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When faced with the threat of being flogged, enslaved in Cuba, and flogged some more, always look on the bright side. You're going to Cuba. ~ X3PH3R
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Vertical ascension requires more... uh... rope. ~ sapphire0kisses
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If it opens stuff, keys and pry bars are all the same. ~ X3PH3R
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It's all fun and games until a god starts bleeding. ~ X3PH3R
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Under any circumstances, it's probably better to stay in the barrel. ~ X3PH3R
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When all else fails, pretend to be arch enemies with your best friend. ~ sapphire0kisses
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Xibalba is not some kind of food. ~ X3PH3R
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Wondering where a chick is keeping your loaded dice is basis for a business partnership. ~ sapphire0kisses
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Armadillos make great balls. ~ jstevenson4444
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El Dorado is NOT native for great big rock. ~ X3PH3R
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It's all in the hips. ~ X3PH3R
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Don't wade through the jungle water. ~ X3PH3R
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Everyone knows the Native South Americans spoke Spanish. Of course there weren't any language barriers! ~ ThunderRollin
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The quickest escape route is into a bull pen. ~ X3PH3R
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Only complete idiots get hired as guards and such. Even in El Dorado. *bug-eyed stare at leapord skin guy* ~ chibi master
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Maybe they should have called it Chel Dorado. ~ Optimus Thunder
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You can reach the shores in a row boat in no time and then just party around until the huge, powerful and fast conquistador ship armada catches up a few days later. ~ Dora11740
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If you yell "Stop!", even volcanos will listen to you. ~ FilmSavvy
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