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Red Skull has a Hugo Weaving mask. ~ agentdc7
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Just so you know where each smaller plane in a giant bomber is heading to, it's written in GIANT WHITE LETTERS. ~ agentdc7
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When a woman kisses you, it's always when the other girl is about to walk in on you. ~ agentdc7
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Tommy Lee Jones is not going to kiss you. ~ agentdc7
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Old ladies know how to use machine guns. ~ agentdc7
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Given another few decades of life, Howard Stark will still fail to make commerically viable hover cars. ~ kvn8907
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If a large gun turns to point straight at you, just keep talking and don't bother to move. ~ agentdc7
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When you throw a kid into the water, don't always assume they don't know how to swim. ~ agentdc7
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Stan Lee thought Captain America would be taller. ~ agentdc7
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After having the Super Soldier serum, you will forget you needed to pee. ~ agentdc7
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In 17 years, no recruit has ever thought about unhooking the base of a flag pole to retrieve the flag. ~ agentdc7
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USO showgirls wear real army helmets. ~ agentdc7
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War-changing, super-powered energy weapons will be completely forgotten after the war is over, and thus not effect the course of history in any way. ~ kvn8907
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A shield made of a metal specifically said to cancel out all vibrations will be completely impervious to energy weapons (which can otherwise blow down a wall). ~ kvn8907
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If the giant bomber is going to crash, don't bother taking one of many smaller planes to escape. ~ agentdc7
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Fondue is just cheese and bread :3 ~ Alaurien
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Capt. America hasn't gotten laid for over 70 yrs. ~ ZenMaster
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Being a smart ass and dropping a flag on the ground will not get your ass chewed out. Instead you will be rewarded! ~ broham
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The Army has boxes of dummy grenades lying around. Don't get them mixed up! ~ broham
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The US Military creates a super soldier during war time and they used him for ad campaigns instead of fighting!?! ~ TiffYG2133
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Even though the villains are German, they found it to be a genius idea to clearly label each of the bombs with the name of the city they were going to hit in PLAIN ENGLISH. ~ Keely
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Apparently Hitler allowed a lot of autonomy from his top secret weapons research facilities, even when it doesn't appear to be doing the job and kills three government inspectors, Hitler's only possible thought process for not shutting down Hydra must have been "I have no idea what is going on at Hydra, but at least it's evil". ~ Baconboy
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Hydra's wall defenses have slopes just in case you want to ride your motorcycle off of it. ~ agentdc7
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One of the Hydra troopers was Mr. Wilhelm. ~ agentdc7
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If you commandeer one laser tank, you can easily overpower the rest of the base. ~ agentdc7
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All the events that happened in the movies will lead to a modern day world that is in nearly every way identical to our own. ~ kvn8907
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Captain America will throw his shield at the camera in slow motion just in case you are watching the 3D version. (Can we please stop with the 3d?) ~ agentdc7
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He is only 70 years late for his 1st date x3 ...Damn!! He won't learn to dance now?? TwT ~ Alaurien
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Even if you're not a perfect soldier, you can still be a good man. ~ SomeGuy
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Captain America stands up women on the first date. ~ RoC77
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Army Officers expect you to willingly sacrifice yourself during basic training. ~ Olifromsolly
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Hugo Weaving is looking for another Cube in this movie. Was he not happy with the allspark??? ~ daveyboy189
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Dropping barbed wire on a fellow soldier is a funny practical joke and will not get you a court-martial. ~ broham
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A hole in a plane will not suck everything out of it. ~ broham
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In a war that killed 60 million people only 16 US women died. Luckily Peggy Carter wasn't one of them! ~ broham
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When you are given a serum that makes you as strong and fast as a human being can possibly be, your job is to pretend to punch Hitler in the face instead of actually doing it for real. ~ Max
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It would be preposterous for Nazis to ever speak German. It is common knowledge that they speak flawless English, especially when conversing amongst themselves. ~ spacecowboi
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Captain America's master plan was to get captured so 3 non-super soldiers could attack Hydra's base through an obviously undefended window with conventional weapons. ~ bourbonphantom
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The shield that is supposed to absorb ANY vibration is somehow able to also bounce around like an elastic frisbee instead of dropping to the ground after hitting its target. ~ bourbonphantom
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Girls will only like a scrawny guy if he somehow manages to grow taller and more muscular. ~ bourbonphantom
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Captain America is a white, blond haired, blue eyed man who's only goal is to kill and even die for his country if need be, and his enemy is a man who turned on Adolf Hitler. Even when Captain America is asked by a Jewish scientist if he wants to kill Nazis he refuses to answer. ~ Baconboy
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General Patton will apparently puss out of a fight whenever he has a quasi-invincible super-soldier on his side. ~ Baconboy
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Red Skull drinks Hydra brand wine. ~ agentdc7
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SHIELD likes Acuras. ~ agentdc7
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"The Avengers" might as well be considered a product placement. ~ agentdc7
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Steve Rogers has no idea how to talk to women. ~ agentdc7
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The Cosmic Cube is really a transport beacon for the USS Enterprise. ~ Evilgidgit
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Adolf Hitler has a glass jaw. ~ SomeGuy
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Red Skull prefers to give you his fancy car than to let you sit on his lap. Just don't scratch it. ~ agentdc7
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Joining the military makes you taller. ~ PointMan528491
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Elrond really loses his way come World War II. ~ SilverAG
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YOU ARE FAILING!!!!!!!! ~ agentdc7
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Your body will still be living and functioning after you have been FROZEN for 70 years. ~ TheBaddestOfThemAll
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Of course he missed his date. The reason he woke up in this century was so he could marry one of us ;D ~ Keely
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If it would have taken any longer for Peggy to kiss Steve, I'm pretty sure that half of the female population would have stopped the movie and done it for her. ~ Keely
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You will not enjoy a conversation with Tommy Lee Jones. ~ bourbonphantom
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