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You can tell how much medication someone has just by listening to them as they enter the room. ~ njackson84
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A tournament of the 8 greatest MMA fighters in the world, is surprisingly not that hard to get into ~ stuchda
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The way to reunite your family and solve all your financial problems is to enter a fighting tournament...turns out violence does solve some things. ~ njackson84
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If you go AWOL in the military, they are willing to let you finish any plans you already have going. Plus, they are willing to hang on a second if you put on a really awesome fight. ~ stuchda
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The best way to win fights is to let your opponent beat the crap out of you for 95% of it and then repeat the same move over and over again. ~ njackson84
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High school principles will refuse anything until they personally get excited about it. ~ njackson84
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Moby Dick is a must for recovering alcoholics and born-again Christians. ~ njackson84
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Kurt Angle doesn't need to say anything to be able to kick your ass. ~ njackson84
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Jesus will be down at the mill forgiving all the drunks rather than helping people with cancer. ~ njackson84
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MMA tournaments end like all Disney films.....the underdog wins. ~ njackson84
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Kurt Angle is Russian. ~ agentdc7
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High school principle's wives will refuse anything until they personally get excited about it. ~ SHlTBOX FLANGER
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