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Will Ferrell will do anything for money at this point. If they make "Chips Ahoy!: the Movie", Ferrell will most assuredly star in this movie. ~ Flint
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Dinosaurs have been, and always will be, able to understand English. ~ Raindrop23
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The most effective way to find a lost item is to place a device that will play gay showtunes on it beforehand. This way, where ever it is, you will hear gay showtunes blaring out, and know it is there. ~ Flint
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A bite from a bug the size of a Scottie dog only gives you the side-effects of your everyday Tylenol PM. ~ hisaishi
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You can befriend any dinosaur by allowing said dinosaur to eat you, passing through its digestive tract unscathed, and being... let's go with expelled. ~ Flint
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If you touch a vibrating crystal you must sing "Believe" by Cher. ~ Invaderben
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For being a "family movie", this film has a knack for turning a family against one another in hatred and confusion. ~ Flint
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Matt Lauer is a pompous jerk. He deserves to be beaten live on his own show. ~ Flint
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I have a relatively low threshold for pain. Twenty-five minutes into this, and I was already scrambling for a pencil to jab into my ear. ~ Flint
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It is OK for pre-historic cavemen to grab your breasts; they obviously don't know any better. ~ Silver
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When given the choice between returning to the world you've always known, and the Land of the Lost, full of mystery, always go for the latter. There are "ugly" cavegirls to keep you ... busy ... for a long while. ~ Silver
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When a giant crab is charging you in the middle of an unknown desert, it is completely plausible for a hot geyser to erupt mere feet before the crab has a chance to digest you, shoot it into the air, simultaneously boiling it to perfection, and stop erupting, thus letting the now dead, cooked crab fall to the earth and break into a full course meal for an army ... or three seriously drunk males. ~ Silver
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Beings who wear tunics are never to be trusted. ~ Silver
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A donut, stuffed with M&Ms, is perfect. That way, when you finish your donut, you don't have to eat any M&Ms. ~ AshBlaze
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I learned that the land is not really lost, when it's right there illustrated as a movie poster on the screen. ~ Shineska
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Being four warm-blooded mammals, you can expect that the dinosaurs will automatically go for the lone male in the ice-cream truck for their supper and leave you completely alone ... until the large ones smell the dino-urine one of you bathed in. ~ Silver
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The moment a giant crab is cooked from an errupting spray of boiling water, gigantic lemon wedges and melted butter will instantly appear. ~ Halfsh0t
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If Chaka meat is the secret ingredient in Iron Chef, I'm sure Bobby Flay would serve it up with roasted red peppers and a dash of cumin, and a braised polenta. It wouldn't be an easy thing to do, but if you slow roast the little guy, I'm sure that Chaka meat would just fall right off the bone. ~ AshBlaze
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The wrong manipulation of the crystals could turn time and space inside out. ~ AshBlaze
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If you see a Gold Sleestak lying in the corner, you should bash its brain in. ~ AshBlaze
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Covering yourself in Hadrosaur urine WILL NOT deter an attacking Allosaur or Tyrannosaur. And dousing yourself a second time will immediately make the effects of the first douse worse. ~ AshBlaze
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Chaka can dance. ~ EbonyDragoness
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Raptors like the taste of arms like in Jurassic Park ~ EbonyDragoness
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Prehistoric walnuts are huge. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Don't give murderous primates the power of fire. ~ AshBlaze
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Enik convicted of genocide gets a jail sentence & a nice tunic, but a human accused of helping him escape gets a death penalty. Sleestak law is very biased... ~ RoC77
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It is now true that the Tyrannosaurus's brain is the size of a walnut, and that walnut is the size of a full grown pig ~ CyborgCoralian
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