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The reason a girl's pussy is wet is because somewhere out there a mans dick is thirsty. ~ weaves5
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Shotguns cost exactly the same as a lawn mower. ~ ryan corderman
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Babies can sense crazy through plate glass. ~ AshBlaze
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Policemen will break off a prostitutes legs to get at their sweetness! ~ IHeartHobos
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Daft Punk moonlight as mercenaries from Hell. ~ IHeartHobos
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Giant Octopuses make for a troublesome house pet. ~ IHeartHobos
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Santa Claus really likes children. ~ rogerflaps
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Whenever you leave a prostitute's apartment, always remember to leave a bear photo in the empty picture frame. ~ ApocalypseTroop
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Not all bums will fight for $10. ~ ryan corderman
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Cocksucker uncles always give the shittiest Christmas presents. ~ ryan corderman
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Mercy is not The Drake's style. ~ ryan corderman
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Bumper cars are great for smashing heads. ~ ryan corderman
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Mother Teresa finger bangs people in hell. ~ ryan corderman
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Mother Teresa is a Goddamn saint! ~ ryan corderman
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Chicks can be so hot that you'd cut your dick off to rub it all over there titties. ~ ryan corderman
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Prostitutes should be teachers. ~ ryan corderman
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Homeless people are experts in bear facts! ~ ryan corderman
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Stupid bitches are always doing homework when they should be making money! ~ ryan corderman
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Santa Claus is a pedophile. ~ ryan corderman
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Everyone loves a baseball bat covered in razor blades! ~ ryan corderman
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Children like Hobos. ~ ryan corderman
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You can't beat a wife like you can beat a whore! ~ ryan corderman
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Cardboard boxes are not very protective. ~ ryan corderman
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Gutter Tag sounds like a pretty fun game to play!! ~ IHeartHobos
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People always stay in towns where the crime rate is 100%. ~ Trampy
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