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Your rolling video camera will never be hit or destroyed by the flying debris of the massive train wreck. ~ SoraKari
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A super strong alien can only escape a train when it derails. ~ Sassy
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In every Steven Spielberg (produced or directed) movie there are kids on bicycles chasing aliens or being chased by aliens. ~ shoogafree
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There's like 14 different grays. ~ Grayfire
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Go ahead, free the hostile alien. As violently and destructively as possible. It only wants to get home. And kill a few innocent people along the way. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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If you're a Fanning girl starring in a Steven Spielberg production/movie, then you will undoubtedly be abducted by the alien. ~ SoraKari
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Accepting your mother's death and letting go means that you give your beloved locket to the alien spaceship. ~ SoraKari
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A giant alien can only go home after he's been given a pep-talk by a 13 year old boy, and only after he's been given a silver locket of sentimental value. ~ ShinyBrick
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It's easy to drive out of a totally secured military base undetected if you are a teenager driving a noisy 70's car full of boys. ~ Hornets0627
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A bear attack caused a totally demolished store. ~ Grayfire
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If a girl won't wake up, just slap her. ~ Grayfire
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Poor tactic to hint to a girl you like her #67 - Offer to cast her in your movie as a clingy and overprotective wife who then turns into a flesh-eating, undead corpse. ~ Corbeau Noir
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This movie is Jaws meets E.T. meets Cloverfield, plus a dash of the Goonies and Close Encounters of the Third Kind. ~ SoraKari
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Can we get another order of fries 'cause my friend is fat? ~ Grayfire
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Braces give a little something extra to a zombie. ~ Grayfire
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Aliens are your friend when they show you their eyes. ~ Sharkus
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A pickup truck is able to derail a freight train by colliding with it head-on, causing tons of property damage and nearly killing a group of innocent children. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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The remains of a derailed and destroyed freight train can violently rain down without hitting any person who was in the area. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Some aliens don't want knowledge of your planet. Some just want our car generators and engines. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Fat kids are foul-mouthed and arrogant. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Although it is mean-spirited to loudly speak of rumors of the death of your friend's dead mother, nobody will pay any mind. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Never assume that anyone is dead. ~ SoraKari
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Charles is all about production value. ~ SoraKari
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If it's on the news, then it's real. ~ SoraKari
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Investigate all of your Rubik's Cubes. ~ MeThePerson
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Aliens use white Rubik's cubes to build their ships. ~ Grayfire
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Your car won't even be scratched after a train blows up beside it. ~ Grayfire
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If it's on the news, it's real. ~ Grayfire
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He can't develop your film overnight, but he can sell you pot. ~ Grayfire
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You'll be angrier about lost gas than your wrecked store. ~ Grayfire
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You know what this feels like to me? A Russian invasion. ~ Grayfire
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Blowing shit up solves everything. ~ Grayfire
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Go back to the bus to get your firecrackers. Who cares if the monster could still be inside? ~ Grayfire
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Follow the guy who you just woke up from an alien-induced sleep. ~ Grayfire
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The rest of Ohio would never notice a wildfire large enough to evacuate an entire town. Good thing there were no such things as telephones or TV stations back in the '70s. ~ Sinner Matic
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When your kitchen appliances go missing and your dogs run away to the next town over, you know something's about to go down. ~ Corbeau Noir
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Apparently it DOES matter what shade of grey you use. ~ Corbeau Noir
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Be the outliar and not have the fat kid die first. ~ HermanoBluth
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The fat kid will always tell you to shut up when the conversation isn't about the movie he is making. ~ njackson84
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Gas station clerks can get a Walkman a year before it is actually released. ~ PointMan528491
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Your car won't have a scratch on it after a train crashes right beside it. ~ smartin
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It's better to talk to the alien instead of shooting it in the face with an assault rifle. ~ Sharkus
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When you save a friend from a monster alien in it's cave, don't leave right away. Stay in the cave hugging and talking for a while. ~ Sharkus
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I thought I was watching Jeepers Creepers 2 meets the Goonies. ~ Sharkus
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In 1979, a kid working at a gas station in a podunk town could afford a Walkman at $120. Adjusted for inflation, that's around $360 today. ~ bourbonphantom
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Aliens can transfer their thoughts unto you with a touch. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Aliens have an effect on dogs to the point where they'll run COMPLETELY out of town. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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It is not in bad taste to use a train wreck as an epic background for your student zombie film. ~ SoraKari
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It was an accident. ~ SoraKari
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A train will derail and go flying after contact with a pickup truck. Also the driver is only slightly injured. Even after a cataclysmic cluster f*ck. ~ maian7
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You're not supposed to talk at all in the silent section! ~ Grayfire
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He can't believe he talked to Alice Dainard. ~ Grayfire
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Cary just can't stop lighting things on fire. ~ Grayfire
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God, he was just directing! ~ Grayfire
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Do you know what 'reassure her' means? ~ Grayfire
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The extra is really noticeable. ~ Grayfire
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Somehow a camera will survive a train exploding on it. ~ Grayfire
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It's ok to steal money from your mom to fix your camera. ~ Grayfire
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Dogs know more than people do. ~ Grayfire
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You won't be afraid if something starts tossing around appliances. ~ Grayfire
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It's the Soviets. ~ Grayfire
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The doctor says the fat kid will lean out. ~ Grayfire
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He loosened it for him. ~ Grayfire
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Only idiots break into the school. ~ Grayfire
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Take the kid's necklace just to be a douche. ~ Grayfire
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A school bus can be made into a criminal transport vehicle pretty easily. ~ Grayfire
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Drugs are so bad. ~ Grayfire
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You get thirsty in a war zone. ~ Grayfire
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Watch out for the flying lamp. ~ Grayfire
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Hanging people upside down in a sink hole is the only way to save them from the Evil Air Force. ~ Sinner Matic
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It's funny until J.J Abrams decides to derail a train. Then it's hilarious. ~ Corbeau Noir
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Martin's leg hurts before Charles even touches it. ~ PointMan528491
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Automatically assume that the mysterious white cube is a Rubik's cube. ~ PointMan528491
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What are the odds of the parents of seven teenagers not finding out that their kid just witnessed a train derailing. ~ smartin
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If aliens can transfer their thoughts unto you by touch, you would think they could call for someone on their planet to come get them. ~ smartin
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Alice screams like a mouse. ~ bourbonphantom
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Joe somehow does not shit his pants when he's grabbed up by the giant monster. Same goes for Alice. ~ bourbonphantom
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The moral of this story is parents are totally useless and have no effect on the plot of your life. ~ bourbonphantom
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The entire Air Force shows up to the train crash on foot. Meanwhile the kids leave the crash in a Cutlass. ~ bourbonphantom
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Since the Air Force had enough 18 wheelers and trailers on hand to immediately recover all the cubes from the train wreck, why didn't they just transport them with the 18 wheelers in the first place? In a secure convoy? Instead of sending all their dangerous goods UNMONITORED down the railway? ~ bourbonphantom
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In the 70s/80s, if your neigbor's kid made firecrackers and bombs, it was a tolerated annoyance. Today, the child is automatically a felony career criminal and a terrorist and sent to a juvenile detention center. ~ bourbonphantom
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Those braces only make Cary's teeth LARGER. ~ bourbonphantom
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When miles of power line cable goes completely missing, the effect it has on the city is intermittent power outages. ~ bourbonphantom
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The alien can fling a dumpster, crush a cop car, and steal engine blocks, but it has difficulty breaking thru the exterior of a bus. ~ bourbonphantom
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Apparently, given an infinite supply of microwaves, ovens, and engine blocks, you can build an intergalactic spaceship. ~ bourbonphantom
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Alice will only make out with you while she is in zombie mode. ~ bourbonphantom
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Giant aliens don't make stepping sounds unless it's sneaking up on a electric repair truck. ~ Sharkus
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Be sure to steal a high ranked Air Force uniform that fits perfect. ~ Sharkus
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Keep an extra bat with you in case an adult confiscates your primary bat. ~ bourbonphantom
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Children are invulnerable to explosions. ~ bourbonphantom
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The alien can telekinetically assemble his ship made from thousands of parts, but still has to pick up humans, dumpsters, and engine blocks the old-fashioned way. ~ bourbonphantom
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Alcoholism lowers your credibility as a witness. ~ bourbonphantom
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When you need to set a fire, rather than use the gas cans on the side of your jeep, go dig up a flamethrower from your armory that hasn't been used since World War II. ~ bourbonphantom
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Setting grass fires is alot like construction. Usually there's a bunch of guys standing around while one guy does all the work. ~ bourbonphantom
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For some reason the kids need a car to get them to the train station at night, but the next day they're able to get to the same area with only bicycles. ~ bourbonphantom
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Joe's mom does NOT look like she worked in a steel mill. ~ bourbonphantom
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It is a criminal offense to show up late to a funeral with improper attire. ~ bourbonphantom
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Having a slutty older sister can always come in handy when you need a favor. ~ bourbonphantom
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Vehicles and weapons are only affected by the alien's mind control if they belong to the military. ~ bourbonphantom
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Cars can survive huge train crashes without a single dent. ~ Filmguy
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