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If your Dad collects guns and Nazi plates, moving out is probably a good idea. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Working as the guy in the drive-thru window of a fast-food restaurant is the perfect place to catch your wife in the act of cheating on you with Bud the Real Estate King. ~ SoraKari
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Hot, horny cheerleaders are always inexperienced virgins. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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When your husband is a militaristic closeted homosexual and your son is a drug dealer, the best course of action is... complete mental shutdown. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it. Like my heart's gonna cave in. ~ SoraKari
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The father of Ricky Fitts is a Nazi-plate-collecting-homophobic-homosexual. ~ SoraKari
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For Brad, Lester's got FIVE! ~ SoraKari
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A $4,000 sofa, upholstered in Italian silk, is still just a couch. ~ AshBlaze
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Pot dealers always have friends in NYC. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Don't film naked men unless you want your Dad to think you are gay. ~ Optimus Thunder
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"I will sell this house today." ~ smanack
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Smile! You're at Mr. Smiley's. ~ SoraKari
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Lester tried to look unattractive, and succeeded admirably. ~ SoraKari
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Do you party? Do you get high? ~ SoraKari
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I was filming this dead bird. Because it's beautiful. ~ SoraKari
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Carolyn doesn't think that using psychotropic drugs is a very positive example to set for their daughter. ~ SoraKari
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You don't get to tell Lester what to do ever again. ~ AshBlaze
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This is Angela's first time. ~ AshBlaze
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Lester wants to look good, naked. ~ AshBlaze
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Jerking off in the shower is the high point of Lester's day; it's all downhill from here. ~ AshBlaze
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Never underestimate the power of denial. ~ AshBlaze
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Who needs a black censor bar when you've got rose petals? ~ Optimus Thunder
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Nothing makes you feel more powerful than shooting a gun. ~ Optimus Thunder
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Statutory rape is completely acceptable as long as the girl isn't a virgin. ~ CarlVB
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