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Your whole life could be a lie and you don't even know it until you're like 17.... ~ DeeLovesT08
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When you totally mess up your ankle, it will be totally healed in five minutes. ~ DeeLovesT08
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When protecting a person in possession of state secrets, sit in front of the BIG WINDOW; it's not tempting fate or anything. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Balloons are a great way of not being seen. ~ nerdplow
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Having a swimming pool in your backyard really comes in handy when there's a bomb in your oven and your house is about to explode. ~ DeeLovesT08
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Not even a kid on the run 24/7 can resist a burger and a milkshake. ~ DeeLovesT08
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One's eyebrows can be so distracting.... ~ DeeLovesT08
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Losing your shirt is mandatory for showing off your abs. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Even though it's unnecessary, diving for a weapon looks much cooler than simply running over and grabbing it. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When your mom's kicking ass downstairs, you won't hear the commotion until it's too late. ~ Pleiades Rising
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All that training in wrestling and boxing really comes in handy when the government's after you. ~ DeeLovesT08
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Those people in your house that you look absolutely nothing like? Those aren't your parents...What a shocker. ~ DeeLovesT08
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The real reason why Mom's being really awkward when you have a girl in your room? She's just trying to get you laid, that's all. ~ DeeLovesT08
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Twilight references follow Mr. Lautner everywhere. "2009 Clearwater drive"...Ha-ha. ~ DeeLovesT08
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So many cell phone conversations get old...FAST. ~ DeeLovesT08
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The hot girl will always be a cheerleader. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Girls have poster-sized pictures of their boyfriends above their beds. ~ Pleiades Rising
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You can fight inside your home and throw a person out a window, and no one in your quiet neighborhood will hear a thing! ~ Pleiades Rising
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Setting up a phishing site disguised as a missing persons website is a good plan, since everyone knows teenagers love to browse those kinds of websites. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Fat guys are suckers for feminine charm. ~ Pleiades Rising
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You can have a conversation about state secrets, espionage, and murder, and the people on each side of you won't hear a damn word of it. ~ Pleiades Rising
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The Pittsburgh Pirates have lousy or non-existent security, thus allowing anyone to run around the stadium, causing a ruckus. ~ Pleiades Rising
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The CIA won't detain and interrogate you after being involved in a dangerous plot that potentially threatened state secrets, and involved multiple murders. ~ Pleiades Rising
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It is impossible for Taylor Lautner to act in a film without taking his shirt off. ~ PointMan528491
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Therapists aren't just therapists.... ~ DeeLovesT08
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What does living with your therapist until you move out to go to college sound like? A lame sequel that this film does not need. ~ DeeLovesT08
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Riding on a truck's hood in not only safe, but also cool! ~ Pleiades Rising
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After a party, someone will always be sleeping on your front lawn. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Getting kicked and punched won't leaves scrapes or bruises, and won't leave you sick as hell after a night of hard partying. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Psychiatrists will give you warm, fuzzy hugs after sessions. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Frustrated teenage virgins like to shoot guns. ~ Pleiades Rising
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It's not strange to see a missing persons website with a live-chat system, rather than posting the relevant authorities' phone numbers, so go ahead and chat away! ~ Pleiades Rising
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House-busting explosions won't kill you, and they won't even stun you, causing you to drown in the pool you've just been blown into. ~ Pleiades Rising
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The CIA listens to every phone-call and can track you instantaneously. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Getting blown into a pool by an explosion, swimming in a river, and cleaning up the next day - none of these will mess-up your makeup! ~ Pleiades Rising
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Suspicious cellphones are meant to be used! ~ Pleiades Rising
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CLOSED CIRCUIT security cameras can be tapped into from outside sources. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Part 3: You can even fight on passenger trains, smashing through walls and shattering windows, and no one will notice it here, too! ~ Pleiades Rising
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The FBI agent after the list will always be on the list. ~ nerdplow
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There is a bomb in the oven. ~ tnarg122
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After being targeted by terrorists, you will be alright, because your father, not your dad, says so. ~ KLB
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Taylor Lautner has trouble getting laid. THAT'S believable. ~ TheBaddestOfThemAll
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