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The best way to break your friend out of a prison bus is to do it as destructively as possible; causing it to crash and flip ten times, risking his death as well as the other people on the bus. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Don't take Dom's silver cross chain. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Save the hard-ass federal agent chasing you down, and he'll help you take down the bad guy and let you get away. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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You can survive a water landing after driving off a 1000 foot cliff, just as long as you jump out of the car 20 feet before impact. ~ ptexfigily
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Asking Vin Diesel randomly about what his father was like only set up Vin Diesel to ask the same to Paul Walker, who in an embarrassed and pathetic fashion states that he doesn't even know what his father even looked like. But it's alright- it added on excellently to the sentimental value of the movie. ~ moviehater
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Stay the FUCK out of the Rock's way. ~ moviehater
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A 10-thousand pound safe will make no noise if dragged across city streets. Only the damage and cars dragging it will make noise. Not the safe, though. ~ moviehater
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A voyage of enemies with firearms will be waiting for you on the other side of the bottom of a canyon in the middle of no where after you plunge several thousand feet into water and emerge unharmed and safe. ~ moviehater
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Switching immense and heavy safes is a simplistic, easy and sly task to accomplish when being chased by over 5 police cruisers that are trailing you by several feet. ~ moviehater
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Police helicopters are never put to use in South America during a chase, especially in arguably one of the most destructive and elaborate high-speed pursuits in human history. ~ moviehater
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Being as ripped and strong and spry as The Rock comes with a price... It makes you REALLY sweaty. ~ AshBlaze
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If you're a pretty police officer who can translate and has got motivation, you can be invited by US Special Task Force agents to tag along in their missions. ~ IkidUnot
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Nothing like a narrow, on-foot escape from the Feds to inspire you to break the news that you're pregnant! ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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To think Vince would one day be chillin and having beers with the buster... ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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The Rock looks BADASS with a goatee. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Even in the midst of a brutal fistfight, there's ALWAYS time for The Rock to execute a handspring. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Quit being so negative! ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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So Dom's got a new woman? He's moving on from Letty? Wait-- Letty's alive?! Dun-dun-dunnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!! ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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When The Rock smashes Dom's car, you KNOW it's about to go down. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Don't even try racing Dominic Toretto; it's a lost cause. You'll only end up embarrassed and out a car. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Dom and Brian are so precise that they can drive a large bank vault through the streets of Brazil, cause thousands or maybe even millions in property damage, with next to no civilian casualties. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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So what's up? As far as Han goes, are we just ignoring his fate in "Tokyo Drift"? ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Snacking is a good substitute for smoking. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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It may have taken an escape to Rio, but Vince FINALLY got over Mia. He's even cool that the buster planted his seed in her. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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When you tell your crew that you're planning to rob the baddest of bad guys, they'll all back down. But despair not. Mention the $100 million payday, and they're ALL in. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Sometimes Roman Pearce doesn't think when he speaks. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Dom and Brian's bromance is still aflame, Roman. But don't worry; now you got Tej. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Ex cons can travel out of the country, come back, buy a $2 million sports car, and not have to worry about the IRS asking questions. ~ ptexfigily
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When questioned as to who should be the inside man, always stare cunningly at the obnoxious black man. ~ moviehater
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The Federal Government of America's special task force, who's mission solely is to capture and detain criminals wanted by the US government without question, will team up with a convoy of wanted criminals against a highly regarded socio-economic fat cat of South America after a firefight inevitably brings them together. ~ moviehater
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The United State's special task force will stand casually around their leader when he is about to get his head impaled with a wrench. ~ moviehater
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Nothing makes sense to The Rock. He will only throw down the papers you hand to him. ~ moviehater
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After almost 10 minutes of metal-scrapping on a moving train with many passengers inside, plasma-cutting an entire side of a train 2 passenger cars away, and unloading immensely heavy objects from loud truck carrying several convicts, people will begin to realize that their train's expensive cargo is currently being robbed. ~ moviehater
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Incorporating entirely cliche lines and content throughout a movie does not take away from it's Badass-ness. ~ moviehater
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When Gisele sits on the man's lap, no one questions what she randomly strikes up a conversation about. All that matters is he touched "dat ass". ~ moviehater
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No one questions where the fuck the bearded guy went for half the movie. ~ moviehater
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The Rock breaks through walls and panes of glass. ~ moviehater
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Stolen, high-end, revolutionary police cruisers in Brazil cannot be tracked via GPS by the South American Government or Police Stations. ~ moviehater
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Rich, Brazilian car owners are regarded highly by their peers in their area, but to us North-Americans, look like complete fags. ~ moviehater
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When you are a US Special Task Force agent and Vin Diesel breaks into your house, rather than fulfilling your duties as a government agent and arresting him, engage in personal discussion with him and let him go penalty-free. ~ moviehater
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You know The Rock likes his dessert, first. ~ AshBlaze
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You have nothing to worry about after cutting a huge hole on the drywall right behind a safe-locker within a toilet in a police station in Rio, as long as you have exploded their toilet pipes using heavy explosives.. No cop is going to wonder what caused that explosion to bring all the feces flying up in the air in first place... Because seriously, ewww! It's all smelly! So why not call for the nearest available pseudo-plumbers with questionable credentials! ~ EvilSeed
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None of the plans made in the first half will come in handy after the interval. ~ EvilSeed
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If you hit the brakes in a curve while hooked on a giant vault, the vault will roll in a circle from inertia instead of pulling the car over ...the car will get pulled over after a second inertia that takes effect when all the momentum is gone. ~ payne
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Brazil has no traffic with civilian cars sitting at red lights so you will never get stuck behind them. ~ payne
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It is possible to NOT kill hundreds of innocent people while pulling a lage safe through a city and every building on every corner of the city, at lunch time. ~ Sfc
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Dominic Toretto's father was a great guy. He took his kids to church every Sunday, he held neighborhood barbeques, and he made sure his daughter did her homework correctly. He was a swell guy. So it makes perfect sense that Dom would grow up to be a convicted felon/murderer. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Dom's and Brian's associates will travel to Brazil, before they even ask what the job is. I guess: "We've got a job for you" is still enough for wanted criminals to cross half the globe. ~ Faar
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