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Monkeys make good drug mules because nobody is going to arrest a monkey for selling coke. ~ AJwest
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Albino polar bears are black. ~ AJwest
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Hangover 2 is not a sequel. It's the first movie taking place in an alternate reality. ~ justin555666
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When you need more money just remake the same movie! ~ ryan corderman
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It's possible to drug Marshmallows. ~ Andershp
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You can tell if the Russian gangsters are the real deal when there is a banana picture on a monkey's helmet. ~ AJwest
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The wolf pack has no membership fees. ~ AJwest
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Alan and Phil are still friends all over the world even in Great Britain. ~ AJwest
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Asian Trannies have bigger dicks than Asian men. ~ BoHo
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Alan is a stay-at-home son. ~ gerard29
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When a monkey nibbles on a penis it's funny in any language. ~ ryan corderman
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This is not Stu's first marriage; there was a whore in Las Vegas. ~ ryan corderman
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IT'S A MONKEY! ~ ryan corderman
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Someday maybe monkeys could skype. ~ ryan corderman
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It's okay to drug the Marshmallows if it was intended to drug a non-member of the Wolf Pack. ~ Andershp
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Despite having your finger cut off, last night will still have been awesome. ~ Andershp
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Coke sometimes stops your heart and then makes it beat again. ~ Andershp
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Stu has a demon inside of him and a weakness for women with dicks. ~ Andershp
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Even though you will never be able to accomplish your life long dream of being a surgeon as you cut your own finger off, it's worth it if you had a really good time the night before. ~ Noexcuses234
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If you find your friends severed finger don't bother putting it on ice or at the very least keeping it with you. Don't even detach the Stanford ring it's wearing. No, instead, give it to a monkey. ~ justin555666
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If you are not serving desserts, make sure that Alan gets the memo.. ~ gerard29
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Doogie Howser turned out to be a gay. ~ ryan corderman
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Stay-at-home son is a profession. ~ ryan corderman
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In both Hangovers there's a wedding, Stu's appearance is altered, Phil ends up in the hospital, Doug isn't seen much, Chow jumps out of somewhere naked, someone is missing, and it's all Alan's fault. ~ Grayfire
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Bangkok takes people. ~ Grayfire
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When someone says "Your hair" instantly check to make sure nothing has happened to your beard. ~ ryan corderman
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Monasteries are often confused with Pf Changs. ~ ryan corderman
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Putting a napkin over your cup prevents you from being roofied. ~ ryan corderman
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Stu found out why it was called Bangkok when he was banged by a Thai prostitute. ~ Andershp
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When your father-in-law doesn't like you, just freak out on him and he will be all nice and calm. ~ Andershp
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Nobody comes into Alan's room. ~ Andershp
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If you don't stay quiet in a monastery, you will be beat up by the biggest monk. ~ Andershp
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Alan has a lot of "fun" facts. ~ Andershp
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A bachelor brunch is really sissy compared to having a blackout. ~ Andershp
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Thailand experiences 12.000 power outs a year. ~ Andershp
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Never put Mike Tyson in a movie unless he has no lines and, for God's sake, do not encourage him to sing. ~ justin555666
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Notice nobody laughs when Mike Tyson tells Stu to get the tattoo removed from his face. That's because he actually forgot that he had an identical tattoo on his face. ~ justin555666
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Your mother needs to send you a memo if there won't be any dessert. ~ ryan corderman
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Thailand doesn't have a Long John Silvers. ~ ryan corderman
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Cherish your fingers. ~ rmdubuc
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Never leave Asians in small closed spaces; they'll spring out like a jack-in-the-box and kick your ass. ~ Mizterwildace
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It's a little worse than no wedding bad this time. ~ Grayfire
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It's so much easier to get married in Vegas. ~ Grayfire
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Bradley Cooper likes drugs in this movie too. ~ Grayfire
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There's a reason Alan's not invited. ~ Grayfire
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Napkins will prevent being roofied. ~ Grayfire
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You can't have a Bachelor's party in an IHOP. ~ Grayfire
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Alan's dad calls him "sweety." ~ Grayfire
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Parents are ok with being servants to their grown child. ~ Grayfire
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It's only fun if Phil goes. ~ Grayfire
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Alan is a nurse, just not registered. ~ Grayfire
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Only the Wolf Pack can sit in those chairs in the airport waiting area. ~ Grayfire
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People in Thailand don't consider Dentists real doctors. ~ Grayfire
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Stu is like rice. ~ Grayfire
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Not nobody knows Stu like Alan does. ~ Grayfire
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She has a solid rack for an Asian. ~ Grayfire
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A small bonfire on a beach leads to another wild night. ~ Grayfire
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You can't wash off a tattoo. ~ Grayfire
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Snorting coke does not help you focus. ~ Grayfire
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Stu has put a dead body on ice before. ~ Grayfire
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At least they checked the roof this time. ~ Grayfire
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Police in Thailand can't tell the difference between a 16-year-old and an old monk in a wheelchair. ~ Grayfire
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9-year-old Bangkok kids got balls. ~ Grayfire
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Speech will be beaten from you in monasteries! ~ Grayfire
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He's farting because of his medication. ~ Grayfire
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Alan sees himself and the rest of the Wolf Pack as children. ~ Grayfire
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The gun is really sensitive. ~ Grayfire
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Stu made love to a man with boobs. ~ Grayfire
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Alan never gets to keep the monkey. ~ Grayfire
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8 stitches cost 6 dollars in Bangkok. ~ Grayfire
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Stu is musically inclined. ~ Grayfire
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Everyone knows blow makes your heart stop sometimes. ~ Grayfire
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Monkeys are strong. ~ Grayfire
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It's pretty unpleasant to be covered in pig guts. ~ Grayfire
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Alan wishes monkeys could Skype. ~ Grayfire
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Chow met his wife at a stand-off. ~ Grayfire
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They make you add numbers to passwords. ~ Grayfire
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Stu has a weakness for prostitutes. ~ Grayfire
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Stu has a demon in him. ~ Grayfire
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Alan was raised in yacht clubs, so he can drive a speed boat. ~ Grayfire
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A teenager will be so happy you sold his finger to a drug dealer. ~ Grayfire
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You need to anchor a boat you just "parked" on land. ~ Grayfire
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Stu has a dark side. ~ Grayfire
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It would be a great deal if they could get his motherf***ing blessing. ~ Grayfire
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Your future father-in-law will be happy you had a crazy night in Bangkok. It's way better than you being a boring dentist. ~ Grayfire
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You don't own Mike Tyson permanently. ~ Grayfire
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Mike Tyson really didn't want him to have that tattoo. ~ Grayfire
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People take lots of pictures when they get drunk/drugged. ~ Grayfire
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Alan can put drugs in anything. ~ Grayfire
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Only Doug won't eat the marshmallows. ~ Grayfire
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Alan self medicates and self vaccinates. ~ Grayfire
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Apparently Alan's mom is no one. ~ Grayfire
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An "albino polar bear" is probably just a black bear. ~ Grayfire
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Doug just isn't crazy enough to be a major character. ~ Grayfire
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The Wolf Pack needs to stop believing that people take their friends in negotiations. ~ Grayfire
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The power goes out a lot in Bangkok, so take the stairs. ~ Grayfire
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Drug dealers probably have guns that they can shoot you with. ~ Grayfire
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Fat man boys make excellent note pads. ~ Grayfire
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Only Alan is Zen enough to meditate his memories back. ~ Grayfire
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Don't ever drink or eat anything that Alan gives you...yes, even if you love marshmallows. ~ hobbesjr
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When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it’s funny in any language. ~ hobbesjr
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Next time, go with the bachelor brunch. ~ hobbesjr
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You can invite Alan, just as long as the Jonas Brothers are not in town. ~ hobbesjr
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Doogie Howser turned out to be gay...read it in Teen People. ~ hobbesjr
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A black bear might just be an albino polar bear. ~ hobbesjr
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If you're in Bangkok, don't get a stripper who can drop a load. ~ hobbesjr
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Doing blow can sometimes stop your heart and then start up again. Thanks for the tip, Mr. Chow. ~ hobbesjr
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Once Bangkok has you in its grip, it won't let you go...or you might just be stuck in an elevator. ~ hobbesjr
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I'm pretty sure I've seen this movie already. ~ daveyboy189
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After being stuck in an elevator for over a day, you will come out completely fine. You won't be hungry, thirsty, your hand will not be infected, you will not have soiled yourself.... ~ TheBaddestOfThemAll
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