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If you're cornered by the police, escape in style by breaking out into a musical number! ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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You can't get rid of a magical mask until you defeat the bad guy and get the hot blonde. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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A magical mask will turn your face REALLY green. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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It's best not to f*ck with a guy who owns a magical mask. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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If you get shot in the stomach multiple times while wearing the mask, nothing will happen, if the bullets rip off a tiny piece of your clothes however, it will turn back to normal. ~ Andershp
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Dropping a cigarette out of your mouth means "I'm dead." ~ agentdc7
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In addition to your innermost alter-ego being a "love-crazy wild man", he's also a goddamn bank-robbing criminal. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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If there was any time where Cameron Diaz was at her absolute sexiest, this was it. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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If you see what looks like a floating body in the river, it's probably not one. But on the upside, it's probably a magical mask. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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A hot chick will invite you out to a night in the park just to get freaked out by you, knee you in the groin, and try to escape you. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Milo is like a...super dog! ~ Andershp
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Some people don't mind the fact that you're head is green... ~ Andershp
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There are a lot of space in the mask's pocket. ~ Andershp
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Loki hides in a mask. ~ Andershp
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Getting a magical mask will solve all of your problems and get you the girl of your dreams. ~ Andershp
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Remember to enunciate and really hit those consonants when asking your dog to get something. ~ AshBlaze
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She loves him for who he is, not because he's The Mask. No really :D ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Cameron Diaz is smokin!!!! ~ RockyRambo
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There's always time... for one last kiss. ~ Optimus Thunder
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"Blow it!" is what you say when you want your henchmen to shoot the giant piggy bank. ~ Optimus Thunder
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A person can hold a gold tee in his mouth. ~ Optimus Thunder
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The money better be there, or you can ipkiss your ass goodbye. ~ Optimus Thunder
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Don't stick a pen in a pencil sharpener. ~ Optimus Thunder
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Ok I confess....Every time I watch this movie I want to dance "The Cuban Pete" haha. I'm not kidding. And BEWARE! your pajamas can be stolen x3 ~ Alaurien
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