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#1

You may love your wife, but you still want to bash her brains in. ~ twich
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    #2

    Redrum is murder backwards. ~ twich
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      #3

      Sometimes...you've just got to "correct" your family by killing them. ~ twich
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        #4

        Don't make out with the hot naked lady that came out of nowhere, she will turn into an old naked lady and laugh at you for falling for her prank. ~ agentdc7
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          #5

          Men like blowjobs from men in bear suits. ~ agentdc7
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            #6

            Do not use an elevator to transport blood. It will leak everywhere. ~ bourbonphantom
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              #7

              A psychic cannot sense your presence if you hide behind a column. ~ bourbonphantom
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                #8

                Hotel bathrooms...They're just...bad. ~ twich
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                  #9

                  Whenever you come downstairs while your husband is typing, you break his concentration and he has to start all over. ~ twich
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                    #10

                    Once upon a time, All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. The End. You have just read a novel. ~ agentdc7
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                      #11

                      The Stanley Hotel doesn't really have that huge labyrinth...I feel ripped off! ~ TiffYG2133
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                        #12

                        Johnny is here. ~ marissarachelle
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                          #13

                          Swinging a baseball bat without hitting the psycho is a great idea. ~ PointMan528491
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                          • http://100thingsilearned.com/view.php?id=1107 This thread exists already. ~ bourbonphantom

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                          #14

                          Always go into the room that you were told not to go into. ~ PointMan528491
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                            #15

                            When Danny writes a word with two "R"s, he can only write one of them facing the right way. ~ PointMan528491
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                              #16

                              You talk to your friend that lives inside your mouth by talking to your finger. ~ PointMan528491
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                                #17

                                Some places are like people...some shine and some don't. ~ twich
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                                  #18

                                  Twins in a hallway are scary. ~ twich
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                                  • They're actually not twins. I used to think that myself. If you look carefully you'll notice. It's just that they're wearing the exact same thing is what throws people off. ~ agentdc7

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                                  #19

                                  Mr. Grady WAS the caretaker. ~ twich
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                                    #20

                                    Naked rotting old ladies are scary. ~ agentdc7
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                                      #21

                                      Ghosts will hand out booze for free. ~ bourbonphantom
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                                        #22

                                        Do not take marital advice from an undead racist. ~ bourbonphantom
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                                          #23

                                          The blood usually gets off at the second floor. ~ PointMan528491
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                                            #24

                                            You always make out with the hot, young naked chick. ~ PointMan528491
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                                              #25

                                              When you get writer's block, just type "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" over and over. ~ PointMan528491
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                                                #26

                                                See? Danny learned about the Donner party from the television. ~ skippkipp
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                                                  #27

                                                  You can give oral sex while wearing a dog mask. ~ PointMan528491
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                                                    #28

                                                    In hotels, you will want to drink the hair of the dog that bit you. ~ twich
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