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Religious scholars like to hit on nerds. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Highly advanced civilizations will have no qualms with screwing with your emotions. ~ Pleiades Rising
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We never get to see an alien. There I just saved you 2 hours. ~ Max
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The Spice Girls and Hitler represent civilized humanity in space. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Having magical, whimsical music always playing is a must, even during a scene as mundane as carrying bags into a house. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Blind men wear wristwatches. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Terrible pick-up lines work with nerds, who'll quickly jump into bed with you upon hearing them. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Religion and death are terrific subjects to discuss right after having sex. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When you're told to leave your number, you've become little more than a nerd's booty call. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Death must be symbolized and foreshadowed by dead autumn leaves and shooting, fleeting stars. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When asking a business for funding, imply they lack vision; it'll secure your funding for sure. ~ Pleiades Rising
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You can be securely funded for years to sit in the warm sun while listening to space noise. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Larry King threw hardball questions only on film. ~ Pleiades Rising
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A computer's mouse will never be used, despite how practical and convenient it is when accessing simple drop-down menus. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Signals from outer space will conveniently arrive just in time before you're evicted from the site that can receive them. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Mathematics is a universal language, even though it's largely an artificial construct made up of invented terms. ~ Pleiades Rising
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A signal from a higher intelligence will show its great wisdom by sending us a something every human enjoys: mathematics and Nazis! ~ Pleiades Rising
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Military people will always see things in terms of invasion and colonization. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Where there's aliens, there's Elvis. ~ Pleiades Rising
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SETI scientists have polluted the air and poisoned the seas. ~ Pleiades Rising
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High powered business men can access even your home videos and photo albums. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Ockham's Razor isn't a horror film. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Listen to your kids when they want to guilt-trip you out of partaking in THE DEFINING EVENT IN SCIENTIFIC HISTORY. ~ Pleiades Rising
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If 95% of the world believes in a supreme being, and asking if you believe in God is a relevant question, then asking if you drink water is also relevant, since 100% of humanity drinks water. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Being a moral person doesn't matter if you're not a believer, so just select the old white affluent Christian American MAN who says all the right things; surely he represents the world better than anyone! ~ Pleiades Rising
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For the right price, Russians will do anything for you. ~ Pleiades Rising
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It's possible to secretly build a second exotic machine that costs roughly a quarter of a trillion dollars, possibly denting the economies of two countries in the process. ~ Pleiades Rising
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It's hard to describe translucence even though you've basically explained it. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Advanced technology will still require primitive rockets to make something move. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Electromagnetic interference can mess with communications signals, but not with weather sensor signals - even though they're both signals. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Traveling though a wormhole is almost as cool as going to a Pink Floyd concert, minus the weird smell and flying pig. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Even though an official inquiry demands all available scientific information, don't bother using the highly relevant info from a recording device. ~ Pleiades Rising
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After casually demolishing the claims of a mathematically rigorous concept like the Einstein-Rosen Bridge, go ahead and make some credibility straining claim about one man being able to manipulate two governments and humanity itself. ~ Pleiades Rising
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A half-trillion dollar adventure will end up with no proof, and will seemingly depend on faith, thus leaving humanity in exactly the same situation it was in before it got the signal. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Highly advanced scientific technology will finally reveal the ultimate question: there exists a mystical space daddy. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Vega's residents are total assholes. They send us riddle-project of a timespace machine that could ruin our economy just to say "Hi. We exist. But we are so superior to your species we can't tell you more. Go home now". ~ Wujek Spenser
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We either build a time-space machine or the most expensive carousel in the world! ~ Wujek Spenser
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According to Ockham's Razor, "In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth" isn't a simple explanation; but theoretical physics, which postulates e.g. 11 dimensions, branes, Calabi-Yau manifolds, Supersymmetry, M-Theory, Special Relativity, etc, is a much simpler explanation! ~ Pleiades Rising
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