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"12345" is the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage. ~ Ace
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Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb. ~ Ace
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Dark Helmet always drinks coffee while watching Radar. Everyone knows that! ~ NateSean
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Merchandising is where the real money from the movie is made. ~ NateSean
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Schwartz rings are often found in Cracker Jack boxes. ~ Ace
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Even in the future, nothing works properly. ~ Ace
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Pizza the Hut likes the taste of himself. ~ agentdc7
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The self destruct mechanism is a large red button very clearly marked "Self Destruct". ~ NateSean
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Princess Vespa can't live without her industrial strength hair dryer. ~ NateSean
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There's two sides to every schwartz. ~ Ace
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"12345" is the combination on President Skroob's luggage. ~ Ace
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When lying about what you didn't see, be sure to tell him everything you "didn't" see. ~ agentdc7
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Movies will have a copy of the movie while the movie is in the making. ~ agentdc7
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Kane from Alien survived the chestburster. Too bad it happened again. ~ agentdc7
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When you realize a 5 digit combination is the exact same one you have, be sure to tell everyone aloud. ~ agentdc7
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He doesn't like all the fuss. He's just plain Yogurt. ~ NateSean
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Only Lonestar would dare give Dark Helmet the raspberry. ~ NateSean
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Lonestar's Schwartz is as big as Dark Helmet's. ~ NateSean
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Even the Apes know that Spaceballs aren't a good sign. ~ NateSean
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Never go over Dark Helmet's helmet. ~ Ace
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The bathroom wall is unlisted. ~ Ace
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God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money. ~ NateSean
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The way President Scroob runs things, 1,000 years of oxygen won't last 100. ~ NateSean
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When the only two lunch menu options are the soup or the special, always go with the soup. ~ IanM1986
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Dark Helmet wasn't a fan of the Police Academy movies. ~ NateSean
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Dot Matrix can't hold her oil when she gets excited. ~ NateSean
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Princess Vespa is a base. ~ NateSean
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Beaming is more trouble than it's worth. ~ IanM1986
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Dark Helmet doesn't need the gas mask down to make faces at Scroob. ~ NateSean
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Yogurt's home sure isn't the temple of Beth Israel. ~ NateSean
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Huge Safari helmets are hilarious. ~ Kikkomannrice
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1980s style music will eventually make a comeback. ~ IanM1986
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Don't hire Assholes for any job. ~ IanM1986
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The Short, Short version works the best. ~ Optimus Thunder
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Barf will order the cleavage. ~ Optimus Thunder
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Liquid Schwartz makes space tracks. ~ Optimus Thunder
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All princesses are horse-faced space dogs! ~ Optimus Thunder
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There's something wrong with the radar, Sir. ~ Optimus Thunder
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The kids love Spaceballs the flame thrower. ~ pocketg99
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Colonel Sanders is not chicken. ~ NateSean
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BARF isn't a good name to have when saving someone. ~ THE S
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Spaceships traveling at ludicrous speed will be shown in tartan. ~ njackson84
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