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Penelope Cruz can pass as Jack Sparrow. ~ Grayfire
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We can't use Will and Elizabeth anymore, so here's a boring romance subplot that goes nowhere featuring two people you don't care about instead. ~ Ace
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We will honestly never know if Jack Sparrow actually has a plan. ~ Ace
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Middle-aged, proper, British women secretly wish pirates would swing into their carriages and take advantage of them. ~ Grayfire
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The Spanish will make that long, hard trip to the fountain of youth just to destroy it in the name of God because "only God can give eternal life." ~ Grayfire
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When making an elaborate escape out of the King's dining hall, always make an effort to grab something delicious. ~ Grayfire
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A mermaid will randomly save a guy after trying to kill all the other men because he seemed "different." Actually, he was just the best-looking out of them all. And he's a Christian... ~ Grayfire
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Being underwater or completely out of water is fine, but never keep a mermaid partially submerged in the water because when the sun comes out she will dry out and die. She will not dry out if kept in complete sunlight and completely out of the water. ~ orcas800
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Somehow, everyone can figure out that the entrance to the fountain of youth is actually on a particular cave's ceiling and then figure out that it's possible to go through it. ~ Grayfire
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The Spanish do not care how much time and money a cross-oceanic trip will cost. Because they have a point to make. ~ Khenarthi
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Diaries can survive underwater if they contain maps to the Fountain of Youth. ~ Noexcuses234
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Ships can breathe fire. ~ Ace
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Blackbeard can survive decapitation, but a poison blade through the heart is actually lethal. ~ Ace
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The fountain of youth requires more than just it's own water to work for the user. ~ Grayfire
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Only the religious man can hope to woo a mermaid. ~ Grayfire
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Jack loves giving people eternal life or longer lives... ~ Grayfire
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Ariel from "The Little Mermaid" is the exception to most mermaids. ~ Grayfire
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After being told that a mermaid will drag you to the ocean floor and rip you apart, the most effective action is to stick your face in the water. ~ maian7
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A mermaid needs to breathe air. ~ orcas800
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When plotting a mutiny on the Queen Anne's Revenge, the correct strategy is not "LEEEROOOOY JENKIIIIINS". ~ Ace
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Blackbeard becomes more evil every time he DOESN'T kill someone. ~ Ace
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Edward Teach dabbled in necromancy. ~ Ace
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Mermaids mate in a manner similar to the way praying mantis do. ~ Ace
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If you're a desperate man, there's always a mermaid. ~ Grayfire
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It's possible for one man with a rope to pull a large coconut tree until it's bent enough to fling him onto another tree. ~ Grayfire
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Penelope Cruz is Blackbeard's daughter. ~ Grayfire
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The Guardian of Forever from Star Trek guest stars as the fountain of youth... ~ TankerCaptain
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Jack Sparrow really does hate that monkey! ~ TankerCaptain
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Oh and thats CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow to you! ~ TankerCaptain
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Sure, all the mermaids are women. But breeding? Not a problem. ~ maian7
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I just can't get enough of these realistic pirate portrayals. ~ Sinner Matic
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Will Turner only has 6 more years before he can set foot on land again. ~ john2012
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Over the hill rock stars make great pirates. ~ john2012
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Why does a mermaid need to breathe air??? ~ Alaurien
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