#1

Megatron wants Abe Lincoln's seat. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#2

After two movies, Ratchet still can't repair Bumblebee's voice. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Ah screw it, you're fine Bumblebee. ~ UsernameTed
Yet he was talking at the end of the first one and they never ever follow up. Completely pointless. ~ agentdc7
make that three movies... ~ skylinezan

#3

The black Autobot still dies first. ~ SomeGuy
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Ah... so true.... ~ agentdc7

#4

A trained government official is actually surprised when people calling themselves DECEPTICONS betray them. ~ NateSean
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YEAH, can't wait to pay for the next head on collision that Michale Bay Directs, without explanation what so ever, yay, I didn't really wanna know anyway, yeah michael bay... ~ jermanyx

#5

Megatron is nobody's bitch. ~ AJwest
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#6

Optimus Prime always manages to be unfashionably late to every battle where human life is on the line. ~ NateSean
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#7

Even with one arm, Optimus Prime will still kick your ass. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#8

The hero and heroine can go through the same trials and tribulations, but only the heroine will emerge looking fabulous while the hero is covered in cuts, scars, and dust. ~ Adam
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#9

Never think to ask the dozens of high level government officials you met upon saving the world twice before for a job. ~ Adam
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#10

Autobot: "In the year since we arrived on Earth..." to English: "Remember Revenge of the Fallen? Try not to." ~ NateSean
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#11

New to Webster's dictionary in 2011: "Bayhem - the art of firing explosives for the purposes of replacing cinematography, script, and/or plot. Used as a visual distraction. References see: 'Unnecessary fillers', 'Poor direction.'" ~ JumpinJack
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Nice one! ~ UsernameTed
Oh, and I would also add editting as if you had ADHD. ~ agentdc7
So true. ~ agentdc7

#12

Megatron is back... and now he rocks a cloak. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#13

Save the world twice and you still end up working a thankless job handing out copies. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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The irony is that's all Shia Lebouf *should* be doing in Hollywood. ~ NateSean

#14

Sam's backup car looks just like Bumblebee...if Bumblebee were a piece of S***. ~ NateSean
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#15

Being the Einstein of the Transformers only means that your invention will likely lead to the death of millions. ~ NateSean
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#16

Never bring a red cup into the yellow room. ~ Adam
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#17

It's a shame when the inventor robot who actually looks like Einstein isn't the one to get that nickname. ~ Adam
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Agreed. ~ NateSean

#18

The outside of a skyscraper is the best place to hide the key component of your evil teleporter device. Oh, and while you're at it, why don't you make that component glow red so that it won't stand out to your enemies. ~ martidem
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#19

If you help the military save the world twice, you will be disavowed but also asked to hide two small robots from the public. ~ martidem
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#20

Having Leonard Nemoy quote a famous line from a much better movie isn't the best way to thank me for my eight bucks. ~ NateSean
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#21

Transforming with people inside your vehicle mode isn't as bloody as Clerks the animated Series lead us to believe. ~ NateSean
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#22

Autobots can have Irish accents... ~ gerard29
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and robotic beer bellies. ~ agentdc7

#23

Even in the midst of explosions and vehicles flying about mere feet behind you, just continue standing there, with a dumbfounded, confused, deer-in-headlights look on your face. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#24

If you need to get to the other side of the river, don't ask the Navy Seals already in the river for help. ~ martidem
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#25

While the Autobots learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web, their former leader - who's been on the cusp of death for decades - will automatically be able to communicate in English upon being revived. ~ JumpinJack
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OOoooooooh BURN! ~ bourbonphantom
hahaha... they don't even talk Cybertronian too! ~ skylinezan

#26

Can any of the robots transform into Megan Fox? ~ john2012
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#27

Because threatening to send the Autobots packing the first time around worked out so well. ~ NateSean
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#28

Let's forget about the hundreds of other Decepticons outside Chicago. ~ Adam
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#29

English models model clothing. Actresses act! ~ rogerflaps
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#30

Knowing that he was going to betray OP and the 'Bots, Sentinel Prime decides not to take the Matrix of Leadership - the greatest source of power left in existence - when it's offered? Uh, with instincts like that, it's no wonder his leadership wasn't that successful. ~ JumpinJack
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#31

Even giant robots with beer guts will wreck the hell out of your day. ~ SomeGuy
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#32

Who would Optimus Prime be without Megatron? By the time you finish reading this, Megatron will already be dead. ~ agentdc7
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#33

Why is Optimus really obsessed with decapitating other robots. ~ daveyboy189
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And he also seems to get more sadistic each film. ~ agentdc7

#34

All those manned missions to the moon? They were really missions to probe a Cybertronian spacecraft. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#35

Michael Bay only said the Twins wouldn't be back. He never said anything about Wheelie, though... ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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and at least his character has a purpose - destroy the alien ship & save millions of kids from the trauma of watching Bumblebee die. ~ skylinezan
At least he didn't hump anything this time around . . . or something . . .? ~ SomeGuy

#36

Autobots will wait until the Decepticons have tossed a man out of a moving vehicle and caused a ton of property damage to transform and fight back. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#37

All of the decent upstanding citizens in the Transformers universe are democrats. ~ NateSean
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#38

It's possible that the mother was the least annoying character for once. ~ NateSean
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#39

No matter how many copies of your book has been sold, Bill O'Reilly will still think you're a pinhead. ~ Adam
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It's actually a great selling angle. ~ NateSean

#40

Always know the political leanings of the company you wish to land a job in before mentioning your medal from Obama. ~ Adam
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#41

Good guys never spare their enemies. ~ Adam
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#42

The dragonfly-like Decepticon is more difficult to kill than Megatron. ~ Adam
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#43

When everything you need for your evil master plan is on the far side of the moon, it would be foolish to execute your plan from the moon. Instead, teleport all your stuff to a major US city. ~ martidem
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#44

Don't ignore the episode of Star Trek when Spock goes crazy just because you've seen it before. It may be relevant later. ~ SomeGuy
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How convenient. ~ agentdc7

#45

Michael Bay traded a girl with an odd-looking set of thumbs for a girl with an odd-looking set of lips. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#46

Sam has ADHD. ~ Carmiguez
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I think nearly everyone in a Bay movie including himself does. ~ agentdc7

#47

At 128-bit, the encryption on the entire City of Chicago Bridge system is less than the security on Ebay. Quite possibly less than 100thingsilearned.com as well. Good Job, Windy City! ~ JumpinJack
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#48

Even if you're the most-ass-kickingest-Autobot of all time, if you're not careful flying around you'll still get tangled up in crane wires. ~ JumpinJack
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Which surprises me that Prime didn't have a saw or something anywhere. Yet later he pulls out two axes and a gun out of his back. ~ agentdc7

#49

I don't think Rolex made that watch. ~ JumpinJack
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#50

Predictably, the Ferrari speaks with an Italian accent, but the Mercedes is British? And don't get me started on the Irish NASCARs... The Autobot UN must be all messed up. ~ JumpinJack
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#51

Back on Cybertron, before the war, Sideswipe was the Rollerskating Disco King. ~ JumpinJack
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#52

Maybe it was just my theatre, but "Mirage" and "Wheeljack" came out sounding an awful lot like "Dino" and "Q"... ~ JumpinJack
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Don't worry about missing it - I just followed the development of this movie WAY too closely... disappointing last minute name changes, and frankly, Q wasn't half as cool as Wheeljack is supposed to be. ~ JumpinJack
I don't even know anymore. I had no idea that was supposed to be Wheeljack, and if he was I feel bad that I missed that. Phahhhhh . . . ~ SomeGuy

#53

Of course, simply being the "messenger" in a galactic war between two advanced robot-alien factions isn't too shabby a position. It's way better than "innocent bystander that Megatron flicked into a taxi". ~ JumpinJack
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innocent bystander as in Michael Bay in the first movie? ~ skylinezan

#54

No matter how many medals you have, no matter how many times you save the world, that whole "FBI was searching for you" thing is gonna really throw a monkeywrench in the ol' getting hired thing. ~ JumpinJack
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#55

Decepticon-powered Chevy Suburbans actually CAN overtake a Camaro, Corvette and Ferrari... ~ JumpinJack
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... And a fire truck, too. All while somehow avoiding highway traffic that all the other soccer mom's get stuck in. ~ RedZorua
Frankly I would have done the same thing with Bumblebee. ~ NateSean

#56

Prime's trailer doesn't disappear when he transforms; it just turns into his armoury. ~ SomeGuy
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#57

Laserbeak is and always shall be the most successful Decepticon in history. ~ SomeGuy
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yeah. he's like a... hold on... lemme count... (bird, photocopier, pink bumblebee, picture frame/tv) quadruple changer or something. but then again, Six Shot has 6 modes! ~ skylinezan

#58

After all that battling, Bumblebee is still perfectly clean in alternate form. He must have had time to stop by the carwash. ~ agentdc7
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#59

President Kennedy's face looks like CGI. ~ agentdc7
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#60

A shot of a hot girl's ass is the best way to start any movie. ~ Mighty Mat
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#61

Being around while giant robots save the world gives you a disgustingly overwhelming sense of entitlement and the right to talk down to just about everyone you come across. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Actually most suburban kids are like this even without the robots saving the world. ~ bourbonphantom

#62

Million dollar blockbusters with so much going on onscreen can actually be more boring than David Lynch's movie. ~ Wujek Spenser
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#63

The Russian chick looks ready to pull the trigger, yet Simmons thinks it's wise to tell her she's beautiful- repeatedly- IN A LANGUAGE SHE DOESN'T APPEAR TO SPEAK! ~ RedZorua
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#64

If you save Optimus Prime's life, he will reward you by chopping off your head cause that's the heroic thing to do. ~ agentdc7
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#65

Autobots are gracious enough to make power gloves for humans. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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At least it was a little more functional than the power glove by Nintendo. ~ howler

#66

Go for the optics. ~ SomeGuy
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#67

Autobot: Wreckers to English: "Remember the Twins? We're sorry about that." ~ NateSean
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#68

She loves this car! ~ Katsuhono
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#69

Harrison Ford said that Shia is a total idiot. ~ john2012
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#70

Any learning you posted to The Island will apply to parts of this movie. ~ NateSean
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#71

Germans and Asians make excellent personal assistants. ~ Adam
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#72

Betraying yourself is worse than betraying all your friends. ~ Adam
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#73

Sam has a brilliant life - he's got a job, lives in a nice apartment, has a girlfriend, has a car, loving parents, robot buddies; but he'd prefer to throw that all away to scream, run around and be a potential target for Decepticons. ~ Evilgidgit
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#74

After Optimus shoots a Decepticon fighter out of the air - despite the fact its trained pilot couldn't use it anymore - an Autobot will be able to just climb in and go. ~ JumpinJack
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#75

I know there were guns in the room, but retired Russian Cosmonauts in hiding are pretty quick to give up super secret information. ~ JumpinJack
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This scene was so out of place I nearly forgot this happened in the movie. ~ agentdc7

#76

Dr. McDreamy's a real asshole. ~ JumpinJack
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#77

Reminder from PETA: Rabbits' feet are cruel good luck charms. Even for stuffed bunnies. Damn - she just tore that poor foot off! ~ JumpinJack
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#78

Despite the fact I thought he'd reached his plateau, apparently spray tan CAN make John Malkovich creepier. ~ JumpinJack
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#79

I'd have to agree with Mom, you annoying prick - you got two world class hotties - don't count on getting a third. At least, not without another movie franchise and a sympathetic casting director. ~ JumpinJack
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#80

Always be suspicious when your girlfriend's boss gives her a $200,000 car. I mean, despite the obvious reasons, the whole "Decepticon Bad Guy in alt mode" thing is also pretty compelling. ~ JumpinJack
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#81

Even if your boss categorically detests red, he won't mind when your Victoria's Secret model of a girlfriend comes and drops off some Red Twizzlers. ~ JumpinJack
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#82

Staring out the window will not bring dead co-workers back to life. Word to the wise. ~ JumpinJack
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#83

You know, for your next-to-last statement before death, "Class Dismissed" after kickin' your enemy's ass has gotta rank up there as pretty awesome. ~ JumpinJack
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#84

The Decepticons decided to move the focal point of their attack to Chicago 'cause they couldn't get filming permission from D.C. New York and Philadelphia just didn't make sense. ~ JumpinJack
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#85

Despite your geeky looks, bad hair day, and busting a crystal lamp in the Oval Office foyer, all you need to pick up the rich, British Embassy hottie is a medal from Obama and a finger-point-gun maneuver. ~ JumpinJack
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#86

The Wreckers got their name due to the fact that, despite their alt-modes being littered with guns and cannons, they prefer to rip their enemies to pieces with their bare hands. ~ JumpinJack
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Imagine if they were humans and we would be watching Cannibal Holocaust. ~ agentdc7

#87

So - Sentinel Prime's Autobots were getting their butts kicked so bad that he had to resort to dealing with Megatron, yet he picks a fight with Megs over the difference between "working FOR him" and "working WITH him"? That's ballsy, dude... ~ JumpinJack
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#88

Frenzy - beheaded (twice). Ravage - spine ripped out his butt (ouch). Laserbeak - head shot off with a cannon. I don't think being one of Soundwave's minions is all that great a profession. ~ JumpinJack
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#89

NEST soldiers can wing-suit through urban landscapes like decade-experienced pros. ~ JumpinJack
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And glide as fast as a jet. ~ agentdc7

#90

Green Adidas jumpsuits are not suitable attire for empty-nesters. They're not suitable attire for the general population, either. ~ JumpinJack
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#91

Referring to the kid that a) killed Megatron with the Allspark, and b) resurrected the only Autobot capable of defeating the Fallen as simply a "messenger" means that a certain NSA Director didn't thoroughly read her briefings... ~ JumpinJack
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"oh really? get me the green file!" ~ skylinezan

#92

Glorified accountants with huge vintage car collections will do anything for a chance to rule the world. ~ JumpinJack
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#93

After finding out that Dylan has been in league with the Decepticons for quite a few years, I think its worth re-examining all those race trophies and wins. Cheater, maybe? ~ JumpinJack
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#94

Most corporate suicides are in fact well-disguised assassinations. ~ SomeGuy
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#95

Pack more than one rocket whenever you can. ~ SomeGuy
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#96

After watching him cut the entire Decepticon army to ribbons, it is no shock that Optimus Prime's initials are "O.P." ~ SomeGuy
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#97

Megan Fox... sorry, Mikaela... is apparently a bitch. ~ SomeGuy
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#98

In a world where Leonard Nimoy leads to your exile, the most fitting way to say goodbye to your best friend is by quoting Spock's speech from the end of Star Trek 2. ~ SomeGuy
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#99

Scientists need to stay off the battlefield. Yes, even giant robot scientists. ~ SomeGuy
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#100

When the camera is showing a refrigerator, they don't want you to look at the 3 photos, they want you to see that's it's a SMEG refrigerator, so go buy one. ~ agentdc7
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#101

Sentinel Prime had time to choose an alternate form while he was crashing on the moon. ~ agentdc7
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#102

Soundwave is awfully large for a Mercedes SLS. ~ agentdc7
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#103

Whenever you are about to die, something will always conveniently distract the enemy whether it's falling rubble or someone joining the fight. ~ agentdc7
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Only if you're the protatgonist... If you're wearing the "red shirt", you're screwed... ~ JumpinJack

#104

Why do decepticons always get the good shit? ~ xpider
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And yet get killed off by a much smaller group of Autobots and humans. ~ agentdc7

#105

No scratches after jumping through glass windows and sliding on it. Maybe they all have iron-made skin? ~ vivant
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#106

Watching a beloved '80s icon executing Decepticons and slowly becoming a broken bot makes a good summer movie for kids. ~ Evilgidgit
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#107

Megatron wants footage of elephants from National Geographic to bow down to him. ~ agentdc7
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#108

The movie always ends with Linkin Park for some reason. ~ agentdc7
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#109

Robot weapons go PEW!! PEW!! PEW!! ~ agentdc7
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#110

If someone is holding a metal pole and is obviously going to swing it at you, don't bother to move or fight back. ~ agentdc7
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#111

If you are using 5 important pillars to transport a planet, set them in plain sight around a tall building and don't bother building a wall around them or some sort of reinforcement. ~ agentdc7
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#112

Shockwave and the giant wormthing would rather go after a bunch of worthless humans than the more threatening band of Autobots. ~ agentdc7
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#113

As seen in all 3 films, a proper first time greeting is get into their face and act really awkward as if they owe you something. ~ agentdc7
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#114

If Optimus Prime begs for his life, Sentinel will still kill him. If Sentinel Prime begs for his life, Optimus will still kill him. ~ agentdc7
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#115

Wait, Ironhide Dies... That's as bad as having Optimus Die in Revenge of the Fallen. Whats worse is that nobody cared that he died!!!! ~ daveyboy189
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Sam/Shia didn't seem to really care when he thought the Autobots blew up in the shuttle either. ~ agentdc7

#116

Why is Barricade in this movie and not in ROTF!!!! ~ daveyboy189
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Because Awesome Decepticons are in awesome movies! (Pardon me for using the term "awesome" so loosely) ~ UsernameTed

#117

Megatron had absolutely no problem being The Fallen's bitch, but when it comes to Sentinel Prime, he draws the line. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Indeed. Megatron has a habit of hooking up with Primes who have turned evil. What for? It takes 3 movies for Megatron to be damaged enough that Optimus can beat him in a fair fight, whereas Optimus annihilates the Fallen and Sentinel in a matter of seconds. ~ bourbonphantom