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Gravity's a bitch. ~ Grayfire
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You've gotta fly all the way to the Lanterns' home planet and ask permission to save your own world. ~ Grayfire
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Making a race car track is a sure fired way to stop a plane from crashing. ~ ryan corderman
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Sucking out 3 lives with fear is enough to escape your prison. ~ Grayfire
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The ring will give you information about all the species in the galaxy, but will neglect to tell you the name of the Lanterns' home planet. ~ Grayfire
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If a guy looks like the devil and his name sounds like the word "sinister", you should probably give him the power to make anything he can imagine. ~ Gregsaw
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When the ring turns your skin into a costume, it apparently hides your junk very well. or makes it really small. ~ Kirutian
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Let's get these pants off and fly some planes! ~ Grayfire
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You can't just stop the helicopter with the ring. You have to turn it into a car and make a track for it and make it spiral all the way down. ~ Grayfire
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Fear horribly deforms you. ~ Grayfire
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Even an intergalactic oath requires rhymes. ~ Wujek Spenser
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There's a world of fly people. ~ Grayfire
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Ring. (Flips you off) Finger. ~ Grayfire
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Jets piloted by computers are unbeatable unless they go up against a pilot who doesn't play by the rules. ~ The Superior
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If you become a superhero and your job is to protect an enormous piece of the whole Universe, don't try too hard because the greatest villains of superheroes always appear in the same city they live in. ~ Wujek Spenser
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If you have a particularly menacing threat facing the universe, the wise-cracking human will surely know more than the immortals who have lived forever about how to defeat it. ~ likeucare
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The embodiment of fear looks like a giant flowing pile of feces. With corn. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Quit the Green Lantern Corps because one member hurt your widdle feewings so bad. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Newspaper is an acceptable wrapping paper. ~ Grayfire
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If someone gives you a ring, they proposed. ~ Grayfire
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When you deal with alien life forms you cannot avoid being probed. ~ Grayfire
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Why would anyone want to have fear as a power? ~ Grayfire
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"To infinity and beyond" is not part of the Green Lantern oath. ~ ryan corderman
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If a hot girl totally isn't interested in you (because you're ugly), the best you can do is to make her ugly. ~ Wujek Spenser
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Fighter jets created by Green Lanterns can propel themselves even in the vacuum of space! ~ oleza
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Parallax can mow down multiple Green Lanterns and destroy planets, but apparently can be harmed by an earth missile. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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You can punk out and quit the Green Lantern Corps, but you're allowed to keep the ring. Consider it an intergalactic souvenir. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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The most worthy successor to join the Green Lantern Corps is a hotshot, smarmy quitter. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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In 1993, Ryan Reynolds is a kid. In 1998 he is an adult starring in Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place and in 1990 he is in a show called Fifteen. He is aging backwards! ~ broham
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The ring can do anything imaginable, but thinks that nobody can tell who you are when they can't see your cheekbones. ~ Max
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The first part of Green Lantern training is recreating a screensaver. ~ agentdc7
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If you have an enemy you're not sure how to face don't talk it out with your fellow Green Lanterns. Discuss it with your Earth buddies because surely they'll lead you down the right path. ~ ryan corderman
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She hasn't slept in since she was eleven... ~ Grayfire
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Green Lantern combat training is called Ring Slingin' 101. ~ Grayfire
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Make sure you pay attention during basic training because your Warthog-like Drill Sergeant may inadvertently tell you how to defeat the giant yellow fear cloud later. ~ The Superior
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Covering your cheekbones doesn't mask your identity from your childhood friend. ~ The Superior
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The ring didn't choose Hector Hammond. ~ The Superior
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When the green lanterns send you back to your world you will surely have a spare set of keys and a change of clothes before you come home. ~ Raajnie
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If Green Lantern's ring ever chooses you, I hope to God you're not epileptic. ~ Wujek Spenser
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It's okay to skip school if you want to watch your dad fly. ~ agentdc7
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Hector Hammond looks older than his father. ~ agentdc7
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If your movie has a really big budget, spend it on a CG suit rather than an actual suit. ~ agentdc7
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If you're an extra and the camera focuses on you before you're about to die, you'll probably be saved by the main character. ~ agentdc7
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A friend, whom you've known since childhood, will not notice you put on a glowing green ring when you go out for a drink. ~ agentdc7
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When Parallax comes to Earth, he'll appear outside the building in an instant. ~ agentdc7
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Sinestro thinks Hal is a poor choice replacement because he's not Abin Sur from the get go. ~ agentdc7
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The gravity of the sun is enough to kill the all powerful Parallax. None of the other Green Lanterns or wise elders knew this. Considering Parallax is strong enough to devour and destroy planets and suck up Green lanterns instantly, I didn't know this either. ~ agentdc7
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The ring alerts you to danger. Only danger involving the Parallax. Either that or earth is a very safe place to live. ~ agentdc7
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When you're assigned to investigate a top secret recovered alien, don't bother with any decontamination or making sure top secret information doesn't get leaked out. ~ agentdc7
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You have to be specifically "without fear" in order to be a Green Lantern. So the logical thing to do is to take a gamble on a man with a history of quitting things... and... well, a bit of a coward. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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There is water in the tap. ~ ryan corderman
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It's important to pledge allegiance to a lantern, that was given to you by a dying purple alien. ~ ryan corderman
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Will power is an emerald energy. ~ Grayfire
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Fear is a yellow energy. ~ Grayfire
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He's not fired, he's grounded. ~ Grayfire
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If you tap the lantern the right way you will instantly know the right words to say. ~ Grayfire
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His face is just getting warmed up. ~ Grayfire
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The look on the black woman's face when the police car honked at her was priceless. ~ Grayfire
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"In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, Beware my power... Green Lantern's light!" ~ ryan corderman
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Green Lanterns make the coolest weapons. ~ ryan corderman
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No matter how bad things get, something good is out there, just over the horizon...
~ ryan corderman
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The ring turns thought into reality. The only limits are what you can imagine. ~ ryan corderman
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Don't superheros always get the girl? ~ Grayfire
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Who or what is the green lantern. ~ john2012
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Sinestro is a pink, French-looking alien with a mustache. ~ gerard29
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