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#1

It's possible to use a 1996 PowerBook to upload a virus into an alien's ship. ~ matthijstieleman
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  • Maybe that's how humans created computers in the first place! ~ catmunch1

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#2

If you know how to fly an US Marines aircraft, you can definitely fly an alien spacecraft. ~ matthijstieleman
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    #3

    Aliens use binary code for their computers as well. ~ matthijstieleman
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      #4

      Dogs can outrun supersonic fireballs. ~ Pleiades Rising
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        #5

        A single punch can knock an alien out for several hours... ~ TiffYG2133
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          #6

          Aliens have seat belts in their spacecraft. ~ matthijstieleman
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            #7

            Fire does not consume oxygen. So the next time there is fireball coming your way, there is hope after all. Hide in a closet. You won't suffocate, and the heat won't get you, either. ~ ThunderRollin
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              #8

              Always recycle Coke cans even when you've shot at them. ~ matthijstieleman
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                #9

                Aliens do not believe in making redundant control systems, they prefer to have a single point of failure located within their own mothership. ~ Aggrazel
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                  #10

                  F-18's created decades ago really are a match for advanced alien spacecraft. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                    #11

                    You can triangulate the exact location of where people are, even in a highly secure area such as the White House. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                      #12

                      In the dead of space, aliens don't need Anti-Virus. ~ oleza
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                      • Maybe they were all using Macs and simply believe no one is going to make any viruses? Which explains why a Powerbook was used to kill their comp- OHH! Fridge Brilliance! ~ SomeGuy

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                      #13

                      Apparently, when you're the hero of the movie and you're trying to make a big escape from an alien mother ship with an interval of 30 seconds before the nuke explodes, time slow.s down just for you so that 30 seconds become 2 minutes ~ davdynasty
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                      #14

                      When you hover a chopper with disturbing lights in front of aliens, they will attack you. ~ matthijstieleman
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                      • or have an epileptic fit. yays. ~ nikkeho
                      • To be fair, I'd be annoyed too if you were flashing your high beams at my door. ~ Invaderben

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                      #15

                      Strippers always have hearts of gold and nerves of steel. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                        #16

                        Apparently, even an entire convoy of mobile homes are allowed entry to Area 51. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                          #17

                          All the world's military might waits for the US military to give them orders. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                            #18

                            A 1996 PowerBook somehow has an everlasting battery life. ~ matthijstieleman
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                              #19

                              Instead of just finishing humans off in one quick shot, invading aliens will be as slow as grandma driving the station wagon. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                              • Hey, so many cities, so little time. ~ kvn8907

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                              #20

                              Beautiful lights usually mean that you're history. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                #21

                                Somehow your alien spacecraft can't outrun an explosion, unlike your dog. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                  #22

                                  If you want to take down a mile long spaceship, make sure to just send your interceptor fighters, armed with missiles. Don't waste your bombers, and don't even think about fitting any of the fighters with bombs. Small air-to-air missiles will do just fine. ~ kvn8907
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                                    #23

                                    Footprints on the moon can be erased by just flying over them, despite the moon having next to no atmosphere. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                      #24

                                      A child can learn to fly an F18 in a matter of hours. ~ matthijstieleman
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                                      • My 11 year old flies them on the xbox all the time, how hard can it be? ~ Aggrazel

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                                      #25

                                      If you destroy a touristy spot in a city, the whole city will evaporate. ~ matthijstieleman
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                                        #26

                                        If you show up at the entrance of Area 51 in an old pick-up truck, a USMC suite and with a guy in the back of the truck with a really bad Halloween costume wrapped in a parachute, they'll let you through, even when the President is there too. ~ matthijstieleman
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                                          #27

                                          If you eject from your cockpit and thwart certain death, they most likely won't honor your brave and noble deed. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                            #28

                                            The crazy guy's form of anal probing was slightly more destructive than the aliens'. ~ jimbob
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                                              #29

                                              Satellites are made of dynamite and will explode when they hit something. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                #30

                                                TV station personnel will know when to find shelter even before the White House decides to do the same thing. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                  #31

                                                  The best military code-breakers and strategists don't know squat, but some cable-guy will decipher alien code like he's doing his morning Sudoku puzzle. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                    #32

                                                    A woman's intuition is even more fine tuned when she's a stripper. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                      #33

                                                      If you're the President's entourage, it's a-ok to compromise years of studying alien technology by not wearing any protective suits. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                        #34

                                                        Even when aliens have already invaded and destroyed a significant part of humanity, people will still scoff at your alien abduction experience. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                          #35

                                                          Top secret bases aren't equipped with surface-to-air missiles. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                          • But God knows the Area 51-esque "Area 69" in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas had them. And they'd mess you up unless you remembered to disable them. ~ ekedolphin

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                                                          #36

                                                          The ship won't squish Area 51 when it's destroyed, but will neatly fly over to the side and miss it. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                            #37

                                                            You have the technology and resources for intergalactic travel and conquest; to build dozens of spacecraft the size of cities to simultaneously destroy all the major civilizations centers on an entire planet, but you skimp out on coordinating the attack by not deploying your own communications satellites (or relaying through the dozens of ships already dispersed throughout the globe) instead opting to offload this apparently important task to the indigenous and relatively archaic local communication system (or by simply synchronizing your friggin' clocks). ~ skektek
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                                                              #38

                                                              When aliens are hovering above the planet, you can be confident that strip clubs will still be open. ~ SPCAndyJ
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                                                                #39

                                                                Aliens that have no vocal cords will still be able to make an audible squeal after they've been shot. ~ SPCAndyJ
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                                                                  #40

                                                                  Area 51 has loads of F18's. ~ matthijstieleman
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                                                                    #41

                                                                    Always use your scarce missiles on alien aircraft even though your machine gun can take them out as well. ~ matthijstieleman
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                                                                      #42

                                                                      Aliens visit our planet and find the craziest people they can and then give them anal probes. This is to throw the rest of us off their trail. ~ Aggrazel
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                                                                        #43

                                                                        When there is a big spaceship ready to wipe out the world gather a group of weirdos and invite them to your planet. ~ rebelleader5
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                                                                          #44

                                                                          Will Smith is stronger than an alien. ~ Onimaru
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                                                                            #45

                                                                            I have got to get me one of these. ~ Gaurav
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                                                                              #46

                                                                              S.E.T.I. indeed finally pays off . . . until the eventual global war. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                #47

                                                                                Aliens will broadcast their signals and plans to us before they arrive, thus giving some super-egghead a chance to decipher it first. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                  #48

                                                                                  You won't notice that gigantic UFO in your peripheral vision, but you will notice your neighbors first. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                    #49

                                                                                    It's possible to survive both a fireball and a collapsed tunnel. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                      #50

                                                                                      It somehow makes no sense to use nuclear warheads over cities already destroyed beyond recognition. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                        #51

                                                                                        Humans pickle everything, even dead aliens. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                          #52

                                                                                          Even though you have prior knowledge of alien anatomy, don't bother trying to heavily sedate the alien you're operating on. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                            #53

                                                                                            Giant alien lasers can destroy enormous skyscrapers but not kamikazeing F-18s. ~ Zak
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                                                                                              #54

                                                                                              A repaired alien craft that is over 4 decades old will not cause suspicion when docking with the mother ship. ~ Bacupboy
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                                                                                                #55

                                                                                                An alien protective shield knows the difference between a bullet and a man's hand or a Coca-Cola can for that matter. ~ matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                • I had assumed that to conserve resources the shields were only up when needed. They were activated by some sort velocity proximity system. For example the shield wouldn't be activated when a slow moving object approached such as a person with a Coke can but an object with a certain amount of velocity or kinetic energy such as a bullet would trigger the system. ~ skektek
                                                                                                • I don't get this one. Are you talking about the scene where they shoot the coke can inside the shield? I didn't think they were trying to say the shield cared what it was protecting, just that they knew how to turn -off- the shield. ~ Aggrazel

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                                                                                                #56

                                                                                                There are salt plains near Area 51. ~ matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                  #57

                                                                                                  The Pres' is always ready to chew gum and kick ass, and he's all outta gum. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                    #58

                                                                                                    Jeff Goldblum is tall. ~ erinno
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                                                                                                      #59

                                                                                                      You can fly a plane reasonably well when intoxicated, but once you're on the ground it's stagger-city. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                        #60

                                                                                                        Smooth teenage moves are best made when you think everyone is going to die. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                          #61

                                                                                                          Don't go under the ship; do it the hard way and PULL-UP! ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                            #62

                                                                                                            Nothing beats a weekend that involves dragging a smelly, heavy alien through a hot desert. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                              #63

                                                                                                              Area 51 is a secret military base! ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                #64

                                                                                                                Deploy the warhead at the last possible second for extra super-duper tension. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                  #65

                                                                                                                  Alcohol focuses your mental capacity for finding great insights. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                    #66

                                                                                                                    A pilot will still have to identify himself even though he's flying with them. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                      #67

                                                                                                                      This may be the first film where the musical score never seems to stop, from start to finish. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                        #68

                                                                                                                        F-18s have a "Missile Launch" button that works before even starting up the jet itself. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                                                          #69

                                                                                                                          Only Jews can be perfect. ~ Zak
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                                                                                                                            Only Jews can be perfect. ~ Zak
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                                                                                                                              #71

                                                                                                                              Even Lonestar can become the President of the United States. ~ CasablancaDon
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                                                                                                                                #72

                                                                                                                                Bill Pullman is a combat pilot and belongs in the air. ~ TreoslT
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                                                                                                                                  #73

                                                                                                                                  If only the aliens had AVG, McAfee, or Kapersky anti-virus; they would own the planet. ~ john2012
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                                                                                                                                  • Or atleast a decent operating system. Not windows 3.1 ~ qwkslvr

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                                                                                                                                  #74

                                                                                                                                  It's smart to put the President's life at risk, while instead you can use bombers to nuke the aliens. ~ matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                                    #75

                                                                                                                                    When aliens attack, ground all your air-superiority F-16's and send in the bombers. ~ Parth
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                                                                                                                                      #76

                                                                                                                                      A global event of monumental proportions will always begin when almost everyone is sleeping. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                        #77

                                                                                                                                        Keep flying into that dense cloud, for surely you'll eventually be able to communicate better with even more clouds surrounding your plane. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                          #78

                                                                                                                                          Fate loves to mess with people, especially when someone questions another's alien abduction. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                            #79

                                                                                                                                            "Booty" should not be said by some people, despite their urge to sound convincing. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                              #80

                                                                                                                                              Sometimes the massive fireball of death travels exceptionally fast; other times it just plods along, waiting for certain people to get out of its way. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                                #81

                                                                                                                                                Even though mere smoke can kill an engine, the extremely hot and toxic fireball eating up all the oxygen will let Air Force One fly on its merry way. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                                  #82

                                                                                                                                                  If you're on the losing end of a dogfight you can't win, just fly around like little bugs and don't use your afterburners to get away. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                                    #83

                                                                                                                                                    When the Pres' shoots the second time, he always scores! ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                                      #84

                                                                                                                                                      Even spacecraft can make the "Indiana Jones" narrow escape. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                                        #85

                                                                                                                                                        People at the bar are very fascinated with the idea of anal probing from aliens. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                          #86

                                                                                                                                                          Bill Pulman should deliver more motivational speeches. ~ Nikki
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                                                                                                                                                            #87

                                                                                                                                                            If the Aliens had uploaded the Norton anti virus, we'd be sh*t out of luck! ~ Nikki
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                                                                                                                                                              The most beautiful interior production design of Area 51 in any movie...EVER! ~ FERIS
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                                                                                                                                                                #89

                                                                                                                                                                The "8" button will fire a missile on an F-18 and the "2" button will stop it from accidental launch. ~ SPCAndyJ
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                                                                                                                                                                  #90

                                                                                                                                                                  Cigars are excellent celebration and motivation tools. ~ CasablancaDon
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                                                                                                                                                                    #91

                                                                                                                                                                    A space ship the size of an island coming zooming in to the atmosphere above a city will not cause the tiniest of upsets vis a vie earthquakes, tsunamis etc.. Physics has been lying to us this whole time! ~ no
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                                                                                                                                                                      #92

                                                                                                                                                                      Nerdy guys always play nerdy chess. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                                                        #93

                                                                                                                                                                        The BIGGEST vehicle will always be blown your way in an explosion. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                                                          #94

                                                                                                                                                                          Effective evasive maneuvers also include banking at high speeds that neither you nor your jet can handle. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                                                            Alien craft can be defeated by little parachutes. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                                                              No vocal cords? No problem: just give your victim a tentacle message, and he'll speak for you! ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                                                                Technologically advanced alien spacecraft don't have effective countermeasures for evading missiles, even though our jets have had them for years. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                                                                  30 second-delay timers and fireballs will wait a tad longer for you to finish up whatever it is you're doing. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                                                                    When liberating the world from an alien invasion, always foist your own holiday onto the rest of the world. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Roland Emmerich is a visionary, and won't go on to make the same film after film. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Apparently, even advanced aliens from across the universe still have to download the current version of Windows to run their stuff. ~ AshBlaze
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #102

                                                                                                                                                                                          When the mile-long ships crash all over the world, one should naturally assume everything in it perished. This includes the thousands upon thousands of alien vessels trapped inside the ship’s hull. It’s a sure bet they were all consumed in that hot fire. Good thing too, since the United States was down to its last missile. ~ Gibster
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Even hostile aliens don't like having highbeams flashng into their faces. ~ nee
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                                                                                                                                                                                              USAF does not have a single SAM and/or AA gun. ~ moontrekker
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Russian soldiers always sit around in clouds of cigarette smoke, in a snow covered base. ~ moontrekker
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Giant alien lasers will always backfire when clogged. ~ Zak
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    You have the technology and resources for intergalactic travel and conquest; to build dozens of spacecraft the size of cities to simultaneously destroy all the major civilizations centers on an entire planet, but you skimp out on coordinating the attack by not deploying your own communications satellites (or relaying through the dozens of ships already dispersed throughout the globe) instead opting to offload this apparently important task to the indigenous and relatively archaic local communication system (or by simply synchronizing your friggin' clocks). ~ skektek
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #108

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Aliens will hijack Earth's satellite systems and will not bother intercepting our own messages, AND we'll still be able to use them for transmission right to the very end. ~ Pleiades Rising
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