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#1

Think twice when asking a priest to bless your doll, you might get smacked the fuck out! ~ mojarras
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    Baal waited forever to give up that easily. ~ mojarras
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      If you are a skeptic priest, it's OK to stare at hot girls legs. ~ mojarras
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      • unless..that you just want to break it (like in Willow..the guy was staring the girl's leg..and say "i want to break it") ~ Alaurien

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      #4

      If you can guess what's in a bag then you are possessed. ~ mojarras
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        #5

        If you are thinking of running away from a funeral home, it is probably best if you become a priest. ~ mojarras
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          Father Lucas lives in a shit hole. ~ mojarras
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            Rome is infested with cats. ~ mojarras
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              #8

              It's a better option to go to McDonald's when you're in Italy :P ~ Alaurien
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                #9

                Don't. Piss. Off. The. Devil! ~ oleza
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                  #10

                  When one exorcist is possessed, and the other on vacation, it's impossible to find another exorcist in the Vatican City! ~ lester john
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                    #11

                    Devil can tell you that there is a U.S. Dollar bill in the bag. ~ qwkslvr
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                      #12

                      Exorcism 101: If you get the demon to tell you his name, you can ask him to leave and he will. ~ mojarras
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                      • Actually, That statement is fact. Read anything on Exorcisms. ~ SweetReaper

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