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Creating fire can be a very bonding experience between a man and a volleyball. ~ Anonymous
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Risk of infection and disease do not exist on this island. ~ Anonymous
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It never crosses Tom Hanks mind that he goes to the bathroom in the shallow water where he catches his meals. ~ Anonymous
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Dangling your feet overboard your makeshift raft will never attract dangerous marine life. ~ Anonymous
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As smart as Tom Hank's character is believed to be, he decides to row out into miles of open ocean without food or water on a partially deflated raft. ~ Anonymous
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You will start talking to inanimate objects after a few days on a deserted island. ~ Anonymous
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Tom Hanks owes a little girl a pair of ice skates...... ~ RoC77
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Carving a weighted wood stump to resemble yourself isn't enough time to reconsider. ~ Anonymous
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The respectful way to treat the dead is to search them for valuables and steal their shoes. ~ Anonymous
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Tom Hanks is a FedEx employee and teaches others how to be FedEx employees. He leaves Christmas dinner early because of his FedEx job. The FedEx plane crashes and leaves him on an island with a bunch of FedEx packages. He keeps one unopened FedEx package, so he has proper motivation to survive until he delivers FedEx mail because he's such a devoted FedEx employee. Eventually he gets rescued and delivers the 4 year old FedEx package. Tom owes his life to the unopened FedEx package. FedEx... FedEx. ~ agentdc7
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Ice skates make great dental tools when all else fails. ~ scannerhead
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A person floating face down in water is most likely dead and nasty looking. ~ scannerhead
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Coconut is a natural laxative. ~ nee
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That one flashlight you found should be used primarily for looking at a picture of Helen Hunt, not for far more practical purposes. ~ nee
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Tom Hanks was so devoted to FedEx he didn't care if that packaged contained the means to get off the island within a week at most. ~ nee
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Kind and attractive country girls won't forgive you if you opened her package to see if it could save your life. ~ nee
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You can be on an island for 4 years, and your nails will never grow...so that's something you wont be worried about ;D ~ Alaurien
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