#1

An airplane engine can strip a bird naked, without killing it. ~ gaara
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#2

When falling to your death you can always spread your wings during the last 10 feet of the fall and totally save yourself. ~ bourbonphantom
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#3

It's completely safe to show a bird enjoying chocolate in a kid's movie. (Note to anyone who thinks that is a good idea: Chocolate is very toxic to birds.) ~ Meushell
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#4

All toucans talk in a Spanish accent. ~ PsychoKiller177
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Which is super unfortunate if the movie is indeed taking place in Rio. Damn Spanish speaking people, creepin' up all over on the Portuguese speakers . . . ~ SomeGuy

#5

Leaves can be deadly, if used the right way. ~ PsychoKiller177
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#6

Tropical birds are worse at relationships than people. ~ PsychoKiller177
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#7

Carnival in Brazil is full of bird smugglers. ~ PsychoKiller177
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#8

Birds can remember your computer password. ~ PsychoKiller177
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#9

Minnesota is like Alaska-small cities with lots of snow. ~ PsychoKiller177
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#10

Evil birds turn cannibal after a while. ~ PsychoKiller177
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#11

Macaw birds prefer to French kiss. ~ iAteMyWife
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#12

Exotic birds can live in cold weather. ~ Alaurien
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#13

Stealing a parade float is not a punishable crime in Brazil. Neither is crashing into and damaging aircraft, or unauthorized use of a runway. ~ bourbonphantom
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#14

Women can fly and ride motorcycles, while men can't. ~ PsychoKiller177
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