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You can have a big epic battle with lots of destruction and explosions at a high school and no cops will come investigating whats going on. ~ ryan corderman
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If you want to change what you look like hair dye is a guy's best friend! ~ ryan corderman
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Timothy Olyphant can make even the most trite dialog sound epic. ~ ryan corderman
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Flashlight hands count as superpowers. ~ ryan corderman
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When the Lorians fall in love it's forever. ~ ryan corderman
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When you get to high school bullies will introduce themselves to you as the school bully. ~ ryan corderman
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Stalking your neighbors is OK if you live in a small town. ~ ryan corderman
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If someone says their name is John Smith it's safe to assume they are lying. ~ ryan corderman
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Cool girls don't look at explosions! ~ ryan corderman
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The chick who invades everybody's privacy will be pissed if you invade her privacy. ~ ryan corderman
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During Spring small towns set up Halloween-esk haunted houses. ~ ryan corderman
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People from Toronto are not allowed to be tan. ~ ryan corderman
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If you don't have hair just tattoo some on! ~ ryan corderman
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If you can only kill them in order then why did the Mogadorians even bother trying to kill number six when she showed up? ~ ryan corderman
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Aliens have the power to travel to our planet and blend in with our people but can't seem to figure out how to reply to any texts they get. ~ ryan corderman
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Aliens have come to kill your boyfriend. His father figure just got killed and they're already hot on his heels. He needs a place to hide. Take him to your high school dark room for some photo developing and special bonding time. ~ Eibhlinn Savage
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Massive 100ft wide explosions on football fields don't leave a big crater, nor do walls of fire burn up the grass. ~ mikett
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Magadorians are weak enough to die instantly with one shot from a powerfull magodorian type rifle. Humans can figure this out but super Lorians can't and have to run around stabbing them with little knives. ~ mikett
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John Smith isn't a very good name. ~ ryan corderman
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If your dog is seriously wounded he probably doesn't need to see a vet. ~ ryan corderman
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Dogs will lay down and die only to come back to life moments later. ~ ryan corderman
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Alien monsters eat a lot of Turkeys. ~ ryan corderman
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Turns out people react pretty negatively to pictures of them picking there nose. ~ ryan corderman
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Six is one hot chick who will always find a way to look cool, whether she's strutting away from an explosion she started and doesn't bother to look at or needs to recharge her batteries by getting hit in the breast with some guy's hand flashlights. Oh and she rides a motorcycle all dressed in black leather. ~ Eibhlinn Savage
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I loved it when the Karate Kid got attacked by those guys disguised as skeletons! ... mmmh, what? I Am Number Four you said? Oh sorry wrong thread. I start again. I loved it when Number Four was attacked by those guys in Halloween costumes. ~ Eibhlinn Savage
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Apparently, anyone can get IN to the school surrounded by aliens, but they need to fight their way out. ~ SkyeSilverwing
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If you see a person who can't talk, make sure he is human. Because, He could be a costumed Mogadorian. . . ~ iAteMyWife
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Picking up a 5000lb police car telikinetically doesn't mean you have the power to throw around aliens like they're ragdolls or pick them up high into the air and drop them on their heads. Instead during battle, you must hold them in place gently or push lockers in their path. ~ mikett
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The expert on hiding and blending in can't hide or disguise the cameras in front of his own house. ~ mikett
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Books about teenagers saving the world should stay away from Hollywood. ~ Max
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Red Bull is for pussies. Especially when you have flashlight hands. ~ occams chainsaw
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When there is a huge fight with aliens and explosions at a school by your house, just sit indoors and wait it out. Don't try to get out of town or anything. ~ TheBaddestOfThemAll
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