the bride both urinated and had sex in a sandtrap while wearing it. ~ NateSean
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It's totally possible to shrug off the signs of depression with an expensive wedding and a stern warning. ~ NateSean
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Nothing is really too much of a tagline. ~ NateSean
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After millions of websites providing a detailed diagram and a thorough explanation of the world's imminent demise who knew that one would eventually be right? ~ NateSean
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The world destroying planet will give you plenty of time to gather sticks, carve them to an acceptable amount and whip up your little Magic Cave and get the family together for a last touching moment. ~ NateSean
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