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When something has the power to grant anyone world-ruling power, never destroy it, but hide its pieces here and there. No one will ever find it! ~ Pleiades Rising
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Don't command people; YELL INCOMPREHENSIBLY AT THEM! ~ Pleiades Rising
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It's not strange to find pregnant women on the battlefield. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Always raise your newborn baby high in victory during a vicious battle, like he's the Lion King. ~ Pleiades Rising
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After freeing slaves, turn 'em into harlots and whores! ~ Pleiades Rising
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Catapults have pinpoint accuracy. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Pirate-barbarians didn't believe in keeping more than one person on guard duty when everyone else was sleeping. ~ Pleiades Rising
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One rin-, I mean, one mask to rule them all! ~ Pleiades Rising
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Even Cesarean sections were hardcore back then! ~ Pleiades Rising
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Even when you're on a frozen mountainside, you can surprisingly still hear a variety of birds in its frozen forest. ~ Pleiades Rising
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During an intense battle, always scream out to your dad who's busy fighting, thus distracting him; it's the barbarian way. ~ Pleiades Rising
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If something in a crowd gets knocked over, it'll always contain fruits or vegetables. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Barbarians had telescopes. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Unlatching a carriage from horses will make it flip high into the air and almost explode. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Spears can be thrown more accurately and perhaps faster than someone shooting a bow and arrow. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Bridges can support a gigantic musclebound barbarian, but not a much lighter woman. ~ Pleiades Rising
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It's not possible to cross a bridge without a climax occurring. ~ Pleiades Rising
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If you somehow obtain a mystical mask and feed it some pureblood, don't be surprised if it does nothing at all once you put it on... ~ oleza
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If you put a key and pour liquid down someone's mouth, they will instinctively swallow the key. ~ agentdc7
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Bandwagons have an explosive charge on the front that goes off if you disconnect it from the chariot. ~ agentdc7
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If Conan stuffs some cloth in your mouth, you will be unable to spit it out. ~ agentdc7
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The transition from night to morning is about 2 seconds. ~ agentdc7
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When your boat is being raided, only a few men and a woman will fight. Everyone else will come out when it's time for a victory cheer. ~ agentdc7
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When Conan is fighting a giant octopus, go up to Conan and fight him too. That way there's a good chance the octopus has more to eat. ~ agentdc7
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Bad guys can die while they are still falling hence aleviating the curse on a pure blood. ~ agentdc7
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A monk will easily give up her virginity for a violent killer. ~ bourbonphantom
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Great magical powers will never be granted to you by itself, but will always require some goofy item you gotta obtain and wear. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Being born in battle makes you a great warrior. ~ Pleiades Rising
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True warriors turn and run during tests of warriorhood! ~ Pleiades Rising
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When your enemy is surrounded, never attempt the craziest of crazy plans by attacking him all at once! ~ Pleiades Rising
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You can make an impromptu ice ramp by simply stabbing some ice and prying up a side; it'll even crack into the right shape. ~ Pleiades Rising
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The Scandinavian goth-metal look was invented by the younger Marique. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When you scream to the heavens, cinematography demands you stand before burning ruins. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Drunken men always arm wrestle, no matter what century. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Picking someones nose is really gross! ~ Pleiades Rising
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Never deliver a barbarian's message. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Falling through multiple wooden platforms doesn't seem to hurt too much. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When you finally meet people you wanna slay, always give 'em your back-story before or in the middle of a fight, rather than just killing 'em. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Every movie needs at least one explosion! ~ Pleiades Rising
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Thank you barbarian, but your princess is in another castle! ~ Pleiades Rising
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When evil is vanquished, evil fortresses will also crumble. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Rose McGowan looks much better with hair... ~ oleza
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Kid Conan is much more interesting to watch than Adult Conan... ~ oleza
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When he's hairy and dirty, Ron Perlman still looks like he did in Quest for Fire. ~ oleza
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If you hit anyone in a Millenium produced film, they will squirt blood like popping a waterballoon. ~ agentdc7
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If your nose gets cut off, you will spend the rest of your life looking like Mankind. ~ agentdc7
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Women cannot feel a scratch to the throat. Maybe because the scratch is CGI? ~ agentdc7
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A monk will leave you right after giving you her virginity. ~ Deadlymemories
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Thieves make great friends! ~ Deadlymemories
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After being cut above your breast, you can still fight good. ~ Deadlymemories
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Rose McGowan is the reincarnation of Freddy Krueger. ~ Deadlymemories
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Even to an evil warlord, incest is a step too far. ~ muggs
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