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Calypso can be more than useless...when she's released -.-' ~ Alaurien
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Jack's breath is so bad, it will make you fall overboard backwards. ~ Andershp
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Davy Jones can't go on land... but sitting in a bucket of WATER that's on land is a total exception. ~ moonburn98
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When did this franchise stop being for kids???..I don't have to mention the beginning of the movie nor the Will and Elizabeth ending right? :P ~ Alaurien
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I missed Jack Sparrow too ^w^ ~ Alaurien
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Damn you Bill Turner...you killed Commodore Norrington. ~ Alaurien
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If you ask for Calypso's help...she'll become crabs..and won't do anything but make a storm and a whirl in the ocean. ~ Alaurien
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A 1 vs. 1 is always a good idea, despite the fact you got about 50 ships to cover your back. ~ Andershp
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There was no such thing as fire during the golden age of piracy, this is why the entire trip to the end of the world resulted in cold pirates and a lost toe. ~ moonburn98
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Betrayal is the key in this movie :P ...don't get lost with it. ~ Alaurien
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Jack Sparrow owes a lot of money hehehe. ~ Alaurien
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Cutler Becket...was eunuch xD ...he hadn't the courage for giving orders -.-'' ~ Alaurien
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Don't send your entire armada against two ships; simply retreat. ~ Andershp
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All you really need to win a battle, is the wind on your side. ~ Andershp
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If there are enough crabs, they can move a ship stuck on land. ~ Andershp
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If your compass points to the thing you want most in the world, it will automatically be the thing you need the most (like Davy Jones Locker) not gold or woman or whatever. ~ Andershp
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The Flying Dutchman's crew are crab people. ~ Andershp
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When being released from hundreds of years of entrapment in a human body, the proper first response is... try to kill everybody? ~ moonburn98
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When yelling insults at the people who have kept you hostage for hundreds of years, always do so in a language that they do not understand after turning into a giant so that they pay attention to you. ~ moonburn98
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Captain Barbossa is just the chartman xD ~ Alaurien
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If your ship is being blown to bits and you want to have a dramatic slow motion walk before you die, every cannonball will conveniently shoot around you until you're ready to die. ~ agentdc7
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When it's time for the final epic action scene and there's dozens of ships ready to do battle, only 3 will really get involved while everyone else will sit and watch. And run away. ~ agentdc7
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The best way for the giant terrifying monstruous Kraken to die is not in an epic battle, but to die off screen and rot on the beach shore with no real explanation to how Davy killed it. ~ agentdc7
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A part of Jack Sparrow's conscience is attracted to goats. ~ agentdc7
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If you take time to pick up and stare at a sword in a big battle, you will get stabbed for being stupid. ~ agentdc7
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When you ship is angled downward, your cannons will still fire upwards. ~ agentdc7
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If it's time for all the pirate lords to go to war, it means playing cheerleader rather than actually doing battle. ~ agentdc7
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Aaah...so that's what the keys were made for xD ...to open the code. ~ Alaurien
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Keith Richards, the epitome of COOL! ~ john2012
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