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You should keep something important like a universe containing countless civilizations tied to a cat's neck, instead of trusting it to the professionals in black suits. ~ KeenHavoc
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Rookies should be armed the a powerful laser gun with out any formal training or warning about its insane recoil. ~ KeenHavoc
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"Don't ever, ever touch the red button!" ~ KeenHavoc
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Skinning a person and wearing it is comical when an alien does it off screen without saying "It puts the lotion on its skin...". ~ KeenHavoc
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Sometimes, you will be taken up on the offer to pry something out of your cold dead fingers. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Aliens will always reasonably give you a countdown before destroying your planet. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Old white guy and young black guy is a classic formula for awesome.(see 80's cop shows and White House for more details) ~ KeenHavoc
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Removing your finger prints with an intense flash really hurts. ~ KeenHavoc
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Cockroaches love sugar. ~ KeenHavoc
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Nothing phases New Yorkers because they've seen it all, they just can't remember. ~ KeenHavoc
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If the rookie is around he has to play the midwife. ~ KeenHavoc
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The best way to hide the truth is in plain sight. ~ KeenHavoc
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It's better for the public live in ignorance then in constant fear of possible daily annihilation. ~ KeenHavoc
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People are too stupid to notice that they are surrounded by strange aliens and whatnot. Must be all the memory-flashies messing with our heads. ~ chibi master
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A world fair is great for hiding spaceships in plain sight. ~ irg19
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Nobody really want to be nostalgic about alien-bug memories. ~ Pleiades Rising
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You can blast a UFO out of the sky and not draw a crowd. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Creepy bug-eyed dogs are not of this world. ~ KeenHavoc
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After being killed and having his body taken over by an alien homicidal maniac, Edgar's actually friendlier! ~ ekedolphin
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You can blow someone away with a shotgun on the streets of Manhattan and no one will flinch, but harass a dog, and people will look at you like you're a piece of shit. ~ ekedolphin
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Dennis Rodman's an alien. (That's supposed to be a disguise?) ~ ekedolphin
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The roach alien loses its ability to talk when it sheds its "Egar" suit. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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Even though a giant alien bug can simply use it's tail stinger to instantly kill you, he'd rather just knock you around a bit to give you more chances to find a way to kill him. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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All aliens explode like bags of sticky goo when shot. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Neuralyzing people multiple times does not cause brain cancer. ~ KeenHavoc
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The Guggenheim Museum needs better locks and elevators. ~ KeenHavoc
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Illegal aliens are ironic. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Man-suits as worn by a large alien bug are kind of snug, yet slightly rakish. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Bugs leave a green spectral trail and crave sugar water. What, you didn't watch Final Jeopardy! last night? ~ ekedolphin
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FBI agents have no sense of humor that they are aware of. ~ ekedolphin
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Not *all* New York City cab drivers are aliens. ~ ekedolphin
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Act like you're in charge, and people will tend to back down. ~ ekedolphin
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Elvis isn't dead; he just went home. ~ ekedolphin
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If you have unlimited technology form the whole universe you will cruise around in a Ford P.O.S. ~ tenshi
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Anytime a woman shows the slightest sign of sexual independence... ~ ekedolphin
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When people get shot, they don't explode, but shoot an alien ... ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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Don't take a break when the alien in the "egar" suit is around. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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You can have a larger weapon than "Egar" and still lose :( ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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If you get old and start becoming useless. you're out of the MIB. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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Zed does not want an intergalactic kegger. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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When recruiting the best of the best of the best, pick Will Smith anyway. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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Being down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach is just one memory that K does not want. ~ Bacupboy
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Giant alien bugs never use their giant sharp teeth when eating FBI agents. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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The same gun that will take down a huge spacecraft can be shot directly behind two men sitting on grass without any collateral damage. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Marbles is the ultimate universal game. It never gets boring. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Only push the red button in tunnels. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Being discovered by border control officers causes aliens to attempt suicide attacks. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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If you want to kill the tiny alien hiding inside the upper forehead of a humanoid body, stab the neck. ~ agentdc7
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When you stab someone in the neck with your CG appendage, there will be no signs of injury whatsoever. ~ agentdc7
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If you see a little girl with a Quantum Physics book in the dark, shoot her. Weird looking aliens? Leave them alone. ~ agentdc7
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All black is the new black, it helps you be inconspicuous. ~ KeenHavoc
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