#1

Paul Giamatti did NOT have the Buffalo Wings. ~ AKenjiB
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#2

You can start a war and bankrupt the country but you can't fuck the interns. ~ AKenjiB
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#3

Paul Giamatti may have the brains but Philip Seymour Hoffman has the balls and the brains. ~ AKenjiB
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#4

Cleaning lady is another term for slut. ~ AKenjiB
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#5

Retired campaign managers go to work for consulting firms. ~ AKenjiB
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#6

If any charming politician is in the same room with a female intern, they will certainly end up doing it. ~ KevyB
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#7

Idealistic people in political movies will lose all of their idealism by the end, but will still remain in politics. ~ KevyB
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#8

Elephants play in the mud. ~ AKenjiB
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#9

Right answer to, "Are you single?" when asked by your boss is, "I'm married to the campaign." ~ AKenjiB
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#10

After a presidential candidate denies during a press conference that he had much contact with a recently deceased intern who was part of his political campaign, the police will conveniently ignore the fact that he made a call to her cell phone at 2:30 in the morning during the examination of her cell phone records while conducting the investigation into her death. ~ AKenjiB
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How do investigations deal with suicides anyway? They can't exactly convict or charge anyone because the person killed themselves. Is there some special way that they deal with suicides that is different to homicides? ~ Movie Genius
Not entirely true. It was a suicide and they won't investigate it in the same manner as a homicide. ~ Politico

#11

Ida is Stephen's best friend ~ AKenjiB
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#12

As an intern, carrying coffee around might land you a night or two with one or two of your bosses. ~ AKenjiB
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