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English gentlemen will always say "jolly good" at some point when you meet them. You know, in case you didn't believe they were English to begin with. ~ SomeGuy
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Stressing the importance of samurai hair is good, especially when your daimyo father is bald. ~ SomeGuy
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Gatling guns fire self-guiding rounds and need not be aimed. ~ SomeGuy
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It's totally cool to mack on the girl whose husband you killed. ~ SomeGuy
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If you don't like General Custer, you are un-American. Or Japanese. ~ SomeGuy
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It's an honour to cut off someone's head. ~ SomeGuy
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The modern Japanese Imperial army was trained by American soldiers who supplied them with German rifles. ~ SomeGuy
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Japan adopted baseball as a favoured pastime far earlier than we had originally thought. ~ SomeGuy
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It's easier to do things with no mind. ~ SomeGuy
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The best way to sell a product? Live ammunition fired over a live audience. ~ SomeGuy
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Nihonto can cut a rifle in half. ~ SomeGuy
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Emperor Meiji was way scarier when he wasn't speaking English. ~ SomeGuy
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Who would have known that an American hero and civil war veteran was indeed the last samurai? ~ iCECORE
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You know it's not good when a mercenary tells you that they'd happily kill you for free. ~ iCECORE
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In any age, guys will believe that the martial arts sleep deep within them, and wearing the appropriate clothing will instantly awaken it. ~ Pleiades Rising
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It's an honor to wear Samurai armor, especially when it's put on in a highly repressed and oddly sexual manner. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When you die with Japanese honor and tradition, it's greatly enhanced when your last words are in Western English. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Along with "hello" and "where is the bathroom?", knowing how to order a drink should be one of the first things you learn in a new language. ~ SomeGuy
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Don't jump on someone who knows jujutsu. ~ SomeGuy
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Ambassadors trying to make smalltalk have no tact. ~ SomeGuy
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"Ears" is an important word to a child. ~ SomeGuy
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Fielding untrained ashigaru peasants against elite samurai cavalry can have
devastating consequences. ~ iCECORE
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*English Accent* "Really? A fellow linguist? Oh capital! Oh come on sir, a word or two in the savage tongue. Just hello or goodbye, oh no no no. Cut his tongue out and boil him in oil!" - Simon, Japanese translator ~ iCECORE
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"I've seen what you do to your enemies!" - Nathan
"Warriors in your country do not kill?" - Katsumoto ~ iCECORE
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Not introducing yourself is extremely rude even to your enemies, nay especially rude to your enemies. ~ iCECORE
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Note to self: Do not ambush a samurai town during waking hours. Memoirs of failed ninja. ~ iCECORE
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It's good foreign policy to send a man haunted by his past to another country, where he'll be put in a situation similar to that past - and assume he won't turn on you. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Everyone knows how to fall in line, regardless of race or nationality, when you've got an angry Scot' yelling at you. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When you've been given a very vivid demonstration that a regiment isn't fully trained and ready, ship 'em off to battle anyways. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Watching you get a beat-down in the rain will confuse your captors into kinda respecting you. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When bidding farewell to a modest Japanese woman, make sure you do it when she's showing some skin while cleaning herself; it's only the right thing to do. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Before killing you, your enemies will give you time to collect and clear your mind so you can fight better. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Arrows always fly straighter than bullets. ~ Pleiades Rising
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300 Spartans > General Custer. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Depending on your importance, you can shake off both bullet and stab wounds. ~ Pleiades Rising
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You learn the honor of your enemies only after you've gunned 'em down - with your neat new guns that fire lots of bullets! ~ Pleiades Rising
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Japanese history always needs a heavy dose of teary-eyed German Romanticism. ~ Pleiades Rising
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That was.. a very good Conversation. ~ IcyNeko
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White people with a year of training are better samurais than actual samurais. ~ muggs
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Bullets only kill Indians and the Japanese. ~ muggs
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