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#1

Voldemort will bring his beloved snake Nagini, which he knows is one of the very things that his arch-nemesis has been successfully destroying, to the final life-or-death battle. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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    #2

    These movies are about Neville Longbottom. You're lying to yourself if you think otherwise. ~ Ace
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    • Especially since all the name of the films are Harry Potter and... Why wouldn't they be about Longbottom? ~ Andershp
    • The first movie was on TV last night. I was reminded that Neville's 10 points were what tipped Gryffindor into winning the house cup. It all started from there . . . ~ SomeGuy

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    #3

    19 years later... Harry Potter grew up to look like Robin Williams. Ron Weasley grew a gut. Draco Malfoy looked like a child molester. Ginny Weasley's head grew larger and she became very frumpy-looking. And Hermione Granger looked virtually the same. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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    • I think Draco looks like a young Colonel Sanders. I guess they need fried chicken in the wizard world. ~ john2012

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    #4

    "It's in the place where everything is hidden" is a good hint. ~ Grayfire
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      #5

      It's better to just get rid of the most powerful wand in the world than to use it to rebuild Hogwarts first. ~ shnimal
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      • hehehe Wand ;) ~ Andershp
      • And to repair his old wand. Now Harry must buy another new wand.. ~ vivant

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      #6

      McGonagall has always wanted to use that spell. ~ Grayfire
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      • I loved that scene. I even had a great laugh when she said that line. ~ howler

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      #7

      If you mess with Molly Weasley's children, she won't just kill you. She'll make you explode. ~ Ace
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      • Not her children, her one and only daughter. ~ Molesworth
      • Like a mama bear defending her cubs. ~ john2012

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      #8

      You might be breathing in bits of Voldemort right now. Gross. ~ Ace
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      • NYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH gross. ~ SomeGuy

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      #9

      All Slytherins to the dungeons! It doesn't matter if you're a death eater or a 11 year old girl. ~ Sheeeeit
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        #10

        Harry talks in his sleep... in parseltongue too... grt.. ~ mehak
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          #11

          Someone should find the Malfoys and let them know how everything ended. ~ Gladys
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            #12

            Don't use up all the mostly-normal names of family members on your firstborn son; your awkwardly-named second-born son may take issue. ~ SomeGuy
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              #13

              If you break into a bank run by Goblins, escape on an abused dragon. ~ Grayfire
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                #14

                Just 'cause he's Dumbledore's brother doesn't mean they're alike. ~ Grayfire
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                  #15

                  Luna will be listened to. ~ Grayfire
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                    #16

                    You can learn parseltongue if you listen to Harry sleep talk. ~ Grayfire
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                      #17

                      You would think Harry would at least use the Elder wand to fix his broken one before implausibly snapping such a powerful thing in half... ~ Grayfire
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                        #18

                        Voldemort is a hugger. Who knew? ~ Ace
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                        • Yeah Voldemort is all about peace and love. ~ Andershp

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                        #19

                        Just because it's happening in your head doesn't mean it can't be real. ~ Ace
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                        • After all it's really happening in your own head. ~ howler

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                        #20

                        Don't F with Molly Weasley. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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                        #21

                        See, Harry? Snape wasn't such a bad guy after all. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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                          #22

                          Even baby Voldemort has no nose! ~ Gladys
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                            #23

                            The part of Voldemort sent to die will strangely resemble a large piece of barbeque chicken. ~ schweiky
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                              #24

                              Hermione can't walk in heels. ~ Grayfire
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                                #25

                                Alarms sound like yowling cats. ~ Grayfire
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                                  #26

                                  Filch is not informed. ~ Grayfire
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                                    #27

                                    Everyone can see what's pulling the carriages now... ~ tina270
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                                      #28

                                      Voldemort LOVES to scream. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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                                        #29

                                        Warner Bros couldn't convince Robert Pattinson to make a Cedric Diggory cameo. ~ Gladys
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                                          #30

                                          Harry has his mother's eyes... God we know it by heart at this point! Stop pointing it out! ~ mehak
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                                          • Yeah we got the point since...well, the first film. ~ Andershp

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                                          #31

                                          A 60 foot long dead basilisk perishes faster than normal snakes about 5 feet in length... ~ mehak
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                                            #32

                                            Fire spells don't have shut-off valves. ~ SomeGuy
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                                              #33

                                              Voldemort was all about pride. He could not even double check to see if Harry was really dead by spelling more avada kedavras to him. After all why ruin his reputation? ~ LordNinety
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                                                #34

                                                Someone coming back to life will scare off a few Death Eaters. ~ Grayfire
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                                                  #35

                                                  When all else fails, keep calm, and call Bellatrix a bitch. ~ Mighty Mat
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                                                    #36

                                                    Got a case of senioritis? Just ditch school and start hunting horcruxes. ~ pocketg99
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                                                      #37

                                                      Apparently Gregory Goyle is black now. Previously this was not the case. ~ Ace
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                                                      • Crabbe was the one missing - his actor is in trouble for marijuana possession. The black kid is Blaise Zabini. :P ~ annaftw

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                                                      #38

                                                      Vaguely spacey people tend to have a stronger grasp on reality than others, oddly enough. ~ Ace
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                                                        #39

                                                        Even the all powerful Dark Lord gets overwhelmed and faints at times. ~ Gladys
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                                                          #40

                                                          Voldemort will simply laugh when you give him a piece of your mind. ~ Gladys
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                                                            #41

                                                            Voldemort will try and hug Malfoy but when Harry tries to hug him, noooo!! ~ Gladys
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                                                              #42

                                                              I just wish at one point in the movie Harry had gotten a hold of Malfoy and slapped the crap out of him. ~ john2012
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                                                                #43

                                                                Professing your love to someone you went to school with means you will DEFINITELY get married when you get older. ~ shnimal
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                                                                  #44

                                                                  Even wizard kids want a Justin Bieber haircut (Harry's son). ~ shnimal
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                                                                    #45

                                                                    If Harry had Bellatrix's wand then how come when they got to the bank and they asked to see her wand for identification they didn't just show it to them? ~ tina270
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                                                                    • They knew it had been stolen. They mentioned it in the book, but not in the movie ~ luizf117
                                                                    • I was almost shouting that in the movie. ~ Grayfire

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                                                                    #46

                                                                    Roll Call: Whoever is not dead, raise your hand. Hhhmmmm that's not that many hands. ~ tina270
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                                                                      #47

                                                                      In nineteen years, we will all still look basically the same, but with different hair. ~ SomeGuy
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                                                                        #48

                                                                        There's nothing like being scared to death to make you wanna make out. ~ Grayfire
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                                                                          #49

                                                                          Neville's a true Gryffindor, just ask Nagini! ~ Carmiguez
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                                                                            #50

                                                                            The doors in the chamber of secrets need parseltongue to be opened and they wait till everyone gets out before shutting automatically again. ~ missshinobi
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                                                                              #51

                                                                              One way to attempt to destroy Voldemort is to.....give him a hug. ~ PointMan528491
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                                                                                #52

                                                                                When wearing a cute, hot dress Hermione can walk and even run in heels.. but when she's wearing a not-so-hot dress walking in boots is troublesome. ~ mehak
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                                                                                  #53

                                                                                  Magical fire empathizes with the most dangerous thing to have previously felt pain onscreen. ~ Ace
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                                                                                    #54

                                                                                    The Deatheaters really need startup benefits to convince people to join. ~ Gladys
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                                                                                      #55

                                                                                      Death Eaters feasting on dead students. Is this Harry Potter or Zombieland? ~ john2012
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                                                                                        #56

                                                                                        Harry should become the new headmaster after defeating the strongest wizard and at one point owning all three deathly hallows. And being the most famous and important wizard alive and all. Seeing as how they lost two of them in less than one week. Or at least be a teacher at Hogwarts. ~ tina270
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                                                                                        • He became Chief of Aurors ~ luizf117
                                                                                        • He never applied. I'm sure they would have appointed him even if he was still a dropout, though. The Boy Who Skipped School to Save the World and all. ~ Ace

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                                                                                        #57

                                                                                        In 19 years, Albus Severus Potter sports a Bieber cut. Because that will sooo still be popular! ~ Eibhlinn Savage
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                                                                                        • Nineteen years after the final battle is actually like, 2017. So it's only six years from now, not nineteen. :P ~ annaftw

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                                                                                        #58

                                                                                        A wand's allegiance can change. ~ Grayfire
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                                                                                          #59

                                                                                          How do they decide which dead people come back as ghosts? bBecause if it's just any one who dies at Hogwarts the castle is gonna be pretty full really soon. ~ tina270
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                                                                                          • Haven't you read the books ?! not anyone can turn into a ghost ~Lia ~ Lia
                                                                                          • Haven't you read the books ?! not anyone can turn into a ghost ~Lia ~ Lia

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                                                                                          #60

                                                                                          Professor McGonagall is F-ing awesome!!! ~ Mighty Mat
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                                                                                            #61

                                                                                            Dumbledore didn't have to fight the Balrog and die to earn his "Dumbledore the White" status. He just died. ~ Evilgidgit
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                                                                                              #62

                                                                                              If you are looking for something and you don't know what it is and where to find it, that thing could be a diadem. ~ missshinobi
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                                                                                                #63

                                                                                                When a non-magical being is bringing you and 100 of your magical friends to be locked away in the dungeon, you just follow him without causing any problems. ~ 1stoffendment
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                                                                                                  #64

                                                                                                  Han shot first. ~ pocketg99
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                                                                                                    #65

                                                                                                    Scenes in which people come back from the dead are always stupid. ~ pocketg99
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                                                                                                      #66

                                                                                                      When people are dead, they're not! ~ Lia
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                                                                                                        #67

                                                                                                        Nerd 1 to Nerd 2 as they are leaving the theater: "Now what are we going to do with our lives?" ~ john2012
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                                                                                                          #68

                                                                                                          Hermione to Ron in the Chamber of Secrets: "Ron is that a basilisk fang in your pocket or are you just really happy to be kissing me?" ~ john2012
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                                                                                                          #69

                                                                                                          Harry's dad really was a jerk. ~ tina270
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                                                                                                          • Ugh, everyone thinks this because of the way the movie portrayed it! I don't know if your kidding or not, haha but I'd be disappointed if you actually thought that... Snape was no saint, he called Lily a Mudblood and wanted to become a Death Eater... and James was the jerk? Again, I hope its all in good fun :) ~ Carmiguez

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                                                                                                          #70

                                                                                                          Goblins think Harry is unusual. ~ Grayfire
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                                                                                                            #71

                                                                                                            At least once in this movie couldn't Hermione be in a hot school girl outfit. ~ john2012
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                                                                                                            #72

                                                                                                            In Gringot's bank when Harry put a spell on the clerk he should have waved his hand and said "You don't need to see his indentification, these aren't the droids you are looking for." ~ john2012
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                                                                                                              #73

                                                                                                              If only in the final scene Voldemore would have cut off Harry's hand and then said "I am your Father!!" I mean J.K. Rowling copied a lot of other stuff from Star Wars. ~ john2012
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                                                                                                              • She just followed the standard heroic archtype. Star Wars followed the same basic format. You can see it in LOTR also. ~ howler

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