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There's always an object in the foreground to cover up boobs. ~ agentdc7
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In the future, 911 is still a recording. ~ agentdc7
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In the future, the XFL will still exist. ~ agentdc7
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Arnold will be back, maybe. ~ agentdc7
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To check if you've aged, see how big your bicep is. ~ agentdc7
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Artificial people like SimPal Cindy are always creepy looking. ~ agentdc7
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SimPal Cindy wants Terry Crews to be her mommy. He seems to want to. ~ agentdc7
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Front end car collisions never phase Arnold. ~ agentdc7
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Arnold has the ability to teleport out of a car before it goes off the cliff. ~ agentdc7
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Only Arnold can survive a head first 100+ ft dive into a river. ~ agentdc7
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Take a 2000 model car and slap on a new bumper and you have a car from the future. ~ agentdc7
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Two Arnolds. Man, I don't know if the world can handle that. ~ agentdc7
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Smoking a stogie makes you horny. ~ agentdc7
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Detaining Arnold is never an easy task. Remember Total Recall? ~ agentdc7
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When you take the top off a cooler box, it will reappear temporarily when someone walks by. ~ agentdc7
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Who can rip a bolted down chair with ease? Arnold. ~ agentdc7
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A decaying severed thumb will still scan after a day. ~ agentdc7
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A Fundamentalist assassin will actively seek out and kill clones, but he will omit Arnold even though he knows he's a clone. ~ agentdc7
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When you get punched in the face and forced to do a synchord, random music will start playing. ~ agentdc7
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We all get enough graphic violence from the media. ~ agentdc7
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You can literally screw yourself by just lying ontop of your clone. Huh? ~ agentdc7
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A dog has no problem when a cat comes into the house. ~ agentdc7
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When your clone takes your/his clothes, he will courteously leave your/his underwear because it's PG-13. ~ agentdc7
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Hm.... Arnold didn't say "Get to da choppa!" And there were two of him. ~ agentdc7
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Arnold is having Total Recal- I mean found out he was cloned. ~ agentdc7
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What's a good reason to clone yourself? So you can go f*ck yourself! ~ agentdc7
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You can make Arnold feel so good by smashing the door into his balls. ~ agentdc7
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