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In the future, computers will look like DOS again. ~ agentdc7
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An android's weapon of choice is a porno magazine. ~ agentdc7
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After you've been face-raped by a mysterious creature and it dies, assume everything is okay now and everyone can go on with their normal lives. ~ agentdc7
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Whenever an alien egg opens up, stick your head face first into the sucker. You'll be OK. Not. ~ SoraKari
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In space, no one can hear you scream. ~ SoraKari
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Who brings a cat on a space mission? Honestly! ~ SoraKari
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Ash is a goddamn robot. ~ SoraKari
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Always be sure you're alone before you undress. ~ AshBlaze
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Whenever you call your cat and it hisses, never assume that its because a killer alien is standing right behind you. ~ SoraKari
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Ripley's the only woman who looks sexier as she gets sweatier. ~ SoraKari
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If you were sticking your head in it, then you deserve to be inseminated by an alien fetus. ~ SoraKari
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Mother is a real bitch. ~ AshBlaze
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It's safe to assume that the alien is not a zombie. ~ AshBlaze
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A star freighter explosion will look like a LSD trip. ~ agentdc7
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An essential part of any space ship's equipment is one of those little bird things with fluid in them that rock back and forth so they look like they are pecking up food. ~ no
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Ripley seems to forget that the cat is a survivor too. ~ SoraKari
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As a blanket rule, don't trust corporations. ~ AngryWhopper
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If you collate data for too long people will think you're a jackass. ~ bourbonphantom
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A spaceship's landing gear contains vital components of the engine and life support system. So be careful where you land. ~ bourbonphantom
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When a teammate has something mysterious stuck to his face, break all standard quarantine procedures, hell, violate every basic principle of spacecraft safety, especially when you're senior officer or scientist: it can't be a dangerous creature. ~ nee
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When an unknown and potentially dangerous life form has emerged from your dying friend, best thing to do is stare in amazement as it runs off into the vast complex of your spaceship. As opposed to, say, killing it. ~ nee
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If they're not out of there in ten minutes, they won't need no rocket to fly through space. ~ SoraKari
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Whenever you think its over and you're safe, you're not and you're wrong. ~ SoraKari
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The aliens have a wonderful defense mechanism. ~ AshBlaze
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Lambert likes griping. ~ AshBlaze
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If you have Parker, can Brett be far behind? ~ AshBlaze
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When searching for a monster that's trying to kill you all, split up the group. That way you can always cover more terrain. ~ agentdc7
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Faramir from Lord of the Rings does not like co-writing stage shows.... ~ RoC77
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The Nostromo is the size of a small city, and has only 2 maintenance guys on staff. ~ bourbonphantom
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Jogging in place really fast for 3 seconds is a sign of android malfunction. ~ bourbonphantom
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After a creature detaches itself from a friend's face, examine it really closely without wearing any sort of protective gear. ~ nee
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Everyone but the black cautious dude is not allowed to pull off heroics. Coming from the guy that brought an alien onboard and risking everyone else's lives. ~ nee
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Don't quarantine someone that needs to be quarantined. Heck, don't even bother closing the doors behind you as you examine a room that has something small on the loose. ~ nee
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This movie is the best example of what to do as a space crew when a hostile alien life form infiltrates your ship. Right? ~ nee
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Doors serve zero security purpose onboard future spacecraft. Well, at least because crews of the future lack common sense. ~ nee
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When a single alien is on the loose in the vast complex of a spacecraft, the best thing to do is find it via splitting up into groups...rather than just rendezvousing with a military craft, make it to the escape craft together, and quarantine the ship. You know, the first thing that should have been done. ~ nee
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The primary purpose of androids is to infiltrate space crews. ~ nee
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There are two types of women in spaceships: emotionally fragile and heroes that no one will listen to. ~ nee
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Future spaceships crews will be horrifically under-qualified for their jobs...or are androids. ~ nee
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When trying to avoid detection by a hostile, stalking alien, make LOTs of clanging and cluttering and otherwise compromising sounds when sobbing the hell out of yourself. ~ nee
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