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The crappy photo you took of a monster no one believes in is always preferable as evidence to that monster's fresh corpse. ~ Adam
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When the creatures are trying to steal the little girl try not to leave her alone. ~ Invaderben
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Listen to your kids when they tell you that little creatures are threatening them. ~ Invaderben
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If the groundkeeper tells you: (1) Get the girl out of the house, and (2) Go to the library, always go to the library first. ~ Adam
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When a little girl can single-handedly kill two monsters, one must re-evaluate the scariness of said monsters. ~ Adam
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The Pope sucks at negotiating truces. ~ Adam
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Keep an eye out for trip wires. ~ Invaderben
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Chances are when you go looking for the little creature under the sheets you won't like it when you find it. ~ Invaderben
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When the creatures are hurt by light make sure there are plenty of flashlights around with a lot of batteries. ~ Invaderben
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Cameras can be used as weapons. ~ Invaderben
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Don't get tangled in the rope while you are cutting it. ~ Invaderben
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Sometimes monsters look like shaved monkeys with no tail. ~ Invaderben
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Watch your ankles. ~ Invaderben
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