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No matter how much the rules change, the black guy always dies. ~ vfxfan
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Cops always get killed unless they're Bruce Willis. ~ vfxfan
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You can't cheat death by pretending to be gay. ~ vfxfan
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No matter how much the rules change, saying "I'll be right back" is not a good idea. ~ vfxfan
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Eating lemon squares is not cheating on your wife. ~ ryan corderman
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The killer is not in that closet. ~ vfxfan
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The killer doesn't care if you're gay. ~ vfxfan
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Don't fuck with the original. ~ SoraKari
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The unexpected is the new cliche. ~ ryan corderman
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Wear the vest, save your chest! ~ Grayfire
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It's not a movie, it's real life. ~ vfxfan
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Sidney Prescott staying with you is like being on Top Chef with Jeffrey Dahmer. ~ ryan corderman
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Make sure your victims are dead before faking your attempted murder. ~ Grayfire
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Courtney Cox does not know the meaning of the word "meta" ~ ryan corderman
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Cops are no match for ninjas. ~ ryan corderman
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If you don't get a phone call, you're next. ~ Grayfire
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Bambi is a scary movie. ~ Grayfire
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2 girls butchered? Pay day! ~ Grayfire
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It's now necessary for a killer to film his murders. ~ Grayfire
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Sick is the new sane. ~ Grayfire
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A teenage twig of a girl who can't weigh any more than 100 pounds soaking wet is able to manhandle full-grown adults with a minimum of difficulty. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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If you give SIDNEY a gun there will never be a Scream 5... ~ kardany
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Stab was directed by Robert Rodriguez. ~ ryan corderman
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Don't talk when Kristen Bell is watching a movie. ~ ryan corderman
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Hollywood just recycles the same stuff. ~ Grayfire
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This isn't a comedy; it's a horror film. ~ Grayfire
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Garage doors don't have a sensor that keeps them from breaking people's backs. ~ Grayfire
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She has no f***ing idea what to write. ~ Grayfire
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She's gonna revitalize her face with her tarnished brand. ~ Grayfire
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The lady cop played a Lost Boy. ~ Grayfire
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Ghost Face is like a ghost. ~ Grayfire
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Dark and deserted parking garages are never a place to be. ~ Grayfire
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People always say the words along with the movie if everyone has seen it. ~ Grayfire
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Cops can't shoot. ~ Grayfire
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It sucks to be a cop in scary movies. ~ Grayfire
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I will never answer a strange phone call number .. ~ kardany
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When you see a guy with a knife, get something in your hand .. hit him with it, take his knife and stab him .. Don't fucking run he will just stab you anyways so I think you should try. ~ kardany
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"Fuck me wow!" is fun to say. ~ BinkaMinka
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Instead of grabbing the leg of the chick running upstairs, why not just stab her in the back? That's too distasteful to killers. ~ DukeHoneyBuns
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