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When an unpinned grenade falls into the snow, don't run away, try to dig it out before it explod- too late... ~ agentdc7
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Computerized chess players always cheat. ~ AshBlaze
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When you find a giant UFO don't explore it or report it to the outside world. ~ Sharkus
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The walls of an arctic research camp are as thick as cardboard. ~ agentdc7
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Childs can't believe this voodoo bullsh!t. ~ agentdc7
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When you throw a grenade, make sure it doesn't slip out of your hand. ~ agentdc7
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When all is said and done, have a drink. ~ agentdc7
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When a monster you're trying to kill drops right in front of you, just stare at it and wait to see what happens. ~ agentdc7
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Blair is all better now. ~ Wolfgang34
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I never knew that if you chopped someone's head off, it could crawl away. COOL! ~ skrillex
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Nobody wants to spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS F**KING COUCH!!!!! ~ agentdc7
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When a person in a helicopter is chasing a dog across Antarctica shooting at him, don't think for one minute that there's anything wrong with the dog. ~ Grayfire
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A dog that has been shot in the leg won't limp or anything, and it will apparently heal on its own. ~ Grayfire
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When you are The Thing, you should be the first to say "You've gotta be f&#^ing kidding" when a piece of you sprouts legs from its head. ~ mpbarnet
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Trigger happy men aim for the eye. ~ agentdc7
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When you hack away at a door with an axe, your marks will look completely different in the next scene. ~ agentdc7
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Never trust dogs that come in from the snow. ~ AshBlaze
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FUCK THE REMAKE ~ Max
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A dynamite explosion will nearly knock you off your feet. ~ agentdc7
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I know I'm human. ~ AshBlaze
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When I left my shack, I turned the lights off... ~ AshBlaze
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