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Leave Logan alone while he's chillin' in the bar. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Kevin Bacon started the Cuban Missile Crisis. ~ MeThePerson
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Always take the angry magnet-controlling mutant whose mother you just killed into the room filled with knives. ~ Adam
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Don't ever tell Erik Lehnsherr that you're a pig farmer or tailor. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Professor Xavier's home is one place the CIA will never find him! ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Charles Xavier loses the use of his legs only to regain function of them so he can walk toward the escaped mutants on Three Mile Island at the end of X-Men Origins. ~ justin555666
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Yup, the black guy still dies first. ~ Carmiguez
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Don't shoot at someone who can create magnetic fields and manipulate metal. You might just help cause a bystander's paralysis. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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It is now easier to play six degrees of Kevin Bacon if you can connect your actor with anyone who was in the X-Men franchise. ~ RoC77
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Oh, brass is apparently stronger than diamond. Take that science! ~ RoC77
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When dozens of missiles are being hurled at you, and you have the power to teleport, just stay and see what happens. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Charles Xavier forgot he already knew Magneto. In the first X-men movie he says, "When I was 17 I met a young man named Erik." I guess telepathy causes memory loss. ~ justin555666
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If your mutation is the ability to adapt to survive, that doesn't necessarily mean you will. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Before every good fanfiction is an audience that boos every time Charles and Eric miss their chance to kiss. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Barbed wire turns on you when you need it the most. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Money has a funny way of coming back to bite you in the face. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Use your psychic powers to "freeze" someone at the drinking fountain, not when you want your friend to stop choking the villain who has valuable information. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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If you can't stop your friend from killing someone, don't bother to release the guy of your power so he can at least defend himself. Nope, just hold him there so the Nazi coin goes right through his head. ~ justin555666
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The well-spoken, good-looking guy who can read minds and is confident enough to pick up attractive girls at the local pub has no friends whatsoever. ~ Adam
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Despite growing up with an academic "brother" who lives in a mansion, the only education Mystique receives is a waitressing degree. ~ Adam
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Don't bother Wolverine. ~ Adam
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Go Fuck Yourself. ~ jacobdfl
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Apparently Riptide's special ability is having no lines in the movie. ~ ZenMaster
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You can gun down a boy's mother in cold blood right before his eyes, and expect him to be totally cool with it. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Azazel's hair is EPIC. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Charles Xavier used to have a little bit of game back in the 60s. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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You may not be sure whether there is another telepath on another ship, but you'll be sure it's a woman. ~ Gazza Gary
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Rose Byrne always wears sexy underwear under her clothes, in case she has to sneak in a club as a hooker. ~ RoC77
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Magneto didn't help come up with Cerebro's design after all. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Emma Frost apparently gets younger in time as seen in X-Men Origins. ~ RoC77
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If you think someone is going to do evil, always encourage your sister to join forces with him. ~ Adam
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If a mutant kills your mother right in front of you, don't immediately kill the the man that did it. Just take your anger out on every metallic object in the room! ~ rogerflaps
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Apparently Sebastian Shaw's helmet is made of adamantium, since it didnt break or leave any scratches when the army started firing on him. ~ ZenMaster
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Missiles and shells fired simultaneously descend at the same time on the beach? BULLSHEEEEEIT! ~ Sheeeeit
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Wolverine would very much appreciate that if anyone is to cause an interruption between him and his alcoholic beverage, they are to perform sexual intercourse upon themselves. ~ Max
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A room of mirrors, impenetrable by telepathy, with a nuclear reactor at the heart: any real bad guy has one. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Don't get metal fillings. Just be a good person and take care of your teeth. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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The X-Men uniforms have come a long way since their matching sweatshirt/sweatpants prototype. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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If you're looking for a genetics expert, the guy who just got his PhD is always the best first choice. ~ Adam
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It's easy to get into a Las Vegas club if you're a woman. Just take your clothes off. ~ Grayfire
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Charles makes genetics sexy. ~ Grayfire
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Wolverine will not be recruited in this movie. ~ Grayfire
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Other than Bruce Campbell, no one can say "groovy" better than Dr. X. ~ Max
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Sometimes it's just better to accept that your feet look a little different than others. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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A prototype jet can crash violently and flip, and everyone will emerge without the slightest scratch. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Jennifer Lawrence looks GREAT in short skirts. And thigh-high boots. And her blue, scaly form. And as Rebecca Romijn. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Mystique used to be a nice girl with some personality. Who would've thought? ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Telepathy doesn't guarantee the best pick up lines. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Always recruit more people than you actually want, just in case the bad guys recruit from within your regiment. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Guys who absorb energy are also bullet proof. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Banshee not only has the ability to scream at hypersonic frequencies, but also has the ability to hold his breath for a ridiculous time underwater. ~ Predalien Kill
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If your incredibly powerful right hand woman gets captured by the CIA, it's better to spend all your time and resources to try and recruit a butterfly girl than to save her. ~ Adam
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If someone who can teleport grabs you and appears in the sky, ALWAYS GRAB THEM BACK! ~ Adam
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Wolverine was always a dick, just ask him. At your own risk of course. ~ Schultzie
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NIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! That's what Young Erik was saying. Not just screaming. ~ Grayfire
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After you destroy Kevin Bacon's soldiers and supplies he will be ecstatic. ~ Grayfire
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Bi-color eyes mean you're a mutant. ~ Grayfire
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Charles was an old fart before he was old. ~ Grayfire
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Having hand-feet is sexy. ~ Grayfire
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Don't touch Charles's hair. ~ Grayfire
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Apparently fan fiction is making it to the big screen now! ~ maian7
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If you make a movie that is in many ways the best in it's franchise, people will write stupid shit about it on 100ThingsILearned.com ~ OpenSorce
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It's much easier to pick up girls if you're psychic. ~ SomeGuy
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If you want to shoot Magneto, aim at his metal helmet rather than anywhere else, which is not protected. ~ agentdc7
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Hank McCoy can run much faster off camera. ~ agentdc7
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Emma Frost has the ability to turn into diamonds, read people's minds, and not have any emotional expression. ~ agentdc7
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Even if you erase their memories, a woman will always remember a kiss. ~ Optimus Thunder
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Magneto has a second power of changing accents in the last 20 minutes. ~ Shreddertron22
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When shooting an intruder doesn't work, keep shooting while desperately calling for backup! Have the authorities learnt anything about firearms in these situations? ~ Movie Genius
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Despite it being a touching scene, there is a particular, possibly unintentionally, funny scene between Prof X and Magneto near the end of the film. ~ Movie Genius
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You'd think killing a kid's mother would mean in the future he would join you, for which he kills you and makes his own army. People never learn. ~ Movie Genius
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Experimental serums can have very blue, furry results on you. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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A being made of diamond, apparently has lungs and airways made of diamond too which make them transparent. Only by choking them with a brass bed can this be proven.... ~ RoC77
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The best defense is someone else's offense: preferably armed missiles. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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When you think something strange in your drink is causing you to hallucinate, it never hurts to run away from the oncoming hurricane. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Before you commit to a cause, determine the common enemy. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Do not train your new super squad. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Don't worry, the bad guys will not be directly on the other side of the secret passage. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Apes are the new Cheetahs! ~ Wallpaperotaku
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Unlike Voldemort, Ms. Frost's telepathy cannot sense the spy listening at the slightly open secret door. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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A starring role in a great TV show like Mad Men doesn't guarantee a good performance on the big screen. ~ Adam
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Always go for composite fillings. ~ Adam
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Never trust a stripper. ~ Adam
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Telepaths will disregard even the clearest opportunities to escape from their prison cells. ~ Adam
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After a powerful henchman recovers from getting knocked out, they'll lose the will to fight and will just stand around waiting to see what happens next. ~ Adam
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Henchmen don't like to talk. ~ Adam
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Evil dresses a lot more pimp than good. ~ Adam
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Calling your quasi-girlfriend ugly isn't the best way to her heart. ~ Adam
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Mutations can be quite groovy. You know they brought us from single cell organisms to... ~ HermanoBluth
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