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If you have 7 people in your board of Directors, call them the 7 dwarfs. Does that mean Tom Cruise is Snow White??? ~ Raajnie
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"I love you" is the last statement that should be on your list of "things to say" when your psycho stalker is driving like a maniac! ~ Raajnie
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When you're hiding from the world because your face has been ruined after a horrible accident, show off your new look by hitting the clubs and freaking out everyone including the bartender. ~ Raajnie
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Watching an interview of a man who owns half of Arizona on TV with the chick you dig is a great way of killing time with her. ~ Raajnie
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Its easy for a womanizer to fall in love with a moth. ~ Raajnie
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Cry to Joan Osbourne when your docs are taking you away for surgery. ~ Raajnie
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Try getting a 'life extension' recommended by the white witch of Narnia. ~ Raajnie
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So i guess everyone should follow in the footsteps of Benny the dog! ~ Raajnie
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Noah Taylor's 'lucid dream' is- working for Lara Croft. ~ Raajnie
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Just shout "tech support..." ~ gerard29
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Open your eyes. ~ Optimus Thunder
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