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Much like the rest of society, a zombie's fascination with fireworks will very quickly disappear. ~ njackson84
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There are 50,000 cars in Samoa and every single one of them is stolen. ~ njackson84
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A 5 feet journey from one side of a shed to another is too far for a person with a skateboard to walk. ~ njackson84
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John Leguizamo always wanted to know what it was like to be a zombie. ~ ShadowLion137
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Even if 95% of the earth's population have became homeless nomads, it would still be really hard to find a good apartment. ~ ShadowLion137
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A weird/unique weapon, like a Single-Arrow Shooting Blow Gun, is a very good way to get a lot of Camera time. ~ ShadowLion137
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After the world ends, Midgets will still be able to find tailor-made purple suits, mainly because it is funny. ~ ShadowLion137
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There's a zombie attack going on at your base and you're in a look out post that's 20 feet above the ground that the zombies can't get to....first thing to do.....get down...what's the worst that could happen? ~ njackson84
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There's no such thing as nice shooting. ~ njackson84
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If you're ever turned into a zombie, let the big one do all the work, don't actually do anything yourself other than eat the occasional person. ~ njackson84
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Never piss off a Mexican if he has access to your mini-army's most dangerous vehicle. ~ njackson84
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Dennis Hopper will fake a zombie attack and someone when he realizes he said something he shouldn't have said. ~ njackson84
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