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Always have your revolver in the tub with you while taking a bath. ~ eprometheus
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You know someone is taking a beating when soldiers are playing a sad song. ~ eprometheus
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When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk about it. ~ AshBlaze
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When you are going to have a showdown, make sure your gun is loaded. ~ agentdc7
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There are two kinds of spurs, those that come in by the door, and those that come in by the window. ~ AshBlaze
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When big fat men fall down they make more noise, and sometimes they don't get up. ~ AshBlaze
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The winner of the Civil War is the general who has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered... ~ AshBlaze
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When two armies are separated by a river and won't fight, just blow up the bridge to get them to start fighting again. ~ eprometheus
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No need to worry if you are being hung by a rope with Clint Eastwood at your side. ~ eprometheus
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After walking in the desert for miles and being without water, there's nothing like whiskey to satisfy your thirst. ~ eprometheus
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Traitors who were caught were tied to the front of a locomotive. ~ eprometheus
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Back then, there were two professions: Priest or Outlaw. ~ eprometheus
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Sergio Leone is the greatest director of all time. ~ eprometheus
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When Angel Eyes is paid, he always sees the job through. ~ AshBlaze
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People will believe someone can write a name on a rock with no visible writing utensil around. ~ agentdc7
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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting, and those that come in by the door, those that come in by the window, and those with loaded guns and those who dig... hmm. that's more than two. ~ agentdc7
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Saving breath = Management. ~ AshBlaze
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Music is good for the digestion. ~ AshBlaze
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One bastard goes in, another one comes out. ~ AshBlaze
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If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working? ~ AshBlaze
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You've got to be poor to eat potatoes. ~ AshBlaze
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Whoever double-crosses him and leaves him alive, he understands nothing about Tuco. Nothing! ~ AshBlaze
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Even a filthy beggar has a protecting angel. ~ AshBlaze
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