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If you make $2 million and you're a super genius, you forget to pay back the measly $10k loanshark debt. ~ Donny
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When all else fails, use a child wearing ice skates as a weapon. ~ Grayfire
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When you become a genius, you will finally clean your place. ~ Grayfire
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He looked more like a drug addict when he wasn't one. ~ Grayfire
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You walk into your friend's place to find him murdered on the couch. What do you do? Search his place for drugs. ~ Grayfire
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You can win a fight by remembering every fight scene you have ever watched in a movie, on TV, or online. ~ Grayfire
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All drugs have side effects. ~ Grayfire
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When you're desperate, you will become a vampire. ~ Grayfire
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The fastest way to become president is to take drugs. ~ ryan corderman
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And the moral of the story is that the winner is the guy who managed to stay on the drugs the longest. ~ SkyeSilverwing
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For a company that makes the 'genius drug', they sure are idiots. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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If you could do anything, you would be president - not cure death or invent free energy. ~ Donny
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Sexy girls love to be driven crazy fast through a third world town's bustling streets. Hahaha they find it so funny! ~ Donny
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You need $40 million to move out of your dump apartment.
~ VaughnOnMovies
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Russian gangsters don't know the sound of their friends' voices. ~ VaughnOnMovies
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If you're a super smart trader doubling your money every few hours, you still need $10,000 from a gangsta, cuz you can't wait a few more hours to make that yourself... ~ Donny
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You can avoid paying rent by writing a law paper then sleeping with your landlord's wife. ~ Donny
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Randomly placing your bodyguards' dismembered hands in amusing poses, is how gangstas like to communicate. ~ Donny
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Women instantly sleep with smartasses. ~ Donny
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The smartass is the center of every social event. ~ Donny
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A pill takes effect in 30 seconds. ~ Donny
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Even though the movie is not in 3D, let's make it seem like it is by continuously zooming in. ~ Grayfire
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You can make a movie seem cool by adding a whole bunch of flying numbers, bright colors, and fast talking. ~ Grayfire
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One side effect of NZT is lots of drunk partying. ~ Grayfire
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Don't wear the same color suit as your fellow bodyguard; this isn't The Matrix. ~ Grayfire
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You can play a piano by shooting it. ~ Grayfire
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Children make the most adorable weapons. ~ ryan corderman
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Drinking blood is the fastest way to acquire the effects of a drug.
~ VaughnOnMovies
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You can't make money fast enough unless you get a loan from a Russian gangster.
~ VaughnOnMovies
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The time to strike is while the safe is being sawed. ~ VaughnOnMovies
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If you buy a pharmaceutical company that makes a smart pill, you won't think of taking the pills yourself. ~ Donny
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Two huge bouncers are the ultimate personal protection solution of geniuses. ~ Donny
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Managing a complex and prolonged mega merger is the fastest way to make money, even if you're capable of doubling your money on the markets every few hours. ~ Donny
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Blind Russian gangstas will still shoot at you. ~ Donny
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You can get off murder by hiring similar looking guys in your line up. ~ Donny
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Your eyes shine blue when you take the smart pills. ~ Donny
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Geniuses hide their drugs inside their jackets at all times. ~ Donny
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Geniuses have perfect hair. ~ Donny
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Obviously, he miscalculated a few things. ~ Grayfire
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Another name for this could've been "Aderol: The Motion Picture." ~ AshBlaze
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8 million dollar 'fortresses' are pretty easy to get into. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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If a vicious Russian mobster wants some super smart pills from you then you should give him some while you figure out how to prevent him from getting more. ~ calnaughtonjr
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Drinking smart guy blood will totally revive your fighting spirit.
~ VaughnOnMovies
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No matter how smart you are, you can't grow your own drugs. ~ VaughnOnMovies
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NO ONE is 50 steps ahead of Robert De Niro. ~ AKenjiB
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Your girlfriend will dump you if you get writer's block. ~ Donny
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Just after your girlfriend dumps you, you can still be genuinely happy for her promotion. ~ Donny
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Bouncing a basketball on your flat's wall won't annoy your neighbors or solve your writer's block. ~ Donny
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Tidying one's flat is the first thing a genius does. ~ Donny
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Is there any relationship more useless than the ex-brother-in-law? ~ Grayfire
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Being smart makes you irresistible. ~ Grayfire
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Taking this drug not only makes you smart, but makes you do dangerous stuff just for the hell of it. ~ Grayfire
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It's really smart to double the dose of a mysterious drug. ~ Grayfire
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. ~ Grayfire
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Money makes things go faster. ~ Grayfire
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Just like a vampire can't live without blood, drug addicts can't live without their drugs. ~ Grayfire
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NZT's a helluva drug... ~ AshBlaze
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Billionaire businessmen in possession of a unique super drug all want to coerce someone else to be president. ~ calnaughtonjr
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If your girlfriend takes a super smart pill to escape an assassin, she will only do that. She will not examine any other part of her life while super smart. She is already way, way too smart for that Mister. ~ calnaughtonjr
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When you take drugs (and become a drug addict), you will become president one day. ~ Jimster114
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When you are a Genius you need someone else to reverse engineer a drug that you want! ~ circuitwraith
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You mess up a vital meeting with a billionaire because you stashed all your smart pills at your girlfriend's place. Later on you find out there actually was one pill in the can you looked into. ~ Moontown
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If you are a godsent genius, you will narrate your life so passers-by can know what you're thinking. ~ Sharpe
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When someone doesn't cook in their apartments, they usually hide their most valuable stash in their ovens ~ qwkslvr
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If you become a genius, you become president. ~ Donny
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When you become a super slick genius, you still end up with the same stunner you were dating before. ~ Donny
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Even when you're 50 moves ahead of everyone, you can still get stabbed by surprise if you're an experienced genius gangsta. ~ Donny
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Being completely clear can be a bit of a high. ~ Grayfire
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After a really bad side effect of NZT, you will immediately figure out that eating and not consuming alcohol will get rid of it. ~ Grayfire
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When NZT is given to killers, they kill more people more efficiently. ~ Grayfire
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NZT also makes you more attractive. ~ Grayfire
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The best way to let someone know you killed their bodyguards is to send them said bodyguards' hands in a box. ~ Grayfire
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NZT makes bad guys worse. ~ Grayfire
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It never occurred to the makers of the drug to create their own Presidential candidate. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Even though you have never read a law book in your life, if you recognize a law book's title you'll suddenly become a law genius. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Eddie off the drug is still 50 steps ahead of Carl on the drug. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Becoming a genius means stupidly thinking Carl won't be angry enough to just have you eliminated. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Don't you ever take sleeping pills and that SMART pill together!
Their functions are fully Reverse to another. . ~ iAteMyWife
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The smartest thing to do if you are a player in arbitrage is to introduce your boss to someone you hardly know and is completely untested. ~ calnaughtonjr
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Once a company makes super smart pills, rather than just making more of them, they will hunt down the last flunky's ex brother-in-law and kill him or his girlfriend. ~ calnaughtonjr
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Murder scenes are a doddle. Conceal a large bag of drugs by simply pushing it into the back of your trousers. Given you were the one that dialed 911, you are sure not to be hiding anything so shouldn't even be frisked or so much as asked to turn out your pockets. ~ DamnHollywood
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British people don't have air or sea ports because "they're stuck on their dank little island fussing over each other's suits." ~ wildmorgan
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Sleeping with your landlord's young wife is equivalent to paying your rent. ~ Lby54229
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You can see clearly now that the stupid is gone...and that you've taken your NZT. ~ Lby54229
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Only writers look like drug addicts and alcoholics. ~ Lby54229
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FILLET...it's such a nice word! ~ Lby54229
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If Einstein would have been smarter I'm sure he would have spent his time with shares trading, getting outwitted by Russian gangsters, corporate mergers and running for senate. Because THAT's important... ~ bluesy76
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NZT side-effect #1: You lose all ability to take care of your own pills. ~ bluesy76
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Chasing women through Central Park with a bloody knife is generally frowned upon. ~ bluesy76
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One-eyed gangsters look the part but are goddamn unreliable ~ bluesy76
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Drugs make the world a brighter and more colorful place. ~ Optimus Thunder
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Mixing drugs and alcohol will result in 18 hour blackouts. ~ Optimus Thunder
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Apparently it's okay to cheer for a hero who excels by using performance enhancing drugs. ~ Minh
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If a girl yells at you it's because something else is bothering her, not because you're a useless douchebag. ~ bourbonphantom
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There are no police in the park. ~ bourbonphantom
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It's time to let the writing go... ~ ShadowLion137
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Taking NZT gives you the ability to fight like Bruce Lee. ~ Dazs
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Russian gangsters want to take your pills.
~ VaughnOnMovies
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If you take enough drugs, you'll eventually only experience the highs. ~ Donny
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He made some new friends that invited him to a beach. The beach was not nearby. ~ Grayfire
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Your mistake was letting the bad guy take a pill. ~ Grayfire
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