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Bad ass mother fuckers are never fast enough. ~ ryan corderman
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Nick Cage never disrobes before a gun fight. ~ ryan corderman
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"Aim for their tires." is police talk for "Aim for there heads." ~ ryan corderman
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F.B.I. stands for Federal Bureau of get the Fuck out of my way. ~ ryan corderman
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You can both have sex and gunfight if you're a bad-ass HellBreaker. ~ iAteMyWife
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You shouldn't shoot Nicolas Cage when he's driving. ~ ryan corderman
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Hell already is walking the Earth! ~ ryan corderman
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Your not a hitchhiker unless you have your thumb out. ~ ryan corderman
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Don't just stand around wondering if someone is in the car that just crashed. ~ ryan corderman
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The worst Satan can do is not let you back into Hell. ~ ryan corderman
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Hydrogen trucks are great for making a clear path! ~ ryan corderman
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3D makes everything better, always. ~ ryan corderman
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Amber Heard should never not be in short shorts. ~ ryan corderman
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Nicholas Cage's career has sucked since Ghost Rider. ~ Cjv95
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Two days is like a decade in horny fucker years. ~ ryan corderman
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Nobody ever reaches the end and says "Damn I wish I hadn't fucked so much." ~ ryan corderman
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If you're from hell, waitresses in the south will be all over you. ~ AshBlaze
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If anyone shows you his F.B.I ID, make sure he isn't an accountant from hell. ~ iAteMyWife
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A shotgun when fired from underneath a flying car can cause a massive explosion. ~ gaara
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Dont FUCKIN mess with Nic Cage .. you've got a fight comin. ~ Mizterwildace
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If you have three bullets in your colt, you can waste two. ~ missshinobi
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Don't mess with Milton's relatives. He will break out hell and screw you up!! ~ missshinobi
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You can DRIVE to HELL. ~ missshinobi
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A DEAD man can mess up with your business. ~ missshinobi
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Milton will have to see his enemies in hell again. ~ missshinobi
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Staff from hell have manners. ~ missshinobi
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Milton did know how to celebrate his victory. ~ missshinobi
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Human skulls can be used as beer cups. ~ missshinobi
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The villain can never dodge the final bullet. ~ missshinobi
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One of the powers you get as being the Devil's Accountant is that you are able to conjure up a 1957 Chevy. He probably forgot about it when he was walking the highway & stealing cars to chase John throughout the movie. ~ RoC77
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