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Take a classic film by one of the greatest filmmakers, Steven Spielberg and turn it into a dumb Friday the 13th premise. ~ Max
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It's only natural that somebody who twice survived shark attacks and watched friends savaged to death by sharks should end up working in Sea World. ~ ollyf
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Sharks don't swallow carcasses holding grenades. ~ ollyf
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Brody children who were teenagers in 1978 will be career men in their mid-20s by 1983. ~ ollyf
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Celebrate when your pet dolphins join you after you've defeated a killer shark, but spare not one thought for the other humans who were only moments ago in the same flooded room with you and a killer shark, without scuba gear. ~ ollyf
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Humans will escape unscathed when just feet away from an explosion powerful enough to blow a 35ft shark to oblivion. ~ ollyf
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3D was vastly inferior in 1983. ~ ollyf
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Fish have vengeful maternal instincts. ~ ollyf
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Sharks can swim backwards. ~ ollyf
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Brody children who were pre-teenagers in 1978 will be men in their early-20s by 1983. ~ ollyf
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Sea World professionals will often call marine animals already identified as mothers "he". ~ ollyf
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Hahaha.....Sharks roaring...it's impossible because they lack vocal chords...but I guess that makes the shark "scary" 'cause it's awfully fake -.-'' ~ Alaurien
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A shark can break a glass window by swimming towards it very slowly. It can also remain completely motionless when the window breaks and water rushes into the room where the humans are. ~ username
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